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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yep... that's Husband
Husband
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
uh huh
Text from an Amazon book listing:
"Master and Margarita
by Mikhail Bulgakov (Author)
Format: Paperback
4.4 stars"
A small banner is appended:
"Best of #BookTok"
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Cast and characters
Larry Goldman is Jewish, a pornography magnate and loving father, who controls the Los Angeles pornography industry.[1][4] Barbara is his bubbly platinum-blonde wife and Jewel is their 16-year-old daughter.[4] Thomas Roam is a Catholic Los Angeles district attorney running for re-election, at a time when missing children, linked to child pornography, dominate the news.[4] Laura Roam, his wife, is a judge, and Adam is their half-Mexican/half-Irish 16-year-old son.[4]
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i honestly thought the next words were going to be "The Most Unwanted Song"
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
it did remind me of this, though, from Elliott Kalan's Joke Farming
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
oh yeah, it's like this thing
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
a screenshot from the wikipedia entry for the book.

^ Plot summary

The Time of the Dark is the first of a three-part series of novels set in Darwath, a mystical realm located near to ours across the Void. In this novel, the wizard Ingold Inglorion recruits two people from our world Rudy Solis and Gil Patterson - to help him in his battles against the Dark, a powerful race bent on destroying or enslaving all of mankind.

^ Chapter outline

Chapter one: Gil meets Ingold, who has crossed the Void to find a place to stay while crossing worlds with the Prince.

Chapter two: Rudy's car breaks down and he finds the shack, then Ingold, then Gil.

Chapter three: Gil starts to drive Rudy back, but realizes that they've been sent away to keep them safe. The Dark attacks the shack.

Chapter four: They flee to Darwath, and find a nation in tatters in Karst.

Chapter five: Gil travels with Ingold to Gae to recover food from the ruined city. Ingold is stopped from descending the stairs of the Dark too far. Ingold is arrested.
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
cc @ztul.bsky.social
screenshot from a Prime Video recommended carousel:
Sterling Point
Coming soon - August 5, 9:00 AM
TV-MA
2026
1 season
After discovering she's inherited a remote island in Canada from the estranged grandfather she was never allowed to meet,...
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
abandoned Dr. Spock book by the train station
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
this is the only version i have saved, though i'm sure hoot has the full one in his archive
@spammm
RT @WarrenIsDead:  mother's kindly morning reassurances that many children were still getting decapitated in their sleep while she reattache…
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
a bold name to give your male protagonist
a book cover depicting a giant fire-breathing feral hog. the title of the book is The New and Improved Romie Futch, by Julia Elliott.
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
huh!
from the Faygo wikipedia page: 
Faygo was founded in Detroit, Michigan, in November 1907,[2] as Feigenson Brothers Bottle Works by Russian baker immigrants Ben and Perry Feigenson.[1] The original flavors of Faygo (fruit punch, strawberry, and grape) were based on cake frosting recipes used by the Feigensons in Russia.[1] Initially, the brothers used a horse-drawn wagon for deliveries and lived above the bottling plant.[2]
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The thumbnail and title of a YouTube video. The title is "The Rise, CHAOS, and Traumatic End of ALF". The thumbnail is an image of ALF himself in like a trench coat or something, so that what's centered in the image is his face, underneath which is a word in yellow, in all caps: "NIGHTMARE"
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo, but with the text "Carmen San Diego Luna"
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
so many gems there
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
the same image but hastily scribbled over to make it look like she's wearing a hot dog costume
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
haha, guess i don't need this anymore
a comically long list of names and concepts from The Daily Spell
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
the arkenstone
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
a screenshot from the Teletubbies Wiki. it reads:

Some Teletubbies fans are scared of or dislike the event due to the strange appearance of the ships.

The fans are scared of what's controlling the ships, they fear where the water has come from, they are scared of the way the ships come from above the horizon and then disappear like ghosts, they want to know where the ships came from and why the ships even came. Other Teletubbies fans enjoy the event and do not find it scary at all. They know the ships aren't being sailed by anyone, the ships are magic and can move all by themselves. The water is also magic, though also man-made by special effects, using computer animation. The ships are CGI-animated and have small flags on their hulls.

Most Teletubbies fans have enjoyed the event and love the animation, effects, music, and feeling of it.
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
two YouTube thumbnails side by side, the kind you see when a video ends and YouTube is suggesting further videos to you.
in the first thumbnail, a white man with a beard is seen on the right, from the shoulders up, in a plain bright red t-shirt. he's looking off to the left with surprise or dismay (making a "YouTube face"), at a title that reads "THE PROPHECY FAILED?!?". the title of the video is "The one where God lost to another god". the channel name is Dan McClellan. McClellan is an actual bible scholar, but that's neither here nor there.
in the second thumbnail, a white man wearing glasses is seen on the right, from the shoulders up, in a plain bright yellow t-shirt. the man is in the background of the image, and he's looking with shock and disgust at the camera (making an even more exaggerated "YouTube face"). but the framing also suggests he's looking at the foreground of the image, in which, to his left, is a dirty cardboard box with the Wish logo on it. the title of the video is "I Bought MORE Fake Tech on Wish...". the name of the channel is Austin Evans.

and the thing is, i am actually going to watch both of them, so the joke is on me, really.
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
i opened Instagram and this video was the first thing it showed me also, beautiful
an Instagram comment:
"I don't think it's a joke"
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Get a Super Sick New Forum Badge
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
have you tried... reading the article
Part of that cost is spending a significant amount of time on compliance with campaign finance regulations.

