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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It says, "If you can read this you just got the clap."
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's sad that we can't just trust what we see with our own eyes to be real anymore, and that everything needs to be put under a microscope. I'll admit it definitely takes some getting used to.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I once had a really old monitor that was acting strange. Sometimes it would shut off, and pressing the power button wouldn't do anything. The only way to turn it back on was to unplug the power cord for 5 seconds and plug it back in.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If results vary from one device to the next I wonder if Discord is guessing your age by what it sees in your cookies?
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Didn't think I would see a praying mantis this year since it hasn't been a very warm summer but I just found one sunning itself on the front of my house.
A praying mantis on the cinder block skirting of a house.A praying mantis on the cinder block skirting of a house. The mantis itself is hard to see due to the angle of the sun but it's shadow turned out well.The shadow of a praying mantis.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh that is cool!
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Interesting that his clothes look like they're made out of grass or burlap. That actually makes sense given it's all the Kokiri would have access to.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is what they do when you refuse to fasten your seatbelt.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Joke predictions for Nintendo Direct: Metroid Farmers Super Donkey Kong RPG Pokemon Red/Blue HD2D Zelda LttP Reimagined Xenoblade 4 Paper Mario Sticker Star 2 Doom style Kirby FPS Cooking Mama game where you disarm explosives (No no no, please don't shake the package!)
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you've never actually played Little Ninja Brothers it's one of my favorites on the NES.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
After this is all over you could create a labyrinth of boxes for the cats. Tim could recreate one of the dungeons from the original Legend of Zelda.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Scholars in the near future are going to cite this as an example of why deregulation of industry is a bad idea.
A sick Spider-Man in a hospital bed meme. A head of lettuce with the Taylor Farms logo is photoshopped into the picture. The text at the bottom says "This post gave me diarrhea"
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I saw that pile of Ultima maps come in last night. Cool stuff!
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Mystery Quest on NES plays that card too. You have to beat the game 4 times to get the "best" ending, but both endings are just a black screen with a few lines of text. Infinite continues, but no save battery or password system. All progress is lost when you turn the NES off. It's so dirty.
The bad ending screen for Mystery Quest on NES.

"Nice try! But not good enough for wizard. Try again"

Hao-kun is standing at the bottom of the screen.The good ending screen for Mystery Quest on NES.

"Congratulation, you have over come your greatest challenge. Now you are powerful wizard"

Hao-kun is standing at the bottom of the screen.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
So a garbage monster shows up like a random encounter in Dragon Quest, misses with his attack, and then runs away before you can do anything.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The Reverend, from Superman TaS (1996)
Screenshot is from season 3 episode 10, titled "Unity"
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Apparently the frog suit doubles as a biohazard protection suit. I never knew.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Would!
A smiling Krusty the Clown goes up in flames.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A screenshot from Rad Racket - Deluxe Tennis II (NES)
Player sprites are removed and a rat is shown on the tennis court.
The referee says "YUK A RAT"
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Mathias from Suikoden V is saying he will exact final retribution against the Godwins, and deposit their loathsome corpses into the nearest bog. The Washington Monument and the reflecting pool are visible in the background.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Sabin, whatever you do, don't jump in after him this time!
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
At least you don't have to eat your hat.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The 1999AD overworld map from Chrono Trigger, mapped by Rick Bruns. This is only the northwest corner of the world, but if the rest of the world were included in this map it would just be a solid color anyway because this is all the devs made for 1999.
Video game map of 1999AD from Chrono Trigger, SNES. Mapped by Rick Bruns and viewable on vgmaps.com
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Putting Manatee on the front of the $20 bill has been met with some skepticism but the backlash was less than anticipated.
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Jonathan Leung (VGMaps.com / YT: JonLeung1) @vgmaps.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Excuse my language, but FUCK Mark Zuckerberg. Meta should restore my Facebook/Instagram/Messenger because I need access to contacts so I can inform them about MY MOTHER'S DEATH. 19 years of memories, too. Have some COMPASSION, Meta. As you banned me for no reason, you have no case.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
If Mario is sharing his mushrooms with you ask him if I can have a leaf.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Bad actors need to realize Ironmouse has teeth and nails and that it's going to hurt when they make her mad.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Extra underwear on a long trip is like extra lives in a Mario game! 👍
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
How about the Bandai Hyper Shot? It's only used for ONE game, Space Shadow on NES/Famicom.
The box for Bandai's Hyper Shot, which is similar to the Nintendo Light Zapper but looks like a sub-machine gun. It was sold with "Space Shadow" on NES.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Wall jumping can get you into places you're not supposed to be yet and the rewards are pretty good, so I don't mind if it's a little tricky.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
This is one of the few games I consider to be perfect. If I could go back in time and be the director of this project I would change nothing about it. Absolutely nothing.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
First, i'm glad everyone is okay. But also... did you take a picture of ground zero? :3
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Savage tiger outside, spoiled baby inside.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Forget about jail, that man needs an intervention before he pops!
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
But more importantly, keep saying something when you identify fake stuff online. Keep saying this is AI, and you can tell because ect, ect... Because this is how more people learn.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I think it's all about experience in dealing with AI, and also understanding how modern tech works. I'm 43 and i'm starting to spot GenAI fanart more often. I remember certain details that I often see in fakes. Gen-X can be taught to spot AI but only if they are willing to learn.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
No worries, I didn't take it to mean that.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I can say for certain the log bridge isn't in here because my stage select code (0064:??) only produces stages for values 00-09. So ten stages total. Going past this creates a graphical mess.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I thought Butt-Head was Sephiroth before I saw the tags. "Hey Beavis, i'm gonna like, rob you of your smile forever, uh huh huh..."
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Bagel stop doing your impression of a snow leopard and come in for dinner.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Jumper has a clear preference for sunny weather. She will take all the sun available during the winter months. #caturday #CatsOfBluesky
A big furry fluffy himalayan cat laying in a small patch of sunshine.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
But I can see some disagreement between age groups. Video games of the 80s never really tell you anything in-game, they just dump you right into the action as soon as you press start. If you don't understand what one of the items does, you look it up in the book. Now they just tell you on screen.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Things of value in manuals 1. Item/Power-Up/Pick-Up lists 2. Move lists for fighting games 3. Official names for stages 4. Official names for monsters, bosses, and NPCs 5. Official backstory and lore (example, Zelda manuals) 6. Explanation of basic controls and game mechanics 7. Sometimes even maps
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
That bumper sticker is a real cut above the rest. ;)
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The people behind him be like
A screenshot from Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears. A Sir Tuxford is covered in swamp mud after being attacked by ogres and the caption says LOL I FARTED.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
You would think that ball came from the Patriots locker room after Duke caught it... ;)
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Explore Japan in it's warring states period. Visit top secret training grounds to learn ninjitsu. Up to 105 playable characters you can recruit! Ally yourself with local warlords to lay siege to Nobunaga's castles! You have 20 years of in-game time to change the course of history. Can you do it?!
The box for Inindo: Way  of the Ninja on the Super Nintendo.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
A gentle giant.
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Dark Lord Zagato @darklordzagato.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Oh geez that part about the Legos just DESTROYED me! 🤣
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