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DarkwingMantis

@darkwingmantis.bsky.social
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Horror lover, Ex-Journalist, gamer, mostly an idiot, easy to love.

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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 1h
CLASSIC!
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 1h
If you want some GOOD Spawn, watch the HBO animated series
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 2h
Oh ive never been more erect for food
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 2h
I cant wait to see what you think
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 2h
Is this your first viewing?! Oh youre in for a treat!!
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 2h
Its pretty decent, except for Malbolgia... thats the worst CGI ive ever seen in a major film. But John Leguizamo slays as usual
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 3h
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 3h
Michael Ironside IS Leslie Nielson In Gout Cop!! The Movie!
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 3h
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Hank Hill: Kill Me Now with Hose
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 3h
Those truckers for trump caravans certainly paid off, didn't they
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 3h
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The Big Lebowski Dude: Fuckin A
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 3h
As an ordained minister under Tje Church of the Dude, I end all my wedding ceremonies with "The Dude Abides" after I tell the groom he may kiss his bride.
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 4h
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Joel Robinson Do Something
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 4h
total 3...been a shit day
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 5h
Return of the Living Dead. Only because it says based on real events, my asshole father confirmed it was true and we lived down the road from a cemetery. I was 5
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 10h
Something seems missing... i wonder what it could be...
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 11h
Huh... well, anyway, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 11h
My man looks like if Picaso decided to do a butter sculpture for the state fair, outside, on the hottest day on record.
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 12h
Mine had Galaga and Ninja Turtles stand up. No Pac-Man sadly
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 12h
Easy. Day
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 12h
I still quote this all the time
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 12h
That show is my comfort food
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 12h
My uncle showed me Dawn of the Dead EARLY in the home video boom of the early 80s. I was 5. That first bite sent me running out of the room.
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 12h
The Thing Mouth of Madness Big Trouble
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 12h
Love the remake! But despite being gay, Famke Jannsen is the love of my life. Its pretty great until the CG ghost ending, but I let it slide because the concept was great
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 12h
This one is going to be special for me. Went on a first date with the guy im seeing to see this. It was sooo good. Im glad to see its proving The Warners wrong
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 20h
Alright big guy, the suns getting real low...
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finally watched Evil Dead Burn. It was alright. The least of the legendary series, but that doesn't mean it was bad. Just kind of forgettable. Now im playing #EvilDead Fistful of Boomsticks #Ps2 #Halloween #Gaming
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This journalist approves
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Applause Clapping
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Obama - What? Come On Man, Really?
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ah the delightful painting "Past times" by William C Marshall
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Jaye @jaybird54.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After listening to you, Eric Schmitt, it’s obvious you don’t know Jack Shit. 😜
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Carlson has been fired from almost EVERY "journalistic" job hes ever had. (as a journalist it pains me to even write that in quotations)
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Accurate as fuck.
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What the ACTUAL living fuck?!?!?!
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I AM Charlie Brown. Always have been. Had the collections as a kid, You're A Good Man Charlie Brown is a dream show for me as well.... Its okay. You're in good company, Blockhead
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I used to have this as a T-Shirt
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mariaevajarrous.bsky.social @mariaevajarrous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We've paid enough for his illegal involvement in our government. Nobody wants this bastard in there. We have enough of them right now. Call your representatives.☎️
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Rick from Big Mouth: My Job Here Is Done
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did my snowglobe inspire you? lol
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To be fair, it WAS a first date.... but the movie is GREAT
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Acme Vs Coyote Acme Sucks
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It plays Whats This
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Animated Woman Laughing & Squeeing with Joy
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I worked in a factory trhat was bought by the Japanese. They brought in a lort of people from Japan to retrain. Last day they were there, like a stereotype on steroids, they were all ovcer the place taking pics. Its neat to know that on the other side of the globe, Im in someones photo album...
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now your pee smells weird
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just had a first dare to see this last week. Its soooo good. I canrt believe they tried burying it
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DarkwingMantis @darkwingmantis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI... but funny
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