Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*tap tap* *flap flap* "It's time to go." 010
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026C'mon little buddy, you're almost done! Everything about being a monarch caterpillar looks so stressful. 😓 040
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The size difference!! 😂 Don't let that baby fool you, though. It keeps up with big brother just fine! 170
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026✨Paper Accepted✨ 💅💃static.klipy.comTarantela MemeAlt: Tarantela Meme (fish dancing) 2100
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026American beautyberry is looking good! Come and get it, critters!! 170
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Wait, it's already time?! It went by so quickly! Good luck, little buddy!! 160
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This day-old monarch caterpillar baby is smaller than a grain of rice (provided for scale). Oh my heart. 6-year-old me would be losing her tiny little mind. 090
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Somebody is very pleased with herself. #girldinner 051
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Creek Critter Challenge Complete! UNA partnered with Muscle Shoals National Heritage Area to host a community stream macroinvertebrate survey in Cypress Creek! The habitat looks great, and we saw lots of cool critters! Another good day for community science! 161
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026YEEEEEEEEEEES THEY'RE HERE THEY'RE HERE THE BABY MONARCHS ARE FINALLY HERE 1142
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026We're hiring TWO tenure-track Assistant Professors in Biology at UNA! Come teach and do some research in a cute little college town right on the Tennessee River. North Alabama is a major biodiversity hotspot. The barbecue ain't bad either. Job description links below: 1/2 199
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026When past you assigned an ungodly amount of coursework that future you will have to gradestatic.klipy.comJohnny Cash Sings 'I Hurt Myself Today'Alt: Johnny Cash Sings 'I Hurt Myself Today' 180
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It's time for the Marble Bowl again!! Every year Alabama colleges compete on iNaturalist to observe the most species. Let's go UNA!! #inaturalist #SciSky www.inaturalist.org/projects/the...inaturalist.orgThe Marble BowlWho doesn't love a good rivalry? This is the umbrella project for the Marble Bowl. Starting in 2025, this competition is open to all interested institutions of higher education in the state of Ala... 031
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Really? I planted you two years ago and you didn't do squat, and now you're popping up out of nowhere like it's no big deal??? EXCUSE ME (cardinal flower) 020
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"Minor Revision"static.klipy.comLetterkenny Good Enough Drink MemeAlt: Letterkenny Good Enough Drink Meme 140
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026These have mysteriously appeared on my office door. There are others randomly placed in nooks and crannies around the biology building, but only my door has been marked like this. I think Gen Z is trying to communicate with me. 😶 190
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026And here is a cat and another dog! Hee hee! 💀 021
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I have finally started my collection of comically inaccurate Halloween skeleton decorations. I think I'm off to a strong start with these yard sale finds. 😆🎃💀 140
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026"I'm much better than a data center; I can make up stupid things on the spot too, and I never drink water!"---one of my favorite students 😭 160
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Stardew Valley Cookbook page 161: Eggplant Parmesan. This one's definitely a winner. The eggplant was fresh out of our raised beds, too. 060
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Aww, a cute little milkweed beetle. That's a new one for me. 160
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Out here looking like a snacc, while she's looking for a snack. Steel blue cricket hunter wasp. Good to see you, queen. 070
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026CW: snake Big sleepy yawn!! Clementine must be dreaming of tasty mice. 081
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026"Aunt Kara, when you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?" "A biologist and a writer." "... Did you make it, Aunt Kara? Are you everything you wanted to be?" 🥹🥺🥲 090
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I was supposed to be collecting these tiny squid. My hand was resting against the side of the bucket and I felt something cold slapping my hand! I looked down and a tiny little guy had clambered up the side of the bucket, maneuvered over to my hand, and was using his fins to smack it. Bap-bap-bap!🦑♥️ 0123
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026May I offer you a crab in these trying times? (Purse crab and decorator crab) 171
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Dolphins: oh cool. Ctenophores: COMB JELLIES! 281
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Sometimes even freshwater biologists gotta go to the sea lab and get on a boat. Dauphin Island is great! 030
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026He also said "I love you" for the first time today. That's kind of sweet. 080
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I've been trying to get Gabe to learn chicken noises for two years, and the ONLY way he will do it is to the tune of the Robot Chicken end credits song (a show he is NOT allowed to watch, btw)😑🐔 191
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The Mississippi kites are back this year! I wonder where they decided to nest this time? They love my neighborhood; guess they think it's a great place to raise kids. 040
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Watch out, baby bun. I saw the whole parliament on the hunt tonight, and they're hungry. Be cunning and full of tricks. 030
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I didn't realize this was a whole entire genre of children's literature, but I am here for it! (And yes, my favorite Frog and Toad story is the one where Toad doesn't want anyone to see him in his bathing suit) 070
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Apparently my husband heard me talk about a children's book I read growing up about a frog who forgot his underwear, and he tried to track down the book to surprise me and somehow accidentally ended up getting ANOTHER, DIFFERENT BOOK about a frog who loses his underwear and 😂😂😂 030
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026My back yard has been certified as wildlife habitat by the National Wildlife Federation. Not sure if monarchs can read, though. 😅 392
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026This is a CATERPILLAR? (Wavy-lined emerald) 032
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026CW: spider He's so smol!! 😭 He could fit on the tip of a Bic pen. Crab spider. 0143
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Gabe is currently reenacting a frequent argument I have with our cat where she begs for wet food when it's not dinner time and I firmly tell her "no!" He laughs uproariously in between takes. I'm not sure I appreciate getting roasted like this. 😑 1122
Dr. Kara M. Million @darterdancer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Oh to be a bumblebee snuggling up to the wisteria. 0347