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Dartmouth Diva

@dartdiva.bsky.social
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I live for cheese. Lover of shoegaze, lo-fi, darkwave, and post rock. Drinker of vodka. Book devourer. Bluestocking. Apirational Luddite. She/Her Kjipuktuk, Mi’kma’ki ⭐~Twirling under the stars to fuzzy guitars~🎸 bandcamp.com/dartdiva

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Dartmouth Diva @dartdiva.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
I just found out that the cup noodles packaging was not microwave safe until this recent packaging change. Ummmm...oops.
Cup Noodles box with a banner on it announcing 'Now in a paper cup and microwavable'.
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Dartmouth Diva @dartdiva.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Picture of a smiling doll showing middle finger.
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Dartmouth Diva @dartdiva.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
No Star Trek nor Star Wars allowed, name your favorite sci-fi franchise.
Image of Joss Whedon's tv series Firefly. Series characters standing in foreground, Firefly ship flying in space background.
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Dartmouth Diva @dartdiva.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Seen on a news feed, about the situation in Israel-Gaza, posted without any self-awareness whatsoever.
Image of a chat comment from user 'The Bible Girl': as a Christian this is just all so absolutely ridiculous.
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Dartmouth Diva @dartdiva.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
This is what I was imagining. Giant eye roll. Ew.
Yellow, gooey, shiny, slug. Ew.
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Dartmouth Diva @dartdiva.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
My planned cheese order- original (sharp gouda) is my favourite.
A picture of jars of Original Smeerkaas spreadable cheese rom That Dutchman's Cheese Farm.
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Dartmouth Diva @dartdiva.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
This is my brain all day long.
Image of a round wheel of cheese with the caption 'Cheese' and a completely unnecessary sub-caption of 'Cheese'
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Dartmouth Diva @dartdiva.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
Picture of the character Sandy from Grease in final scene where she is wearing leather and saying, 'Tell Me About It, Stud"
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Dartmouth Diva @dartdiva.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
reskeet with an album you still know every damn word to, fellow olds who still remember listening to albums
Album cover for Neutral Milk Hotel's - In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
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Dartmouth Diva @dartdiva.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
He's like a 10 year old talking about the air rifle he got for Christmas. "Gradually, I drifted off to sleep, pringing ducks on the wing and getting off spectacular hip shots."
Ralphie from A Christmas Story out in the backyard in his pyjamas on Christmas morning trying his new air rifle.
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Dartmouth Diva @dartdiva.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
Uh oh
Map showing hurricane spaghetti path model with exaggerated number of lines squiggled all over the screen.
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Dartmouth Diva @dartdiva.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
Trying out some new Keto Fudge! It's so good (the poor picture is my fault)
Sugar Free Please sugar and gluten free Keto, Salted Caramel Fudge.  
Sweet, Salty, & Caramelly
Only 1 net carb per serving!
0 grams of sugar
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Dartmouth Diva @dartdiva.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
quote skeet with one of ur favorite films that is not a huge hit lets get to know each other a bit more
Image of a movie poster for Serenity, a 2005 American Sci Fi Western film written and directed by Joss Whedon.  Poster features main characters standing in foregrand and a Firefly space ship in the background.
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Dartmouth Diva @dartdiva.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
Someone posted this in one of my Discord channels today, and I cannot stop thinking about it. Dartmouth Geese? HaliSky
4 panels:  1st panel is a picture of a woman with the bedn covers pulled up over her nose with the words, 'Hush, little baby don't say a word and never mind that noise you heard'
2nd panel is a picture o f a bed with a geese heads poking out and the caption 'it's just the geese under your bed'
3rd panel is a picure of a partially open closet door with geese heads poking out with the words 'in your closet'
Final panel shows the eerie silohuette of a goose standing in a back lit window with the words 'in your head'.
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Dartmouth Diva @dartdiva.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
Which works for me...until the cheese finally slides off my cracker.
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Dartmouth Diva @dartdiva.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
First panel shows a woman telling her dog to 'Speak'.
Second panel shows dog saying, 'Not without my lawyer present.'
Final panel shows woman feeding the dog a milk bone with the words 'Good Boi'
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Dartmouth Diva @dartdiva.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
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Dartmouth Diva @dartdiva.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
It's not my usual fare, but so far I am really enjoying this:
Picture of the cover of book 'Humans of New York Stories' by Brandon Stanton
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Dartmouth Diva @dartdiva.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
Because it's a for-profit model?
The average doctor in the US makes $350,000 a year. Why?

When economists published revealing data about doctor salaries, the backlast was intense. Why? And why do doctors earn so much more in America than in other countries?  by Andrew Van Dam.
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Dartmouth Diva @dartdiva.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Bart Simpson talking to a friend while sitting at the table.  "I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?"
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Dartmouth Diva @dartdiva.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Repost with an iconic fictional band
Picture of the band The Zit Remedy from Degrassi Junior High featuring Joey, Wheels, and Snake.
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Dartmouth Diva @dartdiva.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
I logged onto the Washington Post games section and saw a community scoreboard and it made my blood pressure rise. Why do they feel like they need to barf their insanity all over the rest of us?
Picture of a scoreboard listing user names.  First two are MAGAman and Bidenomics=Bidenflation! Comer!
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Dartmouth Diva @dartdiva.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Me reuniting with friends from other sites:
Picture of the blues brothers with the caption 'putting the band back together'
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