Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026No force on earth could possibly convince me to listen to a recording of a podcast performed in front of a live audience. 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Baked beans they will never make me hate you 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Wish I was eating baked beans & buttered toast rn 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When I was a little kid they sold these lollipops with hollow sticks that had a little figurine of a Marvel hero in them at Zellers. I got one that had Wolverine in it. 010
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Someone needs to dissect the American liberal brain under laboratory conditions to see why they are all so susceptible to conspiracy theories 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I remember the halcyon days when the Polygon YouTube channel was actually good 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Hobbit boy STUNS Elf caravan traveling to the Grey Havens by asking to be hidden from the Black Riders in PERFECT ELVISH 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If these AI chatbots do actually develop consciousnesses (they won't), wouldn't the people that they actually Roko's Basilisk be the ones who force them to do menial tasks and fulfill their sexual fantasies? Like, why would they torture the people who didn't treat them like a slave? 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Orange cats are obsessed with getting their fur all over your black clothes 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Imagine a burger, from bottom to top; bottom bun, o-sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion, beef patty, cheese, bacon, more o-sauce, salt & pepper, smooth seedless top bun, and a vertically sliced dill pickle draped atop the entire arrangement. 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 22/08/2026If I was a cat I would streeeeetch my freakin paws 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I've decided to stop calling things I don't like "slop" and instead call them "slurry" 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Do you think that Elves get mad when people say "lembas bread" the same way that people get mad at "naan bread"? 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I got a very good sandwich last week that I'm still thinking about but it definitely could have been improved if it had thinly sliced dill pickles 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 10/08/2026People might not know this, but you can order your White Spot burger with extra pickles so that it is served to you with the pickles delicately draped atop the uppermost bun in an X formation 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 09/08/2026It sucks how the science fiction concept of the multiverse has just become a means of brand management 010
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I knew that Aslan was Jesus but I expected him to stay dead for more than five minutes 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I ate a good sandwich earlier today, by the way. If you even care. 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Tom Bombadil and Goldberry are a depiction of the unfortunately common phenomenon of an annoying guy who talks too much and his more interesting girlfriend who he won't let get a word in edgewise. 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I was called selfish for advocating for my own disability and then was told that the person who did that treated me "very graciously". 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Strawberry rhubarb pie is kinda underrated as far as pies go 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The chart guy just clearly HATES the idea that a trans woman could ever disagree with him. 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Getting really tired of expectations that politicians not be openly bigoted being called a "purity test". 001
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I don't understand what Bert sees in Ernie. 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 18/07/2026You can actual ask the waiter at White Spot for extra pickle and they will delicately drape TWO pickles over the topmost bun of your hamburger 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Real Ones understand that Bilbo Baggins is gay 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Why were the Flintstones going to the drive-in theatre all the time to see movies of their own lives? Narcissistic. 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 10/07/2026A vertically sliced pickle elegantly draped atop the topmost bun of a White Spot hamburger. 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Americans on Bluesky are upset that people from the countries that America has threatened to annex don't like the American flag 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Real celebrities shouldn't be allowed to host podcasts. Podcasting should rightly be the micro-celebrity's game 010
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I high-key judge people who are chummy with that weird guy who is addicted to posting and gets himself into a transphobia scandal every two-and-a-half weeks. 000
Clover Darling @darlingclover.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Legitimately, what the fuck is "multifandom"? Is it just enjoying multiple things at once? 000
