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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name

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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Upward view of a starry night with the hint of fire light. A silhouette of trees.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Autumn sky.
It's autumn. The sky has a silvery look to it, cloud cover with sunny blue skies peeking through. A crusty old man looks down at the camera.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stock image of a woman sipping a beverage from a mug, with a face that clearly reads her anticipation of an easy-flowing, delightful, possibly pleasurable evacuation. The caption advertises: "The Best After-Breakfast Drink to Poop Easier." Her greenish background has three randomly placed red circles, symbolizing the immediatw visceral effect of imbibing the magical beverage.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lake isn't frozen yet.
Lake at starry night. Lake at sunrise.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Looking out the window at a building in Vienna. There is a Blue Sky, very apt for this platform, with some attractive clouds.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fixed me "D" key.
Computer keyboard where a missing D key is replaced with a PgDn key.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Europe, here we come. This money puts my facial hair to shame.
Czech and Polish money on a table, at an airport.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This must be him when in the act.
Doomguy's face when he picks up a new weapon. A manic smile. What is wrong with the guy? Does he enjoy the violence? Does this go beyond surviving a bad situation? Does he enjoy the situation he is in? Is he responsible for it?
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
20 hours left... the process has started...
A close up skewed image of a computer screen word processor intentionally obscuring the full textual content of the start of an amateur comedy routine.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
And old computer, opened up, being worked on. In orange letters Windows 95 is assuring us that it is now safe to turn off your computer? Is it ever safe? Is it unsafe to leave it on?
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I still have some tea left.
A box of tea bags. There are no tea bags, but residual powder.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
With Windows XP media edition, installing updates has never been so fun.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A computer tower, with its case open, mouse, keyboard, compact discs, and a monitor letting us know that Windows XP is updating...
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
So I started playing The (first) Elder Scrolls: Arena. I think I will see this through the whole way. Prior to this, I only spent 15 minutes on this way back in the 90s. I've got this...
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I photographed this image from a youtube video I was watching.
A skewed photo of a terminal program, vim, which is posing the question: "Is our culture dying?"
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
A chandelier, looking upward toward it, in a tall chamber. There are many tall windows, and matching upper windows. Outside a wooded lake. The floor is tiled in a brown subtle pattern. The lower set of windows have wide open curtains. The ceiling is tall and wooded. I am back in Canada. This is a view within a nice hotel in a wilderness setting.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I like when new mixes with old. I don't get to see this a lot in my New World colony country.
A ceiling angled photo, centres on a chandelier. There are old brick arches but a perfect white flat ceiling. The far wall beyond one arch has a collage of magazine postings. The right wall has some straw-looking decoration, which frankly looks like a hanged wookie (not a hung wookie). It is a restaurant in Lisbon.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Serious biz.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
My brother found an old bottle of eisbock at my parents'. Nice and thick...
Top view of a glass of opaque brown fluid with small gentle bubbles gathering and rising around the circumference
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
A light blue space-military man, rendered in mode 13 VGA, saluting the fourth wall. The caption reads: "Good job, Hoser. Congratulations."
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
...and what if I still have one?
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Good news. Drinks are cold.
Two cans in the snow, as if eyes. A smiley face is drawn in the snow. It is freshly fallen and flakey.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Everything is yellow. There is a backgroind caption: "No Name." There is a band performing. Bass, theremin, synthesizer, microphones, hand gestures. They are wearing yellow and black attire.  Nothing makes sense.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Snow falling in the hazy night sky.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
It's chilly.
A cold winter night. The streets are covered in packed frozen snow.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Star Trek Generations and First Contact "villains" share a scene in a retirement home: Admiral Tolwyn (er... Soren) and the Borg Queen. I haven't been this excited since I saw Obi Wan and The Doctor (Who) in "Shallow Grave."
Malcolm McDowell and Alice Krige sharing a scene on television.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
My kids were playing with my phone's "generative" image editing tools.
A series of pictures where the original shows my eyes peeking through a wool pumpkin hat and scarf, and progessively the covers of my face are removed to reveal an artificially generated Polish mutant child's face to match my Polish (mutant) eyes.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I always enjoy doggie's dream behaviour.
A goofy dog is laying on her back on bedsheets, twisted slightly, and smiling at the camera with her dangerous predator teeth. Her eyes show an intelligence and understanding that is not evident when she decides she wants to try to chase speeding trucks toward their sides when on leash.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
A gradient with a brighter sky-blue at the bottom to a darker sky-blue at the top. It is a clear blue sky, on Bluesky.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Cold moon.
The moon, bright anf lacking discernible detail, with a ring of light around it.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
This polar vortex isn't fooling around, and neither am I. The dog really likes the -20°C cold powder snow weather.
A frosty man wearing a multitude of scarves and wool hats in the cold moonlit night.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Doing her part...
A dark-furred dog with white paws stand up to lean on a kitchen island counter to lick a plate clean.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
A manic weirdo of a man weared a semi-transparent skeleton mask with a hanging on it. He is wearing a scarf and a coat and seems somewhat amused with himself.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I recorded a snippet from my 8-track player. It died last night. I guess this id a tribute to this big beautiful beast...
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Remember when CDROMs came in cereal boxes (and University textbooks)? Those were days...
A pair of wrapped CDs promoting the Olympics or gold investment.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I did not resupply my ample pockets with doggy poop bags. I had to improvise with my favourite coffee mug. Will my coffee ever taste the same?
A very large white mug with an illustrated sun, captioned: "It's all good." There are fallen autumn leaves flowing out of the top of the mug. It rests on a glass table, amongst some fallen leaves, on the table, under the table, and scattered around the background. There is a smell in the air, and it is not the creamy coffee, drops from which are visible, beading down slightly from the mug's rim. It is a morning Autumn day. Slightly brisk, but sunny, and warm enough to not feel the impending Winter season.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I wonder if anyone will want this free laptop I am giving away.
An old HP laptop with a sticky note indicating: "No RAM. No drive (IDE frowny face). No wifi. No optical. No hope???"
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
A human arm coming into trame to meet the paw of a blackish dog with white spots. The dog's paw is resting on the arm and the dog is looking into the camera.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Starry night looking toward a lake. There are lights on the other side of the lake, scattered, some reflecting on the dark lightly ripped lake.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I was so pleased to find these screws at the hardware store. I bought four of them, and they will fasten the physical foundation of some creative endeavours... for better or worse. (They help reattach a monitor stand for a computer desk I bought off of the roadside)
A bin of machine screws of a particular size, sold individually for $1.24 each.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Starry sky, looking up. Leaves from trees can also be seen.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Another starry sky. Maybe there is a tree silhouette visible.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Starry night sky.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
After the storm.
A bearded man standing by a lake in a gray robe. The water is calm. The skies are gray. The first of today's storms has passed.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Hot day. Let's go to the lake.
A big black doggie in a seatbelt, passenger side of car. The seat is dusty due to her dirty habits of enjoying swimming in lakes and swamps. She is ready to take a trip to the lake to enjoy cooling off during a hot Sunday.
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Photo in the dark. Photo on the dock. Selfies due to technological clumsiness. I miss real buttons.
A mosaic of photos of the night sky and a couple of a bewildered man's face, not expecting to be in the photo. I should say these are "attempted photos of the night sky."
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Darren's First Hallowe'en-Themed Name @darrn.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Background is a titular blue sky, dinosaur with its back turned, and in the foreground a curly haired bearded man's face in view.
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