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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
But… hear me out… What if JFK's head just DID that?
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Is it something similar…?
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Lindsey Ladybugs sure talks tough for a soft-handed country club dandy who's most aggressive move in his life has been the occasional hissy fit.
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
This is of course satire… Right…? Right…?
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
They're currently buying military industrial complex stocks.
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Dan Bongino blocked me on Twitter the day after he got fired from Fox after I asked "hey, didn't you used to be Dan Bongino…? " Maximum snowflake.
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
They say that the eyes are the coin slots of the Soul
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
She's too old for him anyway
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
All I will say – no spoilers – is that she is too old for him.
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I could see her tripping in the shower and getting her face stuck on the glass door
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
She looks like she went bobbing for tater tots in a Sonic's deep fryer
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
PLEASE return the blob fish to its aquatic home… You can clearly see it is distressed…
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Actually, the origin of the first industrial textile production originated in the region of the Beaufordies.
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Got 'em
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Dong-bong...?
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
One of the classics… Sadly, it's becoming even more salient over time.
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Aren't these the same people who were screeching about liberals installing death panels that choose who lives or dies…? Or am I just taking crazy pills?
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Gosh… I swear… It's always the people you most expect…
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
We all need to be more like her
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
* Eric Trump has joined the chat
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Perhaps the heckling Hulk Hogan received upon his passing will offer Lindsey a preview of what's in store for him after having spent a decade burning down his own legacy…
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
There's always Mel Brooks… And many many horses…
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I stole's it meself
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
You guys can afford to have teeth?!? in this economy? 🦷
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
"I am The Great Cornea-Holio!!!"
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
She could smoke a cigarette in the shower
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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DarkSock @darksock.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
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