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Darragh McDonald

@darraghm.bsky.social
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I type stuff for MLB Trade Rumors.

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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
TFW the White Sox get eliminated.
Study after Velázquez's Portrait of Pope Innocent X by Francis Bacon
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This pile of books on the sidewalk really tells a story.
Four books on a sidewalk: Get Rid of Your Gut, The Book of Massage, Getting the Love You Want: A Guide For Couples, and Loving Each Other: The Challenge of Human Relationships
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My wife and I are working on a move we’re calling “the gentleman’s bender.”
A picture of a receipt for six IPAs and one order of veggie dumplings.
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
One of the most powerful etcs I’ve seen.
A box on a medical form that reads “Enter day (Monday = “M”, Thursday = “R”, etc) >”
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Ugh. My wife started talking to me when I was making my grocery list and I screwed it all up. 🤦‍♂️ Have to start all over, I guess. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
A sticky note reading…

- carrots
- apples
- I can’t do this anymore 
- taking the kids to my mom’s
- don’t call
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I found the original Chad Virgin meme in a museum in Mexico City...
A cartoon of two guys about to box. On the left, an old-timey bare-knuckle boxer type with a curly moustache and muscles. A ribbon on his belt says "Kid realismo social". On the right, a scrawny beatnik/hippy type with round glasses, a beard with no moustache. His shorts say "Kid abstracto". Artist signature says Alberto Isaac.
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Three beachgoers fearfully run towards the ocean, looking behind themselves while shouting “BEAR! BEAR!” A grinning shark awaits them in the water.
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Big week for this group.
Screenshot of the 2021 top prospects for the Blue Jays: Nate Pearson, Austin Martin, Jordan Groshans, Simeon Woods Richardson, Alejandro Kirk, Orelvis Martinez, Alek Manoah
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
🇮🇪🫡🇮🇪
Speaking at the National Ploughing Championships, President Higgins said: "I think it's a very, very important document, and of course the chair of that working group was the chair of the working group on Rwanda, and it explicitly states that four of the main actions as referred to in the 1948 convention on genocide, are met."
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
It’s that time of year.
A screenshot of Marc Carig’s tweet, which reads: “”More fooball! Oh sh*t! F*cking bullsh*t... unf*ckingbelievable... Baseball, that's what I want to watch." - Juan Uribe”
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
This section of Linda Fiorentino's Wikipedia page is hilarious. "I don't know why men expect me to be a femme fatale in real life." Later: "Time to seduce an FBI agent to get my hands on the evidence against my sleazy detective boyfriend."
Personal Life: Fiorentino married film director and writer John Byrum, whom she had previously worked with on the unfinished movie The War at Home, on June 23, 1992.[45] The couple divorced in 1993, after a year of marriage.[10][46] In an interview with film critic Roger Ebert shortly after The Last Seduction came out, Fiorentino admitted that the men she met in real life expected her to be like her devious characters, and said that when it came to the parts that she was offered, "Maybe others see in me what I don't necessarily see in myself. And a lot of it in Hollywood has to do with what you look like. I'm dark and my eyes are dark and my voice is deep, and how the hell could I play a Meg Ryan role, the way I look?"[28]

Fiorentino later had a relationship with Los Angeles private investigator Anthony Pellicano, in the period leading to his 2008 trial and conviction, in Los Angeles, on multiple felony charges. While Pellicano was being investigated, Fiorentino also dated former Federal Bureau of Investigation agent Mark Rossini, which law enforcement officials said was her attempt to assist Pellicano's defense.[47] According to prosecutors, Fiorentino told Rossini that she was researching a screenplay based on Pellicano's case. Rossini conducted searches of government computers for information related to the case and passed the results to Fiorentino,[48] who then handed the files over to Pellicano's lawyers in a failed effort to help Pellicano avoid a 15-year prison sentence.[47] Rossini pleaded guilty to illegally accessing FBI computers and resigned from the FBI.[47]
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Whoa, Tommy Nance has "memento mori" inscribed on his glove.
Screenshot of the glove of Blue Jays pitcher Tommy Nance, with the phrase "memento mori" inscribed on it.
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Forget Barbenheimer. Tomorrow in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada, I'm doing Chantal Slackerman.
An event listing for a screening of Chantal Akerman's film Golden Eighties. In Hamilton, Ontario on June 14th.An event listing for a screening of Richard Linklater's film Slacker. Screening in Hamilton, Ontario on June 14th.
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Sorry, the what zoo?
A screenshot of Google Maps showing the Killman Zoo.
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
The person who made the Phantom Thread wikipedia page has some thoughts.
Screenshot of the Phantom Thread wikipedia page. Under the "see also" section is a single link to "fragile masculinity".
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Now I’m ready to be cucked abroad.
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Just read this inspirational passage and felt like sharing it with the world.
Inspirational quote poster featuring a picture of Aldous Huxley and the quote "Where on earth is my teeny weeny penis"
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
The investigation, based on corporate filings in three countries and interviews with a dozen people involved in the company’s operations and the bidding process, found that Therme falsely presented itself as an industry player that operated as many as half a dozen spas in Europe.

