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David Darnes

@darn.es
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Senior Engineer working on Polaris at Shopify Previously: @zeroheight.com, Nord Design System, @ghost.org. Clients: Google, @buffer.com and @netlify.com. [he/him] darn.es designsystems.wtf #DesignSystems, #WebComponents & #Frontend

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David Darnes @darn.es · 04/09/2026
Homer in bed but wide awake
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David Darnes @darn.es · 28/08/2026
Highly recommend the FC_HEADER_TEXT, delicious
Apple Watch notification from the McDonald’s app:
FC_HEADER_TEXT
PREP_STATE_DESCRIP-TION
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David Darnes @darn.es · 17/08/2026
God damn it Google (from @jess.darn.es )
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David Darnes @darn.es · 06/08/2026
Haters
3 illustrated knights on a bevelled UI button
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David Darnes @darn.es · 31/07/2026
Good morning
Moana action figure laying face down on the floor
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David Darnes @darn.es · 09/07/2026
Piers Morgan famously saying “I want to die” on Twitter in 2012
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David Darnes @darn.es · 01/07/2026
When the Trading 212 ad says “trade natural gas” 💨
SpongeBob smirking
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David Darnes @darn.es · 23/06/2026
British people rn
Cliff Curtis sat looking at the sun in Sunshine
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David Darnes @darn.es · 21/06/2026
Hearing the AI narrator voice kick in
José Mourinho taking his headphones off with disgust
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David Darnes @darn.es · 21/06/2026
I promise you this was not staged
A card opened but with sick on it that reads:

To Daddy
Thank you so much for all you do everyday. We’re so grateful for you, proud of you, and pleased to call you daddy every day.
Happy Father’s Day
Love you so much from…
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David Darnes @darn.es · 13/06/2026
When you hear “fucking wanker” dropped on live tv and you’ve barely started your shift
Thierry Henry looking gobsmacked
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David Darnes @darn.es · 12/06/2026
Unbelievable, not even a single call for my opinion www.channel5.com/britain-s-be...
Britain's Best
Service Station
45 min • Entertainment
JB Gill explores the UKs best service stations and crowns the best pitstop.
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David Darnes @darn.es · 07/06/2026
Lisa Simpson presentation meme: All coffee shops should serve batch brew
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David Darnes @darn.es · 04/06/2026
How me and @jess.darn.es look in front of the tv after the girls are finally up to bed
Taxidermy’d fox looking tired while sitting on a chair
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David Darnes @darn.es · 29/05/2026
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David Darnes @darn.es · 26/05/2026
Me looking at this from the southwest
Paranoid expression while looking at their phone and smoking
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David Darnes @darn.es · 25/05/2026
British people when you ask them why they use bricks
Shrugging guy meme
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David Darnes @darn.es · 22/05/2026
What I hope to become after this bank holiday weekend ☀️
Person glowing at a diner table
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David Darnes @darn.es · 16/05/2026
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point
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David Darnes @darn.es · 30/04/2026
You’re using Tailwind?
Entire party looking at you confused
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David Darnes @darn.es · 29/04/2026
Kid doing a selfie on Snapchat with the caption “feel like pure shit just want them back”
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David Darnes @darn.es · 23/04/2026
Fun to follow big companies on their official YouTube channels because you get to see behind their workflows sometimes
“20CTC017 YTVOD Caleb 4k Rough v02”
20th Century Studios
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David Darnes @darn.es · 19/04/2026
GTA 6 map has been leaked
Island of Sodor
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David Darnes @darn.es · 01/04/2026
I need him, because reasons
Lego Tahu cosplay minifig
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David Darnes @darn.es · 01/04/2026
Barely an hour into the day and I have had it with the AI generated April Fools
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David Darnes @darn.es · 24/02/2026
Timeline cleanse
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David Darnes @darn.es · 23/02/2026
Truncation strikes again
YouTube shorts preview card with the title “Bob Hamilton and his cool old Willys cam…”
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David Darnes @darn.es · 02/02/2026
NINTENDO BUILT THIS THING IN 1996… WITH 4MB OF RAM
Obadiah Stane yelling at a scientist in Iron-Man
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David Darnes @darn.es · 23/01/2026
Matilda, Dead Metal and Sir Killalot will return in Avengers: Doomsday
Matilda, Dead Metal and Sir Killalot from Robot Wars
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David Darnes @darn.es · 17/01/2026
How’s your weekend going?
Google search, “can i jet wash a baby car seat”
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David Darnes @darn.es · 15/01/2026
*Heavy breathing*
iOS number pad showing red lined on either side to reveal the number buttons are not aligned centrally
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David Darnes @darn.es · 10/01/2026
New IKEA Matter purchase: Spotlights to test out. £7 each, multicolour support. I think these bulbs are typically named GU10? Keen to see how well they work with HomeKit
3 of the said bulbs in their boxes
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David Darnes @darn.es · 07/01/2026
Pegman from Google Maps will return for Avengers: Doomsday
Pegman next to the Avengers Doomsday logo
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David Darnes @darn.es · 05/01/2026
Me looking at all the leftovers in the fridge
Carl flicking through their photo album in ‘Up’
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David Darnes @darn.es · 03/01/2026
Mighty fine selection of stickers from @rknight.me 💜
Assorted custom stickers from Robb with a little message
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David Darnes @darn.es · 28/12/2025
Great to see Bower alive and well
Bower logo, a flame bowerbird performing its sultry mating dance
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David Darnes @darn.es · 27/12/2025
IKEA have started doing Matter enabled devices at an incredibly cheap price. Bought all of this (3 motion sensors, 3 door sensors and a button) for £49
Said devices in their boxes
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David Darnes @darn.es · 27/12/2025
Dads calculating the best way to use leftovers
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David Darnes @darn.es · 25/12/2025
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David Darnes @darn.es · 25/12/2025
Me threatening leftovers with a knife
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David Darnes @darn.es · 22/12/2025
Me getting ready for the Christmas big shop
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David Darnes @darn.es · 22/12/2025
Thanks! Bit of a mix on this shelf, including custom Lego models I built as a child
Gundams, custom Lego mechs and Lego speed champion sets
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David Darnes @darn.es · 22/12/2025
Office refresh, finally mounted the sticker desk top onto a set of standing desk legs
Home office setup including standing desk with stickers on the desk top itself
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David Darnes @darn.es · 17/12/2025
I guess my biggest apology goes to @james.claims
Visualisation of the people I talk with most on Bluesky
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David Darnes @darn.es · 09/12/2025
You will be visited by three spirits.
The gold aliens at the start of The Fifth Element
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David Darnes @darn.es · 03/12/2025
Me pouring a large bottle of “coffee shop recommendations” on you
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David Darnes @darn.es · 22/11/2025
Biblically accurate Belgian
Belgian bun acting as a head for a headless gingerbread man
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David Darnes @darn.es · 22/11/2025
Getting myself “Bog Body” ready for winter
BBC Global: The mystery of Europe's most famous bog bodies
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David Darnes @darn.es · 21/11/2025
Me when my friends post a single photo of a coffee shop
Famous Geoguesser Rainbolt
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David Darnes @darn.es · 20/11/2025
Apple Music uses #WebComponents
Apple Music web interface via a web app with the inspector open, showing Web Components powering the song lyrics
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