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@darthgerry.bsky.social
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I cry a little whenever I see "last twenty palaces book."
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Waaaay ahead of you
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ngl, spite does motivate me more
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I really enjoyed this book. Hopefully there will be sequels?
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Please send any dogs you have obtained for the purpose of dogpileing Bill directly to me. I wish to be in a large pile of dogs.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Are we allowed to eat the food in the catering escape truck?
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I used to collect them. Had about $300 in Bicentennial quarters at 1 point.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Good. Let it burn.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Why are you fucking 'requesting ' anything from these chuds? You have the legal power to inspect without notice. Get the NJ State police to send a squad with you and just arrest anyone who tries to illegally prevent you
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Just switched to DDG, and it had me at 'no fucking ai slop'
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I generally just respond with 'World Domination ' myself.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I don't use their shifty office subscription, and also purged their ai slop/plagiarism robot from the task bar.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The one where he finds a quarter behind your ear is pretty good, too.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Thanks for this! I've been looking to replace my kindle, (something something Evil corporation), and this looks like a winner
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
What that article doesn't say is that all pangolians are alcoholics
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Mine's dripping blood, is that good?
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Magyar, oops.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If history is any guide, JD going over there to endorse Orban will clinch it for Maygar.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Damn it Chuck, you know we're not supposed to talk about them.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Two of my favorite things: Twenty Palaces and the Good Friends of Jackson Elias
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Done and done. I also blocked Attila the Hun while I was at it.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Why stop there? Kids today have shockingly bad blacksmithing skills, and don't get me started on their sabertooth tiger fighting.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
And you can see it on Rifftrax, which makes it bearable to watch.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Yeah, turn around and go the other way
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I never thought I'd need to know the plural of apocalypse.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
*fat, f u autocorrect.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
You all know it's things like this that are the reason the rest of the world thinks Americans are far, uncultured idiots, right?
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Don't want more dice? I understand all those words, but they don't make sense the way you arranged them.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I just developed Type 3 diabetes looking at this.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Star Frontiers
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
First, I'm going to need a list of names and backstories for each microbe, so I can follow the plot more easily.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
May I suggest: a.co/d/08Pn8Te6 ? It will probably take longer to wear through.
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Amazon.com : HONKID Hard Metal Mouse Pad for Desk, Aluminum Solid Mouse Pad for Magic Mouse and Pro/Air with Stable Rubber Base, Firm Mousepad for Travel and Home Office (Black) : Office Products
Amazon.com : HONKID Hard Metal Mouse Pad for Desk, Aluminum Solid Mouse Pad for Magic Mouse and Pro/Air with Stable Rubber Base, Firm Mousepad for Travel and Home Office (Black) : Office Products
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Great AND watchable? In this economy?
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I'm fairly certain the rethuglicans did cheat in 24, but at this point it hardly matters. The time to drag that into the open was right after the election. We, at this point, should stop trying to legislate the past and use our energy to prevent them from just doing it again
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
It me.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
They haven't got to the 'underwear, pants, shoes' training module yet.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
You fools! You have to drive a stake through him and fill his mouth with garlic first!
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Looks like the entire population of ND showed up. Fuck ICE and fuck tRump
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
With the GI Joe, Transformers, and Thundercats rpgs out, I'm hoping for a Masters of the Universe game soon.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
He's a Maia of fire, he can just tell.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Oh, I'm sure spite will still be a factor.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
media.tenor.com
a man is surrounded by lightning with the words there can be only one
ALT: a man is surrounded by lightning with the words there can be only one
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Oh no! But the rest of the Bond series is so strict about continuity! Everyone remembers the long plastic surgery scenes every time a new actor took the part, to explain why he looks different.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
There's plenty of horror, but only the fake kind is fun
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Yeah, fascist dipshits seem to like sending under equipped troops into winter deployments. Paging General Winter.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I'm an atheist, but for Dolly I'll make an exception.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Do you have a paypal or Kofi where I could send you, say, $20? Not for a copy of it, but just to encourage you to make it?
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I love 'gaslighting' my nieces and nephews, but only if I'm sure they're going to roll their eyes.
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darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I wouldn't feel right if my face didn't itch.
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