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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

"this is day one of me trying to hold a violin properly until Bruce Campbell tells me to stop"

DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I want to just get a tattoo of a font. And as the years go on, photograph and scan the font to make a custom font that ages with me. But the question would be which font?

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

What always gets me laughing is when people seem afraid of any mention of Satan. Like grown adults, clutching pearls at the idea that someone would talk about the devil. Watch out, the spooky made up man might come to get you. Satanic panic never went away, they just got dumber.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

People who say "If you don't like it, go back where you came from," don't actually like it here: they like the fake narrative. This nation was built on genocide and racism. We need to teach the real past, not an "unproblematic version" because as a society, we won't learn the lesson or grow.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Anything sounds ominous if you throw an "at your own risk" at the end. I'm going for a walk, stay home at your own risk. I'm going to bed, stay up at your own risk. You can even add it to a response, "I'm going to the bathroom" "Alright man, do so at your own risk"

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

If you align yourself with racists, Nazi's and Klan members: you are no better than them. We see people proudly wear flags, masks and symbols of hate. This isn't a United States problem, white supremacist groups have been traveling across Canada, normalizing their hate in public spaces.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

"Kirk Hammett wore a 'Taylor Swift is a Psyop shirt because metallica can only sell tickets if they ride off of Swift's success". Damn, Swift was the real reason Metallica was selling out arenas since before Swift was even born, and still do to this day? That's crazy...

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I find internet discourse has a habit of celebrating misfortunes before they happen... And it makes them look dumb. Like people celebrating the fact that the UFC whitehouse thing would get rained out... When like... Unfortunately it didn't. Now y'all are in record celebrating make belief.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

You know shit's serious when the animation in One Piece randomly gets good

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Why is a nazi the first trillionaire?

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Never trust a metal subreddit that has a "no politics" rule. Especially one that lumps 2SLGBTQA+ into that rule.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

That Fifa Water bottle scandal is a real kick to the balls...

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Just had a short lived friendship blow up in my face because I asked if they could spot me $2.50. They could have just said no. They did not just say no.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

This may be a longshot but: @michaelburns.bsky.social I might be filming a pilot of a night shift of a local access tv channel, as they try to cover the news that is ignored by the day shift. The main featurette is about Purpose and is philosophical, and I need an interview with a professional.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

The social media platform @gandersocial.ca has the extra layer of security for your account, where it will randomly ask for a code, and then depending on the day and how their system is feeling, refuse to send you a code. I want to use Gander... But it does not want me on it.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Liking punk is weird, because you will say shit like "what do you mean the singer of Choking Victim and Leftover Crack is an abuser?"

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

One of my favourite genres of drum videos are people who rag on Lars... But then stop short of the fast part. Haha, funny, you played St. Anger with a literal trash can... But why did you stop before the double kicker? He sucks, so it should be simple for you, right?

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

"All he wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi!"

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Accusations of being a Grammar Nazi, I find, are usually closely tied with anti-intellectualism. Just dumb people justifying being dumb so they don't feel so dumb.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I find I get more interactions on threads... But the feed is horrible. It think WWE is the only wrestling company out there, and I posted once about hating AI, and the whole feed was "fuck AI!" People, which like... Yeah. But a whole feed of that is tiring

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

No one can convince me they actually enjoy the band Geese's singer... The instruments, sure... But Mr.Mumble-pants over there... You're lying.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Everyone's all for going after pedos until it's Iggy Pop... "But but but he's the godfather of punk" cool excuse, still makes him a piece of shit who deserves no praise.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

My favourite part of the Nine Inch Noize concert is when those Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Putties started getting all freaky.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Nothing made me more sad than being pumped about something and having no one to share the experience with.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

If you're an author and using AI to generate a cover... Fuck you. If you have money, hire an artist. If you don't have money, then spend time to get good at making a cover. "But I don't want to be a graphic designer" and your use of AI is telling me you don't want to be an author either.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

