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Darth Corvusss

@darthcorvus.bsky.social
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Still the office goat. Still. #PublicAdministration
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
The devices that already work😂😂
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I got three of these cards in the same pack yesterday....like wtf
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Benny is LOUNGIN'
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
So a coworker just gave out some candy that she got on a trip to the coast of Washington. She came around seconds later and collected all of it back from us, she was a tad frantic. The candy is a gummy. Individually wrapped gummy. From Washington state 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Hot fire STILL
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I got you started sport, I'm pretty sure you can figure out how to Google the rest of this shit yourself. If you need me to link some stuff I will. The end result will be the same. Here: pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Woosah I needed this. Clearly.
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
The. Bestest. Boy.
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Spoiled little pup getting all the sun AND the blanket.
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Weekend plans solidified:
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
It IS achievable people:
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Love it.
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The toppest dog:
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I do. I DO deserve it.
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Goals.
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I got two of the animated Giratina EX from the same pack. The game is gliiiiiiiiitched.
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Me tapping my own sign:
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
If only...
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Confucius says:
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Benny wants a fresh from the dryer shirt cape EVERYTIME the dryer buzzer sounds. Every. Time.
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Yorkies understand you perfectly. They know exactly what you're asking or telling them to do. They will look you right in the eyes and ignore you on some "yeah, I know what you're saying I just don't give a fuck" type stuff. But it's ok, I'll allow it. I love heem.
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Here's where he works:
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Be a real shame if anyone left a Google review.
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Be a real shame if anyone went and gave them a google review:
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Seems to me like this is exactly what Kamala Harris ran on and people didn't want it at the time. They wanted it in white male form.
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Benny wants you to take a look at his premium wares for sale Katie!
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Fan here, also, Benny licked the phone when I showed him so he is also a fan by default now💁🏻‍♂️
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
"is anyone interested in some partially chewed up toys and dog bones? Then boy do I have a sale for you!"
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Reese (from Malcolm in the Middle) if he ever becomes a chef:
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Gee I wonder 🤔
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
@firedbutfighting.bsky.social make sure you are appealing!!!!
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
😮 😮 🤯 🤯
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Reskeet with a meme of you feeling your feelings (it ain't that bad, I just really love this picture)
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
You're seen, you're loved, you're brave af!!!!
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Coming, and then running away like a coward, to a city near you:
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Happy International Trans Day of Visibility all! #TDOV #ITDOV We love and respect you and are here for you!
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I ALWAYS keep that thang on me Buni. Come get me:
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Seepy boy
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Pulled this the other day
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
This old😭
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Gee, I wonder why??
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
ALL HAIL THE HYPNO-BENNY!!!!
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I'm pretty sure I just solved the bootstrap paradox on a sticky note.
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Darth Corvusss @darthcorvus.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Made myself a little PSA for ppl who come to my office. #FinalFantasy
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