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Alan Bunteman

@darthbane1138.bsky.social
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wait…pardon brokers are a real thing?
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In an administration full of crazy, this is some of the most crazy shit
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I miss having leadership that could concisely explain the reasoning for their position on a multitude of issues #FDT
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What the actual f*ck??? #FDT
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Can we officially declare a ceasefire on calling the hostilities between the U.S. and Iran a ceasefire? #FDT #Iran #Hormuz
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The Graham, Mitch, Trump trifecta would be something special. #FDT #McConnell #Graham
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Someone get this drunk off the TV #FDT #Graham
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A movie being described as “fun” somehow has turned into a negative critique. I like to have fun…doesn’t everyone? I had a fun time at the Mando movie…and that is fine by me #Mandolorian #Grogu #StarWars
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Now we know why it was so important for Trump to be at the WH this weekend #FDT #Ballroom
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Narrator: No countries want to help the US under trump’s leadership #FDT
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
What an insane amount of bullshit. I know corruption has always existed in politics but this admin is the worst of the worst across every category. #FDT
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Justice Department announces a $1.7B fund to compensate Trump allies in a deal to drop IRS suit — The Associated Press
The Trump administration has announced the creation a $1.7 billion fund to compensate allies of the Republican president who believe they were mistreated by the Biden-era Justice Department.
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Republicans just do shit, don’t even ask for forgiveness, and are seldomly held to account. Democrats continue to ask for permission and that is why we are always playing catch up
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
We live in a world where I have to wait for Iranian and Chinese authorities to confirm what our president and administration reports. And when there is a conflict on what is reported I default to believing the Iranians and the Chinese #FDT
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
QRP with the doctor you’d trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr.
static.klipy.com
Frankenstein Its Alive
Alt: Frankenstein Its Alive
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Watching racists cheer is infuriating #FDT
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
As our president, the supreme court, and now individual States scramble to dismantle voting rights, you realize there are a LOT of racists who were just waiting for permission #FDT #RacismSucks
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Hegseth is the Secretary of Stupid
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
May the Fourth Be With You! Happy Star Wars Day! As we continue to live in the crappiest of timelines, hopefully today will be a little less crazy, a little more fun and a lot less dominated by the Jack-Ass-in-Chief #StarWars #MayFourth
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a man says the empire cannot win in a disney + star wars advertisement
Alt: a man says the empire cannot win in a disney + star wars advertisement
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Microcosm of what is wrong in the U.S. (besides the kleptocracy, racism, nepotism, etc.). Our “leaders” refuse to acknowledge what is clear truth. A f*cking naval blockade IS an act of war! #FDT #truth
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
My marathon philosophy in four parts: 1. Develop a plan 2. Train against said plan 3. Visualize success 4. Completely ignore said plan on race day and shockingly crash out missing my goal time #runningsky #running #marathon
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Up next, our “friendly” military intervention of the mid-terms
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
If an entire nation of people consistently see their “leader” ignore precedent, laws, & checks on power, eventually that nation will devolve into anarchy and chaos. What stops every day citizens from displaying “unprecedented” personal power? #FDT
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I yearn for a time where our dumbass president isn’t in the “news” EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. embarassing himself and our country #FDT
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
At this point, the floor for Trump’s approval rating directly correlates to the % of racists in the U.S. #FDT #VRA
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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a man says a time machine in front of a project almanac logo
ALT: a man says a time machine in front of a project almanac logo
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Ooh, ooh…I know! He was let in with those guns. I hate the Trump administration the most for making me believe in fucking conspiracy theories. #FDT
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Trump pulling some serious Emperor Palpatine shit now…
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Trump claiming credit for Pope Leo being chosen as Pope is the most Trumpy shit ever. What a complete and total loser, always having to take credit for other’s accomplishments #FDT
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Awaiting the Catholic masses to speak out…still waiting…waiting… #FDT
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Priorities!!!
media.tenor.com
buzz lightyear from toy story says " there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere .. "
Alt: buzz lightyear from toy story says " there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere .. "
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Trump: The Art of the Dumbass #FDT
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Words matter. Our president threatening genocide via social media is sick, evil, disgusting and irresponsible. We need Congress to act swiftly; the fate of a people and potentially the world can’t be left in the hands of a mad man. #FDT #Impeach #25thAmendment
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The U.S. continues to devolve beyond recognition led by the most embarrassing, petty, ignorant president in our history #FDT
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Ummm…where the hell would president dumbass deport them to? #FDT
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Mass Effect 3 insanity run as an Adept with Tali and Liara as my squad mates, including the Citadel DLC; toughest game challenge I’ve ever played #MassEffect #ME3 #Shephard #N7
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
What a petty, small, needy punk; needs constant affirmation #FDT
apple.news
Exclusive: Trump's signature to appear on US currency, Treasury says, ending 165-year tradition — Reuters
U.S. paper currency will bear President Donald Trump's signature to mark the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence, the ​Treasury Department said on Thursday, a first for a sitting president, while ‌...
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Our president… What an absolute immature, cruel, petty, piece of shit. #FDT
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I often claim that nothing could move Trump’s approval below 35%. I would love to be wrong here #FDT #Iran
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Good riddance! #Noem #DHS #FDT
apple.news
Noem out, Trump picks Mullin as DHS secretary — POLITICO
The South Dakota Republican was the public face of the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Narrator: Shingles doesn’t care…
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Give a man a bomb, he kills for the day. Teach a man to bomb and he kills for a lifetime ~ all the christians who voted for tRump #FDT #Iran
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
USA Women’s Hockey for the win! #FDT
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U.S. women’s hockey team will not attend State of the Union after Trump invitation — The Athletic
The United States women’s hockey team, which won gold at the Olympics in Milan last week, will not attend President Donald Trump’s State of the Union address in Washington, D.C., on Tuesday night, acc...
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Between “donations”, “contributions” and his BS lawsuits he has committed the largest theft in world history #FDT
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Discussion on the best video game trilogies of all-time and why the correct answer is Mass Effect #masseffect #videogame #N7
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Of course he won’t. He’s a scumbag who thinks he can do no wrong that has never taken accountability for anything #FDT
apple.news
Trump condemns, won't apologize for video depicting Obamas as apes — Reuters
President Donald Trump condemned but did not apologize for a video on his social media account depicting Democratic former President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama as apes, a post that tri...
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
If you still support Trump and his administration you are a racist. It’s pretty simple. #FDT
apple.news
White House removes Trump post with racist footage of Obamas hours after defending it — CBS News
The footage is included in a video that promotes false claims that the 2020 presidential election was rigged against Mr. Trump.
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Props to the #WNBA and #NBA players for speaking out. I wish we would see more of this from the #NFL, #MLB and #NHL players
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This is to intimidate all journalists. This is a BS arrest but Trump/Bondi think they can intimidate MSM into self-censure #FDT
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Alan Bunteman @darthbane1138.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Example 372 on why ICE cannot be reformed #AbolishICE
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