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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Man, when I finally have core stability and strength, it's all over for you bitches.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Coming out as a Dave Matthews Band fan was harder than coming out as bisexual.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

I love a tight 90 minute movie and I really enjoyed KPop Demon Hunters. But there was a lot of world building that I wish they would've explored more??

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

I'm sorry to the girl who was shooting her shot with some Broadway producers at Sardis and I started singing along. 💀😭🥲

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

People want to pay me for my art and it's weird.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Why do women's running sneakers only come in "kill yourself gray" and "rainbow tie dye aneurysm?"

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Thinking about the time when my dad's reaction to my deep depression as a teenager was to hide his copy of the Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

"Fire on the Mountain" would be a very bad song for there to be a real fire during.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Truly the best thing I've ever said, coming off anesthesia, was, "My advice for hiring a new cardiologist? Don't hire someone whose name is a euphemism for penis."

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

"It's important to note that with physical therapy, it might get worse before it gets better... Also, this condition is degenerative. So it only gets worse over time."

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

I need a candidate to run, who is really passionate about lowering the price of beef jerky.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Me: Maybe I don't have EDS?? Me, looking through photos from yesterday's BBQ: Oh... No, normal people don't sit like that.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

One day you're young, the next you have an unexplained hatred for the grackles at your bird feeder.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

My cardiologist putting me on Viagra is the funniest thing to ever happen to me. *It'll potentially help lower the blood pressure in my heart and lungs.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

No context texts I've sent to the group chat today:

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

I've been acting like I'm strong but the truth is I've been losing ground to a hospital too crowded.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

No context texts I've sent the group chats today.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

I was sensing a theme at the MFA yesterday.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Touching grass isn't enough. But seeing a real Monet at the museum is.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

My hot take: If you're a vendor at a faire and you're mad at trinket traders because they're trading what you're selling; consider not selling drop ship temu items. 🤷🏻

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

I'm sure the previous owners thought an oak tree would look pretty out front. (And it does). But I genuinely don't think my sinuses can take this.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

There's a non-zero chance that the writers of ER read about me while doing research for a baby with HLHS. And that's kinda neat.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

When someone wants to commission you for art and you have no concept of what to charge.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Two things I hated as a kid: 1. Nap time 2. Bath time Things I get cranky if I don't get now, as an adult: 1. Nap time 2. Bath time

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

It was truly enjoyable to sit and watch the circle pit from above, like -- I am with you in spirit, my comrades. But my body now bruises if you look at me wrong.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Worcester Palladium should participate in the "actually mix in the vocals" challenge.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

To whatever poor FBI worker is assigned to my Google search history: I have been watching a lot of ER medical dramas. Do not come for me.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

To everyone mad about a black actor being cast as Severus Snape, because it's not "accurate to the book;" Your racism is showing.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

If George Clooney and Julianna Margulies don't end up together in ER, I will sue the family of Michael Crichton. Thank you. (But also, please don't spoil the show for me, thanks)!

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

We've been watching ER and I understand now, why our moms thirst over George Clooney.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

I really think it's rude that I have to wait until tomorrow for a new episode of the Pitt.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

So, let me get this straight. The White House is essentially just a car dealership now, yeah?

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

"Remind me to ask our director about anachronistic dunking bloomers," is the most ren faire sentence I've ever spoken.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Jam band festival girlies 🤝 EDM festival girlies.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Is it weird that I want to ask the hotel we stayed at what mattresses they use? Because I've never been more upset to hear my alarm going off than I was this morning.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

My mother laminated her first Grateful Dead show ticket and she 100% tried to use it at DSO last night to skip the women's bathroom line. 💀

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

More of this please

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Alt USPS @altusps.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

So we've seen our friends at #AltGov posting their 5 weekly things and we felt left out of the action, so we put together a little infographic with some of our stats! We also: Continued being Americas most trusted Government agency Said "No to the Throw" Dropped a tray of DPS 1/

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Casually waiting for Elon to announce he wants to buy 30 Rockefeller Center because SNL absolutely nailed their impression of him in their cold open.

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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Deserved

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

@kenjennings.bsky.social Give me the New Hampshire/Vermont fan fic, you coward.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Want to support USPS? Here's your friendly reminder that they actually have a pretty sweet merch store: store.usps.com/store/gifts

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Tomorrow, February 28, let’s disrupt the status quo by spending ONLY at businesses that uplift our communities. That means: 🚫 No gas from corporate giants 🚫 No fast food chains 🚫 No big-box retailers (Target, Walmart, Amazon, etc.)

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VIEH2O @vieh2o.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Also, place your USPS stamps upside down as well.

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Alt Chloe (she/her) @darkstarcrashes.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I wake up with "Confessions Part II" stuck in my head more often than I want to admit.

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