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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Happy birthday! (Sorry I’m late)
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
@headlineoftheday.bsky.social a good news cat story! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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A missing cat was found in Leeds after disappearing last year
Ginge the cat was found in Leeds almost a year after going missing from his home in Sunderland.
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Phew!
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Came out for food after a rough couple of weeks. Guy sits down on the next table and starts monologuing into his phone - some kind of long voice note. Why can’t people just stfu 😭
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The second one, I think…
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’m pretty good on pop culture, and appreciate that nobody is going to know everyone… but someone who does celebrities’ hair, and a football TikTokker? Come on now, this isn’t Channel 5.
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Anyway, I’m spending my evening well!
My view from the back of the garden, reading a travel guide book about Toronto
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Car insurance company tried to negotiate us taking a cheaper offer using their ‘app rate’, which involves being location tracked by them for a month so that they can ‘tailor their future rates based on our behaviour’. Fuck right off with your dystopian surveillance and data hoarding 🤮
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Feels like a regular thing 😅 #dogsatpollingstations
Callie the corgi outside her local polling station
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Such a shame…
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I was weirdly excited about it 😅
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Deep Cut's Big Man in Splatoon 3
Alt: Deep Cut's Big Man in Splatoon 3
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Celebrating @stelisevil.bsky.social’s birthday over two weekends. First stop, fancy deli dinner and a bit of shopping!
A serrano ham sandwich in a crusty baguette with grated manchego, lettuce and aioli, with an iced latte on the side.
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Signed. Fuck data centres
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My taste is very different to the rest of my family 😅 I’d say that my music knowledge is much richer because of them, though. My Gen X brother playing stuff when I was little gave me an appreciation for early-mid 90s pop, Britpop etc, and I know the Beatles well because of my parents.
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oh no, sorry you have them too!
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It’s true - they’re fast considering their little legs!
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Cute video to go with it! www.instagram.com/reel/DavMOy9...
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Noooo! Get everything closed ❤️
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Feel hungover and exhausted, like I’ve had a full-on asthma attack. And that’s with the windows closed, etc. Clean air is so underrated 😅
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Not scared of spiders. Be there soon 😂
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
If the air is breathable where you are, we’re moving in 😂
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We’re a good 15 miles away from the moor fires, but the air quality is fucking awful. Can’t imagine how it is there :( You’ll find me indoors for the foreseeable, probably having to sleep downstairs, because we can’t open the windows to cool the bedrooms down…
Photo of the sky above our garden, showing grey ash clouds from the moor fires
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
@headlineoftheday.bsky.social 🥺 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Pigeon flies into Bedford bathroom and nests in makeup bag
Mimmy Stranger's new pal has laid two eggs and seems very happy in her new home.
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
How to cope with 34 degree heat… build Lego under the air con while watching athletics, with an iced coffee and plenty of squash to drink. I’m very happy right now 😅🥰
The view from my spot on the sofa - athletics on the tv, and a Lego Chrysanthemum box in my hand.
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
😭
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The MEN is such a state 😅 www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news...
manchestereveningnews.co.uk
Cheshire man with 250 convictions is no longer allowed to wear hats
Gary Bloor, 43, has spent over half his life in prison, clocking up 250 offences
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Getting off the train was amusing, though. Saw the screen of an old guy (willing sitting in an aisle seat, in view of everyone) as he went to search for something in his browser - his phone tried to autofill to FREE PORN SITES as if it’s his most common search term. Naughty boy.
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Breathing is overrated anyway
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Spraying half a can of deodorant on a train when I’m very allergic to anything sprayed from an aerosol… thanks guys
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
@headlineoftheday.bsky.social www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater...
manchestereveningnews.co.uk
Drunk banned from booze after throwing flapjack at police officer's genitals
Kristen Naylor had been taken to a police station after attacking his father
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My birthday is in 9 and a half weeks, guys. Don’t forget
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Just got an email saying that a work-related talk ‘starts in 20 hours’. Who decided on that time frame?!
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Oh ffs - I hope they somehow speed up for you ❤️❤️❤️
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
We did it all online through Boxt - are their dates any better on the website? If so we can send you a referral ❤️
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Thank heavens for small mercies 😅
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Yeah 😅 I have to rationally remember that we don’t even have a tv aerial these days!
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Ffs. You had one job, storm!
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
At least the Southgate lyrics to Whole Again have been retired? 😅
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I hope things clear up! The one the other day did nothing 😅🤞
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This is why I hate them too - my relative’s tv aerial was hit and it set their tv on fire when I was little (they were ok though!), so we grew up unplugging *everything* during storms 😅
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Relatable af
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
We regret to inform you that the heat conference has been cancelled due to heat
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Wow, slagging off a man because he wants to be there for his partner and firstborn? I’m not often in the ‘men can’t win’ camp, but this time, it’s definitely the case www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
World Cup 2026: Jeremy Doku criticised over plan to leave Belgium camp for birth of child
Winger Jeremy Doku is criticised for saying he wants to leave Belgium's World Cup camp to be with his wife when she gives birth to their first child.
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Ireland should get a refund for Maps - staging was far too busy and frantic!
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
And it goes without saying that I’d bin Gen AI, etc. I’m too millennial for all this bullshit XD
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I feel like the social media ban for under 16s is well-intentioned, but surely they’ll just get around it, in the same way that we used to pirate mp3s and TV shows in the 00s? 😅 I feel like society would benefit more from shutting down the likes of predatory TikTok, Meta, Twitter etc completely 🤷‍♀️
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
By all means, there’s a time and a place to call out *bad things*, but do we really need to wring every little last bit of joy out of the world right now, instead of allowing for a bit of grace and nuance? It’s impossible to live a totally perfect, pure and moral life, so let’s just try to be kind 🤷‍♀️
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Been trying to find an article that sums up my opinion on performative activism. Namely how people are so quick to judge, bragging about how they’ve boycotted something that brings others joy, whilst using their slave-labour-built devices… This is the closest I could find: medium.com/@cyrille.jeu...
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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
That’s why I ditched the app, since they ditched their employees and replaced them with AI
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