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Darren Nash

@darrenanash.com
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Freelance editor, retired 🏏, ⚽️ tragic, practising 🍺 & 🥃 snob. SFF, comics, facts, science, progressive politics. Views expressed are my own (unless I’ve obviously nicked them). darrenanash.com

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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 12h
I have developed a theory over decades in publishing that once you get above the level of editor/marketer/publicist/designer – you know: the people who do the actual work on a book – you start dealing with unmitigated arseholes.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 01/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 No! Stop it! I can’t breathe! 🤣🤣🤣
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 30/09/2026
And an equal proportion are crooks.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 30/09/2026
Just what we need. A Dr Who show where the Daleks are the heroes 🤦‍♂️
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 29/09/2026
I’m happy to help if you’re happy to forget about my typo!
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 29/09/2026
What do call someone who applies a demand-side solution to a supply-side problem? Personally, I’d call them a fucking idiot, but apparently the correct answer is: the Reserve Bank of Australia.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 26/09/2026
Well, I was already tempted to watch this, but now? It’s a definite. I read ‘Careless People’ for the same reason and holy shit, I can see why Meta wanted it banned.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 26/09/2026
Bought that issue the week it was released. Man, I feel old …
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 20/09/2026
Just bought it yesterday! Looking forward to reading it.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 16/09/2026
He might be a fascist, but dammit, he’s a polite British fascist. 🎩
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 16/09/2026
Having spent almost two decades immersed in the British SF scene, is my sorry duty to inform you that this particular gentleman has been a right-wing dickwad for quite some time. Thus, this Musk-fellating does not surprise me.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 09/09/2026
👇👇👇
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Jody Houser ✒️🗯️🎲 @jodyhouser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 07/09/2026
Also: almost everything that he’s criticised for was his own novel contribution to the craft. Those pauses in dialogue that people mock him for – that was a new and fresh technique at the time.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 07/09/2026
🎶 So here’s another clue for this sitch … … The walrus was Mitch 🎶
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 07/09/2026
Have they considered just, you know, not saying things that are ridiculous?
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 07/09/2026
Apparently I’m the only one in the house who knows that food can go back into the same cupboard, fridge or freezer it came out of. Now, what to do with this arcane knowledge … ?🤔
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 06/09/2026
Reason # 1,743 why the next Democratic administration needs to regard working for ICE as an indictable offence.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 05/09/2026
Fuck every single one of them.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 04/09/2026
Hey, @microsoft.com, your Word application is garbage. If I wanted to only edit the last character in a Comment, I’d move the cursor there, myself. Sort your fucking lives out.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 04/09/2026
Ha. Like JV Dunce could keep up with Joe Biden. LOL.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 01/09/2026
Unpack almost immediately. Can’t bear to have luggage lying around.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 01/09/2026
First day of spring, 21C and sunny. I’m sitting outside, reading editorial queries and sipping T2 Melbourne Breakfast Tea. That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 01/09/2026
Indeed. I’m guessing that makes reading the newspaper of a morning an extremely stressful experience. Whatever fate you wish upon him (the secretary of war crimes), I hope he gets ten times worse.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 01/09/2026
Indeed. It’s evil morons all the way down.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 01/09/2026
I hope so too! At the moment, I can, but there’s a whole year for things to unravel, and if the 2020s have taught us anything, it’s to expect the unexpected. So … 🤞
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 01/09/2026
I wasn’t in a position to attend, anyway, but even if I could have, I wouldn’t. No way I’d be allowed in the country with my social media record!
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 01/09/2026
But that’s the good type of exhausted. I really miss post-Worldcon fatigue. Next year, hopefully 🤞
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 29/08/2026
"Do you think we're fucking stupid?" Look, don’t ask questions you don’t want to hear the answer to.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 28/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Reboot CGI Robot Drummer
Alt: Reboot CGI Robot Drummer
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 28/08/2026
There’s a headline I didn’t have on my 2026 bingo card. ‘The former Barclays boss Jes Staley has denied having sex with a woman dressed as Snow White… “No, I did not,” Staley said.’ He later added: “I had no contact with any women because for the entire evening in question I was feeling Sleepy.”
theguardian.com
Ex-Barclays boss denies having sex with woman dressed as Snow White after Epstein emails
Jes Staley made comments to US lawmakers investigating his links to the convicted sex offender
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 27/08/2026
Lake Tantrum.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 27/08/2026
“I remain the Mouth of Sauron”
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 27/08/2026
LaKE aMEriCa!
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 27/08/2026
I feel this in my soul.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 27/08/2026
But tell me again how it’s hyperbolic to describe the Trump administration as fascist.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 26/08/2026
Dolly 😔
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 20/08/2026
Leaving aside the monstrously unethical aspect of AI, I can’t think of a single thing I’d trust it to do. It’s genuinely frightening how many people are happy to outsource their thinking.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 19/08/2026
Had lunch with some friends we only see once a year or so and it seems all of them have been using AI in their daily life. I can’t be the only one who’s never knowingly used the plagiarism machines, can I?
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 14/08/2026
Today in Clacton, thousands of people turned out to vote for a joke candidate whose stories about his past defy credulity. And Count Binface also received more than 25% of the vote.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 13/08/2026
My youngest daughter is out at a 90s party and I’ve just realised that that’s the same as me going to a 50s party. In unrelated news, if anyone has a zimmer frame they’re looking to get rid of, I might have a buyer for it.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 10/08/2026
They can teleport.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 10/08/2026
Yes. And not very much amber. Not very much at all.
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 06/08/2026
Fair point!
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 05/08/2026
I have Eisteddfod PTSD from my time at a Christian Brothers school (don’t worry; they didn’t) when I was forced to participate in a school-wide event. “You’re entering the Eisteddfod, here’s the (terrible) poem you’re reading. Put some feeling into it”. Awful. But glad to hear yours was enjoyable!
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 05/08/2026
But … but … but … I play cricket. We don’t have batting cages! I guess it’s water balloons at ten paces …
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 05/08/2026
Why would you make a wig that looked like *that*?
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Darren Nash @darrenanash.com · 05/08/2026
No beanballs but I don’t agree. I enjoyed all three seasons, although I did think there was too much packed into S3 – all the subplots felt rushed and none more so than Nate’s whirlwind betrayal & redemption. The novelty of S1 was unsustainable but the sheer humanity carried across the entire show.
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