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Dr. Kara M. Million

@darterdancer.bsky.social
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Regular Human Biologist. Assistant Professor in Biology at UNA. Darters, parasites, and behavior. Owned by 2 cats, 2 snakes, and 2 many parrots. Opinions owned by me alone.

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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 21h
They found it!!
Monarch caterpillar feeding on milkweedTiny monarch caterpillar perched on milkweed leafMonarch chrysalis with butterfly partially visible inside Adult monarch perched on a purple coneflower
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goodbye and good luck out there!
Full grown monarch perched on a coneflower
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*tap tap* *flap flap* "It's time to go."
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hello world!
Monarch newly emerged
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Soon...
Chrysalis turning transparent. A butterfly wing can be seen inside
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
C'mon little buddy, you're almost done! Everything about being a monarch caterpillar looks so stressful. 😓
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Work from home". Hah!!
African grey parrot plotting his next laptop key theft.
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The size difference!! 😂 Don't let that baby fool you, though. It keeps up with big brother just fine!
A 5th instar monarch caterpillar feeding alongside a 1st or 2nd instar who is much smaller
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
✨Paper Accepted✨ 💅💃
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Tarantela Meme
Alt: Tarantela Meme (fish dancing)
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
American beautyberry is looking good! Come and get it, critters!!
American beautyberryAmerican beautyberry
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Show-off.
Cardinal flower in bloom
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wait, it's already time?! It went by so quickly! Good luck, little buddy!!
Monarch caterpillar about to form a chrysalis.
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This day-old monarch caterpillar baby is smaller than a grain of rice (provided for scale). Oh my heart. 6-year-old me would be losing her tiny little mind.
Day-old monarch caterpillar with a grain of rice for scaleDay-old monarch caterpillar
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Somebody is very pleased with herself. #girldinner
Leafhopper assassin bug enjoying a captured insect.
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Creek Critter Challenge Complete! UNA partnered with Muscle Shoals National Heritage Area to host a community stream macroinvertebrate survey in Cypress Creek! The habitat looks great, and we saw lots of cool critters! Another good day for community science!
Spiny softshell turtle Mayfly larva and water penny (beetle larva)HellgrammiteCommon water snake
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
YEEEEEEEEEEES THEY'RE HERE THEY'RE HERE THE BABY MONARCHS ARE FINALLY HERE
Monarch caterpillar snacking on milkweed
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We're hiring TWO tenure-track Assistant Professors in Biology at UNA! Come teach and do some research in a cute little college town right on the Tennessee River. North Alabama is a major biodiversity hotspot. The barbecue ain't bad either. Job description links below: 1/2
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When past you assigned an ungodly amount of coursework that future you will have to grade
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Johnny Cash Sings 'I Hurt Myself Today'
Alt: Johnny Cash Sings 'I Hurt Myself Today'
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's time for the Marble Bowl again!! Every year Alabama colleges compete on iNaturalist to observe the most species. Let's go UNA!! #inaturalist #SciSky www.inaturalist.org/projects/the...
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The Marble Bowl
Who doesn't love a good rivalry? This is the umbrella project for the Marble Bowl. Starting in 2025, this competition is open to all interested institutions of higher education in the state of Ala...
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Really? I planted you two years ago and you didn't do squat, and now you're popping up out of nowhere like it's no big deal??? EXCUSE ME (cardinal flower)
Cardinal flower about to bloom
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Minor Revision"
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Letterkenny Good Enough Drink Meme
Alt: Letterkenny Good Enough Drink Meme
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
These have mysteriously appeared on my office door. There are others randomly placed in nooks and crannies around the biology building, but only my door has been marked like this. I think Gen Z is trying to communicate with me. 😶
Tiny resin figurines on an office door: left to right: a yellow chicken, a green dumpster on fire, and a pink flamingo.
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And here is a cat and another dog! Hee hee! 💀
Halloween decorations of a cat and dog skeleton (inaccurate).
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I have finally started my collection of comically inaccurate Halloween skeleton decorations. I think I'm off to a strong start with these yard sale finds. 😆🎃💀
Halloween decoration of a vulture skeleton (inaccurate). Tail feathers and wing feathers are depicted as bones.Halloween decoration of a dog skeleton (inaccurate). Ears are depicted as bones instead of cartilage.