Abughazaleh told The Intercept that the campaign works with a compliance firm that carefully monitors the pools of resources being donated to, or by, the campaign's mutual aid arm.

According to Martin, the purpose of the hub isn't to actively campaign to people coming in for resources. "Sometimes people will ask because they see the signs," he said, adding, "We are mostly just asking people if they need help, like, finding things on the shelves, navigating our sorting system, things like that. That's the only information we solicit from them."
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
it's funny how you clearly read the article because you pulled out the detail about tampons to get upset about, yet you conveniently ignored this part
Part of that cost is spending a significant amount of time on compliance with campaign finance regulations.

Abughazaleh told The Intercept that the campaign works with a compliance firm that carefully monitors the pools of resources being donated to, or by, the campaign's mutual aid arm.

According to Martin, the purpose of the hub isn't to actively campaign to people coming in for resources. "Sometimes people will ask because they see the signs," he said, adding, "We are mostly just asking people if they need help, like, finding things on the shelves, navigating our sorting system, things like that. That's the only information we solicit from them."
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Al Overview

The phrase "Super Bowl 2025 got me pregnant" is a trending topic and a popular social media meme or joke, often used in relation to specific Super Bowl moments, performers, or advertisements that generate a strong reaction. It is not a literal event where the game itself causes pregnancy.

Common Interpretations & Related Stories

Social Media Memes/Jokes: The phrase is widely used on platforms like Tik Tok and Instagram as a humorous response to various aspects of the Super Bowl, such as an exceptionally attractive celebrity appearance, a highly
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Unrecognizable Sheldon Actor Reunites With Young Sheldon Mentor In Heartwarming Image
A Screen Rant headline:
Unrecognizable Sheldon Actor Reunites With Young Sheldon Mentor In Heartwarming Image
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
a hastily photoshopped panel from Swamp Thing v2 48. in the original panel, a woman named Judith is telling John Constantine: "They say I'll have the power to turn into a *bird*, John. They're entrusting me with a sacred *mission*."
in the modified version, Judith's head, seen from the back, has been crudely replaced with Yoshi's head, and the speech bubble now reads:
"They say I'll have the power to turn into a *car*, John. They're entrusting me with a sacred *mission*."
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
at first i thought you were talking about this
screenshot from the 1990 DOS game The Amazing Spider-Man. R2-D2 is there for some reason
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
yaaaay
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
text from google's ai overview, which suggests a joke line from a Smothers Brothers sketch is part of the actual song the sketch is parodying:

The phrase "If you had an outfit, you would be a cowboy too" is a line from the traditional folk song, "The Streets of Laredo" (also known as "The Cowboy's Lament"). The song describes how a dying cowboy's outfit indicates his profession, implying that anyone dressed similarly would share the same identity.

Context of the phrase:

The Song: The song "The Streets of Laredo" is about a cowboy's final moments and regrets.

The Line: The line "I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy" is a repeated observation within the song, establishing that visual cues (the "outfit") are used to identify a cowboy.
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
what's great is that for whatever reason the bluesky app sometimes omits the last word of a post on the tl for me, so i got a bonus reveal
the text of the above post sans the last word
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
no
an ad for a book called 35 Mistakes to Avoid in Your Writing with the text "stop making embarrassing mistakes"
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
screenshot of two consecutive skeets:
@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com:
i don't like the post-truth reality. i'd like to go back to things being true again
@keithjcarberry.contentburger.biz:
I promise to start lying more. From now on I will be a big liar.
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
ראיתי את זה בטוויטר וזה רק דיכא אותי עוד יותר. תתמוסס, לא תתמוסס, האנשים הם אותם אנשים שעושים עכשיו את כל הדברים האלה. עם מי אנחנו אמורים לחיות פה אחרי זה, שלא לדבר על בינתיים
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Chino | West Side Story Wiki - Fandom
[...]
Chino then takes control of the Sharks and then wants revenge on Tony so he shoots him in cold blood.

when Chino got arrested. He was sentenced to 15 years for killing tony.

When He got out, He moved to New Jeresy and married a Woman named Josefina. They had 5 Children together. Bernardo, Maria, Juan, Juanita, and Jorge. Who he named after his fallen friend and his former lover. He did met Maria and fixed things together years later. Chino died at age 79 from Lung Cancer of smoking.
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
i haven't watched this but i would think it's extremely unreliable given that the guy has an AI chatbot business
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
suppose i may as well put this here too
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
just putting it here for posterity x.com/everyteenagr...
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
and since i haven't seen anyone post this one yet, even though it's one of the best within its limited scope if you scratch the surface
Bounty of One play time on Steam: 601.3 hours
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
i don't even go here, i just found this post while searching for something else, but i might as well. 1 had an even higher count but i played most of it on one of the non-steam version so on steam i only have 750 hours.
spelunky 2 play time from steam: 2,097.5 hours
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
the android app sometimes cuts off quote tweets, so it looks like this for me
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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darnn.bsky.social @darnn.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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