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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 19h
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The little spider clung to his web hanging from my handlebars for 2.7 miles and then disappeared. I was hoping he’d last the entire ride. 🤷🏼‍♂️🚴🤷🏼‍♂️
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@sillycentrist.bsky.social @neildancer.bsky.social @ron-guitarguy.bsky.social Any of you Colorado folks done any of those train ride tours down there. TikTok started sending me videos of them. Look amazing.
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Getting there, but I am tired and fading. Someone tell me I can get to 5,000 miles this year. 😀🚴😀
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fall-puzzle season. 😀
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watching Metallica at the Las Vegas Sphere…WOW. Gotta be amazing live.
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
From TikTok. One comment said this guy has “Schmitt for brains” 😂
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My old demented stoner brain has always been intimidated by the term “cockroach” 😂
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I guess the best way to describe how I’m feeling today is…brrrrr. 😂
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I need to vent to someone. I hate cleaning house. Thank you. 😀
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trump just announced that he’s forming a task force of his “best people” to find out what they’ve been feeding smelly cat. 😂
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I learned last night when I got up to use the facilities that, as bad as it is, stubbing your toe is better than stubbing your face. 😂
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bragging… started Charity Miles in 2018. 23,000 miles since. Cancer? So what! 2 car wrecks? So what! “Don’t Let It Win”
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He’s able to message his wife. They’re proceding slowly. His comment about one rapid, “There was a big rock that was new.” was interesting. 😂
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Didn’t feel like biking today. Whole body hurts. Not sure why I punish myself this way. Mental defect? I did come up with a band name if I ever form a punk rock band…Masochistic Tendencies. 😂
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just read…”Executive Order” is code for temper tantrum. 😂
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Brother is rafting in the Grand Canyon. Stranded above the flood area. Gonna be an interesting float through all the debris when they’re okayed to continue. Bicycling is much simpler. 😀
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sunrise at Priest Lake
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
On vacation from retirement. Priest Lake
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Biking at Priest Lake.
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Heading to Priest Lake tomorrow. Mountain bike rides through the woods along the lake. Not many miles, but paradise. 😀
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Mysterious liquid getting my leg wet. Hydration backpack leaking? No. Tire puncture and tire slime leaking? No. Ummm…nasal leakage? Yes! Mystery solved. 😂
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I really enjoy looking out and seeing an empty condo parking lot, knowing that my neighbors are at work and paying their social security dues so I can keep getting my monthly retirement check. Great neighbors. 😂😂
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Only a complete dumbass(like me)would completely miss his left nostril and squirt nasal spray into his eye. 😂😂
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Like me in high school, hot and smoky. 😂
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My dirty old man, brain cell lacking brain totally misinterpreted today’s Wordle word. 😂🤷🏼‍♂️😂
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’ve biked 617 miles this month and 3,412 for the year. I think I’m gonna spend the rest of the day eating cookies and ice cream… and probably taking a nap. 😀
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I guess being old and forgetful isn’t always bad. I went in the kitchen for some Tums and came back with a cookie. 😀
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I don’t need to be professionally tested for dexterity or hand/eye coordination. I test myself daily chasing around the last Cheerio in my bowl of milk. So far so good. 😂
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Most folks around here don’t like it when smoke invades the valley. For me, it brings back fond memories of my basement in high school when we sat around and indulged in illegal substances. 😂
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The past…my relatives started living in this neighborhood in the 1940’s. My aunts took this shortcut to grade school in the 1950’s. My kids took it in the 1990’s. Use to be rabbits living here. We’ve always called it the bunny trail. Happened to bike by it today. Had forgotten about it. Memories 😀
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Just recently I’ve started offering delivery drivers a soda or a bottled Gatorade if I see them in our condo complex on these 100° days. 2 out of 3 have accepted. 😀😀
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Trump declared, “If I’m elected in 2028, I’ll stop the Iran war on day one!” 😂😂
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
😂😂😂
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Trump-“You people insult me and call me Taco Two Weeks?” Just for that my people are going to infect TACO lettuce and give you all explosive diarrhea in TWO WEEKS.
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Neighbor contacting her landlord, “Oh no, I had a long text message explaining what happened but I lost it; now I have to do it all over again.” Me-“can you just call him?” Neighbor-“oh I guess I can do that.” 😂🤷🏼‍♂️😂
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
😂😂😂
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Uh oh. Didn’t realize we were having a cyclosporiasis outbreak and I ate a salad yesterday. Hoping the “explosive diarrhea” begins at home and not in the checkout line at Walmart. 😂
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Ronnie thinks Donnie is #1 on TicTac too. 😂
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’ve seen this guy here and there the past few weeks. I named him John. Get it? John Deer. 😂
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Woke up to some kittens playing on my patio. Eventually mama came and got them and took them home. 😀
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Funny story…I ride 4 miles through residential streets to get to the bike levee by the river. Fenced dogs know me and run to the fence barking…until it gets hot. Then they stroll to the fence, bark once and return to the shade. One today just looked at me, “you’re not worth the effort.”😂😂
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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darrenshoe @darrenshoe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Definitely need hearing aids. Crossing the parking lot from the mailboxes and heard a lady ask her husband, “Did you cut my nipples off!” Not sure what she actually said. 😂
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