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
😶😶😶😶🫥
A lunar eclipse
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Uh... where'd the moon go
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"I'm much better than a data center; I can make up stupid things on the spot too, and I never drink water!"---one of my favorite students 😭
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Stardew Valley Cookbook page 161: Eggplant Parmesan. This one's definitely a winner. The eggplant was fresh out of our raised beds, too.
Eggplant Parmesan on a plate.
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Aww, a cute little milkweed beetle. That's a new one for me.
Milkweed beetle with shiny black and orange carapace perched on a milkweed plant.
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Out here looking like a snacc, while she's looking for a snack. Steel blue cricket hunter wasp. Good to see you, queen.
Steel blue cricket hunter wasp searching for prey.
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Somebirdy loves carrots 😂
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
CW: snake Big sleepy yawn!! Clementine must be dreaming of tasty mice.
Ball python in the middle of a huge gaping yawn.
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"Aunt Kara, when you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?" "A biologist and a writer." "... Did you make it, Aunt Kara? Are you everything you wanted to be?" 🥹🥺🥲
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I was supposed to be collecting these tiny squid. My hand was resting against the side of the bucket and I felt something cold slapping my hand! I looked down and a tiny little guy had clambered up the side of the bucket, maneuvered over to my hand, and was using his fins to smack it. Bap-bap-bap!🦑♥️
Tiny mischievous squid is convinced he really showed me what for. Bap-bap-bap!!
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
May I offer you a crab in these trying times? (Purse crab and decorator crab)
Purse crab and decorator crab perched in hand.
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Dolphins: oh cool. Ctenophores: COMB JELLIES!
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sometimes even freshwater biologists gotta go to the sea lab and get on a boat. Dauphin Island is great!
View of the Dauphin Island sea lab from a boatView of a boat pulling away from the mainland Swamp in the Audubon sanctuary
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Snack time 😋
Great blue heron gulps down a bluegill
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
He also said "I love you" for the first time today. That's kind of sweet.
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I've been trying to get Gabe to learn chicken noises for two years, and the ONLY way he will do it is to the tune of the Robot Chicken end credits song (a show he is NOT allowed to watch, btw)😑🐔
African grey parrot on a perch.
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The Mississippi kites are back this year! I wonder where they decided to nest this time? They love my neighborhood; guess they think it's a great place to raise kids.
Mississippi kite soaring in the air
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Watch out, baby bun. I saw the whole parliament on the hunt tonight, and they're hungry. Be cunning and full of tricks.
Baby cottontail rabbit in a patch of grass
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I didn't realize this was a whole entire genre of children's literature, but I am here for it! (And yes, my favorite Frog and Toad story is the one where Toad doesn't want anyone to see him in his bathing suit)
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Apparently my husband heard me talk about a children's book I read growing up about a frog who forgot his underwear, and he tried to track down the book to surprise me and somehow accidentally ended up getting ANOTHER, DIFFERENT BOOK about a frog who loses his underwear and 😂😂😂
Children's book titled "The Frog Who Lost His Underpants" by Juliette MacIver
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The skippers seem happy anyway.
Silver-spotted skipper butterfly.
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My back yard has been certified as wildlife habitat by the National Wildlife Federation. Not sure if monarchs can read, though. 😅
Sign in yard that reads, "Certified Wildlife Habitat".
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is a CATERPILLAR? (Wavy-lined emerald)
Wavy-lined emerald caterpillar camouflaged with plant parts.
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
CW: spider He's so smol!! 😭 He could fit on the tip of a Bic pen. Crab spider.
Teeny tiny crab spider sitting on a yellow flower waiting for snacks.
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Gabe is currently reenacting a frequent argument I have with our cat where she begs for wet food when it's not dinner time and I firmly tell her "no!" He laughs uproariously in between takes. I'm not sure I appreciate getting roasted like this. 😑
African grey parrot perches on top of a cage. A glint of mischief sparkles in his eye.
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Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Oh to be a bumblebee snuggling up to the wisteria.
A large black and yellow bumblebee snuggles into a cluster of purple Wisteria frutescens flowers.
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