It's weird how some people are pro trans, and then will spout off transphobic and misogynistic rhetoric when it comes to trans athletes.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I think Scary movie leans heavy into the "offend everyone!" So whenever anyone complains about an obviously hack joke, everyone will defend it with "you're just offended, snowflake!" And trust me... There's already some hacky shit in that trailer.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Me rolling up to Tim Hortons: I'll have one "Try Again" please.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

People finding out that their favourite hockey players are maga goes to show that Heated Rivalry was "Copaganda" for hockey. Most these dudes are cool, queer, woke dudes... They are rich white kids who have, or are friends with people who have, gotten away with rape.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

When did Pepsi switch to a crop top?

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

This feels like one of those things Canada wont stop hearing about for decades. US just started shutting up about the Miracle on Ice.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Canadian Curling Team: "touching the stone with a finger is not cheating because it was before the hogline... BUT I DIDN'T FUCKIN DO IT! HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF DOING A THING I AM ARGUING IS LEGAL!" Very suspect bro.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Calling hockey "Boy Aquarium" is interesting, because they aren't boys... They are men, but the aquarium aspect is spot on, specifically for dolphins: both of them are known to rape people for fun.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

I like how people use horseshoe theory to say if you go too far left you end up right but no one ever warns the right of ending up left. You never hear of stories where someone is SOOO racist they end up woke. So anti-homeless they end up arguing for unconditional housing.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

I'm of the firm belief that a movie bumper should be as loud as the loudest part of the movie so you can set your volume accordingly. Anything less is lazy.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

You know times are tough when white Canadians accidentally stumble into making Bannock. You have flour, baking powder, water and some food lube, and bam, you accidentally make Bannock. I made them into little pucks and they are like 2 Bite Bannock.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Social media has brought so much news to our fingertips... Yet there's still mf'ers posting "well that's bad news" be specific asshole!

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

People keep saying TNA was bad because it was 3 matches in two hours. But WWE had been doing that for at least a decade, and it's still the most successful wrestling brands in the world. So like... What else made it bad?

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Am I allowed to watch my Dilbert dvds I bought on clearance again?

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

I used to pirate, then they changed what pirating is! Now what I do isn't pirating, and what is pirating is weird and scary... And it'll happen to you!

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

I've heard people ask "why are random pop punk bands being lumped into emo, when they weren't emo back when they came out" and I know who to blame... Blink-182... And people inability to decern emo and pop punk with eyeliner.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

It's gotta hurt to be Kid Rock, he believes in Trump, and Trump doesn't believe in him. Week after week seeing Trump fail to use some liberal band instead of Kid Rock singing about being a pedophile. It's like a musical cuck.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

I can't explain it... But most of the new Fantastic Four movie is in lower case.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

I had a dream where I got hired at Walmart again. On my first shift back I accidentally ate a half block of cheese while out on the floor. Unsure of how to explain it to management I then ate the rest of the block of cheese so there was no evidence. Dreams ARE the royal road to the unconscious.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Finally got around to watching Superman. I loved everything... Except the random fisheye shots during the fight scenes. I get that it's "like the perspective of the floating camera's that Mr. Terrific and Lex Luthor use!" but some of the shots looked dopey.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

The new @defunctland.bsky.social video is taking forever to finish because apparently "a 4 hour documentary on animatronics is not a suitable pick for family movie night"... Now I gotta watch it in my spare time, alone, hiding my shame from the world. Typical.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

My councilor said I need to cut down on politics, which is very hard when according to spotify my number one song is literally a song called "Political Song." It took me 5 minutes to find something non-political in my YouTube subscription feed.

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

@scottniswander.bsky.social I've seen you more than I've seen my own family. Instead of complaining, my family needs to learn to make YouTube essays, then I'll pay attention to them!

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DarrenNoFun @darrennofun.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Scarlett Johansson will do anything except condemn a pedophile.

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