In fact, it had built and operated just one, outside Bucharest, Romania. And as it pitched its vision for Toronto, Therme’s finances appeared to be shaky. Auditors found it was losing money and had less than 1 million euro (about $1.1 million) in equity.Simpsons screenshot showing the Monorail guy holding a map of the USA with Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook as the only three featured cities.
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Okay. Sorry I bored you, Your Highness.
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Fascinating, terrifying stuff.
Screenshot of two paragraphs in the article.
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Missing on Sasaki (and others) was surely frustrating for Blue Jay fans but it's probably a good thing that this type of stuff got them close.
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Lots of baseball fans think a salary cap is necessary for parity. Out of curiosity, I looked up the results of the Wild Card era, 1995-2024, the past 30 years. Here is how many times each club made the playoffs, followed by how many times they got bounced in the first round or won it all.
Screenshot of a Google Sheet.
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Image of the little Yakuza guy from The Simpsons. Onscreen text is Homer saying “But that guy hasn’t done anything yet. Look at him. He’s going to do something. And you know it’s gonna be good.”
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I think you go a profile and then to the little three dots between the profile pic and the follow button.
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Yankee fans convincing themselves that it was actually good to not sign Soto.
Screenshot from The Simpsons of the old man from Shelbyville in the lemon tree episode. The onscreen text reads “ THEY HAD BANISHED THE
 AWFUL LEMON TREE FOREVER,
 BECAUSE IT WAS HAUNTED.”
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Pretty funny that Clemens switches from “you” to “I” halfway through his thought here.
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
A lot of post-election analysis sounds like this.
A still of Chief Wiggum and Marge from The Simpsons. The caption reads “You missed the baby. You missed the blind man.”
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
A box of Cimidona tablets.Cheri Oteri from the SNL “simmer down now” sketch
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
Fish she is very small
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
Did you just threaten mass violence?! That's it, mister, no guns until you're 25! apnews.com/article/tenn...
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
Did you rinse that jar out before recycling it? www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
Screenshot of a Reuters headline that reads "Majority of recent CO2 emissions linked to just 57 producers, report says"
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
Pussy in bio.
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
Was just checking out some real estate listings and I don't think the agent looked closely at what Wile E. Coyote was up to before uploading these pics.
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
I watched Tampopo on the weekend and I think this line of dialogue hits different now than it did in 1985.
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
Oh, and Vince freaking Gilligan also acted in a Community episode. Anyways, it could just be a coincidence that both shows referenced an unseen bar called the Rusty Bucket. But given that there's plenty of crossover between the two shows, I would like to think it's not coincidental. The end.
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
There are at least three actors in both shows: Jonathan Banks, Giancarlo Esposito and Mel Rodriguez, while Matt Jones was in both Breaking Bad and Community...
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
Rusty Bucket is a bar in Community, never seen but referenced at least twice that I can find...
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
I finally finished Better Call Saul and I'm pretty sure this off-hand reference to a bar called the Rusty Bucket is a Community reference. I searched the internets to see if anyone else talked about this but couldn't find anything, so I guess I'll be the nerd to lay it out...
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Darragh McDonald @darraghm.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
Yo estoy aprendiendo cosas nuevas.
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