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DarthDuck

@darthduck415.bsky.social
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“I used to rock and roll all night and party everyday. Then it was every other day. Now I’m lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky.”

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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just overheard someone say: “There’s more than one way to skin a cat.” and it took all I had to not immediately shout: “Four!”
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now watching:
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Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What's a poster you had in your room growing up
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Perhaps some sort of Turing machine could come close to figuring out how many times I read this book to my son. He never got sick of it. And neither did I.
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Jordan Sorcery @jordansorcery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Doing some research with some 90s magazines and this series of amazing horror movie ads came up - I don't know who the artist was, but I think they are terrific fun!
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Quick update
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There is crying in baseball. That Tom Hanks is full of shit, man.
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
About to watch ‘Child’s Play 3’ It’s been a long time, we’ll see if it’s as bad as I remember.
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you see this, post some cats
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just saw my first Christmas commercial of the year.
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Kramer's Shocked Reaction in Seinfeld
ALT: Kramer's Shocked Reaction in Seinfeld
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Spell your name using Disney characters! Remy Yzma Arthur Nani
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Supreme Intelligence, you say?
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well, that was fucking awesome!
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Time for Resident Evil!
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I thought Ed Sheeran was a pretentious douche from the jump. And I definitely didn’t have any use for him after he ripped off The Axis of Awesome. That’s beyond the pale, obviously.
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Jog On
ALT: Jog On
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Finally watched ‘Weapons’ last night. It was not at all what I was excepting, and featured a lot of people I had no idea where in it, but it was a damn good time.
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Kid Running in Dark Street Scene
Alt: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Boy loved ‘Child’s Play’ and hasn’t stopped talking about it or about asking about the sequels. So I decided to get us properly prepared.
My son was very upset that all those Fireball Island games blew up at the beginning of the movie. Fortunately, I still have my original copy.
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Confession: I’ve never watched ‘The Last Starfighter’. So I’m correcting this cinematic oversight tonight as I’m in desperate need of a pick me up. I’ve also employed the help of a local establishment’s cheese bread and a Faygo Red Pop.
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I need to be more like Timon and Pumbaa…
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I saw ‘Child’s Play’ for the first time at a sleepover when I was 8 or 9 and it absolutely traumatized me. To the point that watching it can still get to me, just remembering how it made me feel at the time. All that to say, I just introduced my son (13) to it and he absolutely loved it.
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Chucky: We're Friends To The End, Remember?
ALT: Chucky: We're Friends To The End, Remember?
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The B Sharps will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“It’s like somebody was wearing Mitch. Like a suit. Like a Mitch suit.”
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The storage unit is empty. Now going through lots and lots of boxes in my apartment. It’s taking forever. Mostly because I don’t want to be doing it but also because when I come across something, like say, a stack of magazines, I have to go through each one of them page by page. Obviously.
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
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🎃 @thepaintingpumpkin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
5 Musicals to get to know me: Phantom of the Opera Evil Dead: The Musical South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut The Lion King Hamlet 2
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If you see this, post something pink. 💗
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A whole tub full of CDs I’ll probably pick out a handful to keep but it’s a real shame to be getting rid of the physical manifestation of so many memories, moments, and emotions…
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“Eh, I’ll give it a whirl…”
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afterlunch.bsky.social @afterlunch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Announcing THE STAR TREK AWARDIES! We're accepting nominations for your favorite Star Trek elements across 18 different categories. Please use #StarTrekAwardies. And we appreciate reposts! We want as large a collection of nominations as we can possibly get. Categories in the thread below. 1/5
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Star Trek
ALT: Star Trek
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Is Patrick Stewart going to be ok?
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Plan a horrorfest using only your first name The Ring You’re Next Alien Night of the Demons (‘09, because Monica Keena)
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This some real bullshit.
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Transformers: Optimus Prime Injured
ALT: Transformers: Optimus Prime Injured
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry too!? Not fair, universe. Not fair. A legend that could turn any small or ridiculous role into an unforgettable, scene-stealing masterpiece. RIP
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I was already having a shitty day. What the fuck. She was supposed to live forever…
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Apparently I just turned ‘I’m unable to help my son with his math homework’ years old…
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: I'm Getting Too Old For This
ALT: Obi-Wan Kenobi: I'm Getting Too Old For This
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Name your fav comic film that isn’t DC or Marvel. I mean, how am I supposed to choose? I narrowed down to four. Sue me.
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I just watched ‘X-Men: Dark Phoenix’ for the first time…
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John Cusack's 'Are You Serious' Facepalm
ALT: John Cusack's 'Are You Serious' Facepalm
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This has been on YouTube for 13 years, and I’m just now finding out about it? Get it together, algorithm! (And it’s wholly appropriate. Nothing has ever been more appropriate.)
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Inappropriate usage of "Holiday Road" #4: The Shawshank Redemption
YouTube video by Justin Fink
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Heard ‘Hot For Teacher’ and burst into tears. This feels like a new low. Still waiting for the “it gets better” I’ve been promised to kick in…
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I see you, Zoe Saldana.
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Expectations exceeded. That was a good time.
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Bobby Hill Eating Popcorn
ALT: Bobby Hill Eating Popcorn
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Time to watch Obi-Wan and Catwoman vs non-JP dinosaurs!
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“Where’s the goat?”
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I want to go to there…
Billboard Rock Chart from 30 years ago. No, YOU’RE old!!
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Katie Cook @katiecandraw.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Wally Wood's 22 panels that always work... but with cats. Don't ask me why I drew this because I don't know.
Wally Wood's chart of 22 comic panel compositions that always work.... but redrawn using cats.
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DarthDuck @darthduck415.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
People-You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song. Me-
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