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Darrin Conroy

@darrinconroy.bsky.social
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Skydiving survivor

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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You suck Vance!
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Couchfucker
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And when will “Guilfoyle” replace “Scaramucci” as the new go-to unit of time?
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How about you find one goddam reason why you support a criminal and moral degenerate like Ken Paxton?
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Thane of Minneapolis had a wife. Where is she now?
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What American value is being served with this abomination - sadism?
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Debbie Does Dallas Buyers Club
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
From a Hall of Fame episode. Speaking of which, what’s everyone plans for the upcoming Feast Day of Maximum Occupancy?
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m sure accountants played no small part in enabling his grift
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
After last night’s game, Yankee fans would be impressed if the team could field ground balls
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagining the Pope someday throwing out the first pitch at the WS … the flowing robes, the grace, bald. Striking (literally)
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Up there with “I’m just asking”
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dude, same here. I used to run from the room when my older brother (who delighted in torturing me) was watching this
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Violating banking laws. Huh. CBS gonna CBS
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ditto. But watching a slow-footed catcher gunning for his 3rd career triple & getting thrown out by 10 feet was pretty fun, too
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Or so Natalie tells me
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fulfilling his destiny as a shady used car salesman
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.”
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It wasn’t a gaffe. It was a display of breathtaking ignorance and idiocy. Own it, dirtbag
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah you ain’t the winning department either
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A Hegsethian dickhead. Go Hawkeyes
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
May some enterprising U of Iowa patriot helpfully bombard the senator’s office with a variety of HAWKEYE gear
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The rest of my life? That’s unpossible!
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A tan suit would hide Gulden’s mustard stains quite nicely
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ending scene to Lost in Translation
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Featuring two wildly unlikeable characters
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What coke-addled bullshit is this?
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I forgot she did a cover of Love is Blindness. Sublime
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My beautiful Luna pup. Kick ass tomorrow
Picture of Luna, my black Lab, laying on a bed (where she’s not supposed to be)
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Y’all don’t need any assistance with that
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This guy rising very fast on the “America’s Most Punchable Face” list
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Or they could do “I’m All Alone,” seeing as how it was their King Arthur who made it Broadway famous
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My mother’s favorite line from any film. Now she can ask to hear it from the Queen herself
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I thought for sure I’d see yet another “It’s Joe Biden’s fault” there
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Please don’t be an idiot. Thank you.” - Det. Frank Pembleton, Baltimore PD
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When a digital mind says “fuck your feelings,“ it *really* means it
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
May it encourage an uptick in testicular kneecapping
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
And great-grandkids. And great-great- …. you get the picture
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In addition to this thread, I’d love it if Jeff Ross chimed in & roasted this guy’s shriveled ballsack
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’m a Red Sox fan who occasionally wears this undeniably cool hat around town
Powder blue cap of the Montreal Expos
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Good because it’s half a Jackson Browne song
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Dick*less*, actually
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
They were decidedly *not* lovers in Once, and their potential to become lovers was nixed quite conclusively early in the film. Get it right.
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I used to be disgusted, and now I try to be amused
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Love me love me Say that you love me
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Right on
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
PJ Harvey?
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It got *real* quiet
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Darrin Conroy @darrinconroy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
He’s the real-life Jamie Tartt
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