darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 6hMy man looks like if involuntary celibacy become sentient 080
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 15hIs bringing in JJ going to fuck up what the Giants are building? 110
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 15h“Vay” cause it sounds like “gay”? He’s got nothing, he’s cooked. Fastball’s gone, just weak-ass noodle arm. He’s going to be using a drill to get at Hans Moleman’s lucky charms 000
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 15hI need my eyes checked bc when I saw the pic before reading the description I though Bossk was in there 🤣🤣🤣 010
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Until the deficit blows up and then it’s allstatic.klipy.comI Think You Should Leave Hot Dog SuspectALT: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect 070
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026He actually thinks this adds time, like, makes the day longer doesn’t he? 050
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Nobody elected these edge-lord tech bros but I have listen to them pontificate on the AI that exists in their heads and on a money burning engine that has yet to prove it can do what they say it can do 160
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Supreme Court says Democratic Presidents can only have the powers specifically mentioned in the constitution, while Republicans Presidents can have magical superpowers 0272
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hopefully they don’t come back either 110
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Lindsey Graham was right. It only took 2 terms 100
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026His legs are as skinny as his arms. That shouldn’t be possible 000
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They want to make ppl miserable do they can privatize it 1120
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Good, goodstatic.klipy.comGiant Bug Guy Watching TVALT: Giant Bug Guy Watching TV 010
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s like the Cthulhu mythos, he’s devolving into a fishman 000
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🎶The hangman put the mask on Tied his hands behind his back Sprung the trap on Staggolee But his neck refused to crack The hangman, he got frightened Said: "Chief, you see how it be I can't hang this man, lord You better set him free"🎶 010
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Jesus could appear to them right now and they’d be “who the fuck are you?” 000
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Is Gorka that tall or is the other guy really short? 000
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This dude really believes in “The Secret” speak things into existence doesn’t he? 000
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“No, no sir. It’s too much, too much peace,” the shirtless fireman said, crying in the arms of a shirtless construction worker. 130
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Does the armor of God protect soldiers from actual bullets?” 220
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Why do they all stand like they never stood before? 140
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026youtu.be/6n3URnMmpJA?...youtu.beThe Price of FreedomYouTube video by Nupetiet 000
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Office Space but with Chewie instead of Peter 010
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Mike Tomlin know for waking up to beat the sun from her glory 000
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Joshua Chamberlain was a college professor you asshole 000
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There’s only 2 ranks in this man’s army - Generals and cannon fodder 000
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Soap parties for everyone!static.klipy.comSoap Sock: Man Applying BandageALT: Soap Sock: Man Applying Bandage 000
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When the twist hits in the 2003 Oldboy 000
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When David Tyree catches the ball with his helmet 000
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I guess Pete’s never heard of Casimir Pulaski 🤷🏻♂️ 020
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think the clowns are still there, Pete 000
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This guy can barely play checkers, you think he can read the rules for that? 000
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You misspelled it Aaron, there’s 3 “k’s” in ‘Fortress Amerikkka’. 000
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Don’t worry, he’ll leave if a younger, hotter project comes along 010
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The good news is Newt will leave if a younger Project comes along 000
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Naw, I wanna see him cry as he rats them all out first 2311
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Doomsday was really the friends we made along the way 010
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comMichael Jackson's Iconic Smooth Criminal DanceALT: Michael Jackson's Iconic Smooth Criminal Dance 000
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yeah so people know what it is and can steal it easier 000
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Does he do it? Does he try to form his own party and shatter the Republicans for the next fifty years? 040
