Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026@lastweektonight.com how about a short on people saying unique when they mean rare - e.g. very unique: no, you meant rare. Should be a bunch to choose from 😘 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026When it came out, I said of the show "Sex Education", there are several potential Doctor Who's and at least two potential James Bond's in the cast: (Who) Asa Butterfield, Ncuti Gatwa, Emma Mackey, Tanya Reynolds (Bond) Connor Swindells, Kedar Williams-Stirling 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I do often wonder if the US government has plans to mitigate the environmental impact of the amount of piss his grave will attract... like over and above the raised platform that will definitely be needed. 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Lots of actors became much more famous after they were in Doctor Who. Put them back in the Doctor Who episode they were in, but as their more famous role. 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026The charming people who carry a closed umbrella horizontally can get stuffed too. 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026To be fair, if you can get through the first 45 - 50 minutes of pointlessly slow exposition that still expects you to have seen the series, it does start to pick up. 001
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Always go to the counter. Always. The machines are to do away with jobs. Plain and simple. 010
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026It’s not ‘erbs though. They say urbs, and really lean into the u, same way as they fuck up Van Gogh. To be fair though, it’s their dialect and we’ve got people from Hull. 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 27/02/2026“When you want your email to scream pompous, bombastic, or just arse, click here and here” 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Where’s the setting to filter out posts based on words again please? 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Oh dear. My old Honda Jazz (2007 - 2014) seems like it might have to last then - I have to sit with my legs akimbo, but there's headroom to spare and the doors are tall. Not sure about the newer ones. 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026That's what happens if you can't free the slave's mother too. Poor Anakin :-( 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Holy copulating heck, Gina Yashare is in Star Trek now! Awesome! 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Thanks. I'm not quite as tall but my belly limits bending a bit. Skoda Elroq is the best fitting EV I've found so far and it somehow had more space than the almost basically Karoq. 100
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Ok, this is the last time I'll ask, but please... which ones do you fit in? Many thanks. 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Agree about the content. It's not all to my taste, but it is all top quality. 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I used to write technical documentation. Often had to include examples of electronic certificates. Sweary word searches, every time. 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 17/11/2025... and also the only one whose nickname was an actual spice 050
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 08/11/2025My dad took me to his local for my first pint when I was 15. Landlord took one look and said "Usual Andy?" "Yes please, Charlie" What ever it was he pulled for me tasted awful, but there was no way I wasn't going to help him sell that lie. 030
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I can't deny that Coogan crafts things very skilfully, but I just don't find Alan Partridge funny. I think what it is, is that I find Alan is just baslessly arrogant enough to be dislikable as a person. 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025TBH I’d pay extra to sit behind one that couldn’t recline - selfish gits pitting their heads where I’m holding my book 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025When I hit that moment in young life where what my hair looked like became something to care about (about 1984), I looked at the people on TV and thought to myself: that John Craven chap seems to have his shit together, I'll try my hair like his. Opinion has not changed. 010
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Does anyone know if there's a version of the catch-up feed that isn't just Yank stuff? It's a great idea, and I don't mind some US bits, but there's a whole rest of the world out there... 010
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Yeah. If you’re not a lawyer you can’t be reasonably expected to understand them. We’re fine as long as they don’t try to do anything unreasonable to us because of our acceptance. Uk only. I am not a lawyer. 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Writers deserve everything they reasonably ask for. Writers strikes brought things like The Apprentice to our screens. Let that implication sink in. 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 09/08/2025They’re a charger, not a storage stand, and the dip is to help keep drips away from the electricity if some dip uses it a storage stand. 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Whichever one of Zoopla or Rightmove adds a filter for including and excluding this “feature” is going to corner the market. 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 23/06/2025The seats might push them towards it, but they put their feet up because they’re selfish pricks who don’t give a stuff about anyone else. 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I think Billy and David might be Susan’s grandparents. Or just parents; she and Troughton perhaps know he is a previous incarnation, thus: grandfather 120
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I really hope you’re American and not British. Quite a different image 🤪 010
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Anyone who has ever used the word “varietal” seriously can gargle my butt sweat. We all know where the thread was going… 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025I started to tell my space obsessed 6 year old about a sad man called Ben who was sent to take over a space station, and make lots of friends. He didn't want it. Said it was too much like the story George Lucas stole from me. 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Some latin offerings: omnes vigilum nothi sunt Vis erit tecum semper Satis habui horum mater fucking serpentes in hac matre fucking scapha 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Best to clarify the female element if that's what you meant - how about "Hoc est quod domina dixit"? 110
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Less Septics, and a crisp high five for the first American to understand that one, it’s meant with love 😘 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I always assumed sod was short for sodomite, which I’m happy has fallen out of use. 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Ok, so we’re no Norway. On the other hand we can be rightly proud of not being the USA 010
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 01/03/2025@susiedent.com is there an English word for that feeling that the other person has gifted you slightly more value over time than you've gifted them? Asking for a friend... 000
Andy @darthandy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I think most blokes would agree... that the strange thing here is telling your wife. 120
