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The Dark Lord Give-No-Fucks @darklordjordan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me, who has a size difference kink and has never played Delta rune but keeps finding sexy fan art of tenna everywhere:
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Ralph Wiggum: *Chuckles* I'm in danger.
ALT: Ralph Wiggum: *Chuckles* I'm in danger.
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Outside Xtra @outsidextra.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anyone else peckish for mold? Get ready for CONTROL Resonant, coming out on September 24! #ad #controlresonant Find out more HERE: yrstru.ly/OX-Resonant
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The Dark Lord Give-No-Fucks @darklordjordan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Friends were planning a halloween Scooby Doo themed party and I couldn't remember his real name for far too long lol I watched @caddicarus.bsky.social 's video more than the movie XD
A meme featuring the phantom virus from Scooby Doo and the Cyber Chase. The virus says "hey guys" which is replied to with "SPINDLY JOHNNY". The virus replies "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED"
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dio @dioshaped.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
after a long day of putting minimal effort into my work time to put maximum effort into my smut
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Mippa | #7daysofHancock 11/01 START! | VA | Hancock Enjoyer 光♀ハン @mippa.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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an intelligent and sensitive pervert @skibadanger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"you're so friendly and cheerful" thank you sir I am imagining two fictional men going at it filthy style to stay sane
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The Dark Lord Give-No-Fucks @darklordjordan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The other day my phone autocorrected fuck to "frick" and I was so mad dude. Economy in shambles, food is all unsafe, and now they're trying to take the Fuck Word away??! I hate this timeline
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Mal [filth edition] @draxoplasm.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
😈"I'm not in the habit of breaking my toys" Somehow Father Eugene is more depraved than a devil 😳 Pages 2,3,4 are exclusive www.patreon.com/c/malacandrax
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lolakins @moondropbunny.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
weekend plans
Listening to: YAOI

Reading: YAOI

Watching: YAOI

Playing: YAOI

Eating: YAΟΙ

Drinking: water
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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kidd🔞 @ (D:)>SAI>🌶️🍜 @prismpngs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the prequel. did i mention erose is a lil bit touch starved? #nsfwart #nsfwoc #ffxivnsfw #prismpngs_nsfw #prismpngs_oc
an erotic sketch of the artist's final fantasy 14 character, a miqo'te/cat boy named erose (pronounced as "arrows").

erose is in bed in a dark inn room, completely nude (save for his earrings) and is laying back against some pillows. he's sitting on top of another pillow with his legs spread wide, holding the front half of the pillow flush to his cock while he rubs himself against it. his legs tremble a bit as he bucks his hips up and down. his expression is a bit erotic, looking down at himself with lidded eyes under a furrowed brow and is breathing heavy with a flushed face letting out whispered moans, "Ah... hah... hah..."
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MEANBOSSART @meanbossart.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Here is your periodical reminder that: -Reference isn't cheating and no artist worth their salt has ever said that it is. -Professional artists and animators trace all the time. -You can use assets (3d models, photos, montages) that you made/got permission to use however you want in your art.
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Ellen Rose @icklenellierose.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
When white people can’t take a joke.
A Wasa brand food packet is held up. It is called “Delicate Crackers Sea Salt”
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kidd🔞 @ (D:)>SAI>🌶️🍜 @prismpngs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
me, looking at references and trying to figure out how all this shit works:
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Man Squinting with Nosebleed
Alt: man squinting at a computer screen and leaning in as his squinting intensifies
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Chichiguma ‼️PLEASE HELP‼️ @chichiguma.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
‼️HELP STILL NEEDED‼️ ‼️800$ RAISING‼️ House rent, electricity, water, vet bills still overdue 🙇‍♂️ my promo rate is extended for my family to survive Full body w/ FREE ALT 80$ RENDER 60$ FLATS 40$ LINE Extremely grateful for help in any kind 🙇‍♂️ buymeacoffee.com/chichiguma_ wise.com/pay/business/chiguma
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Ellen Rose @icklenellierose.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So much of gaming is funded by casual players who buy a couple of games a year at MOST, or folks who only invest/upgrade when there’s the ONE game they wanna buy. So many people will be replying “lol” and “blame AI” to friends this next couple of months.
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Mal [filth edition] @draxoplasm.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
🍆on patreon, canon, current timeline 😘https://www.patreon.com/c/malacandrax
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Ram Lightly @ramlightly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Thinking about the advice "draw fanart to get an following for your original work". I never liked it. Why purposely build an audience that's not interested in the art you like to make?
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MEANBOSSART @meanbossart.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
A common occurrence Based on tumblr.com/vigilskeep/777925516183388160/tav-im-going-to-have-a-conversation-withwhy-are #art #dudrow #bg3 #shadowheart #astarion #galedekarios
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Rin 🔞 @rintayuun.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
#transmasc #art
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SamhainDuke🎃 @samraeduke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
More artists need to talk about how sometimes it's ok to take a break, and that it's the evils of capitalism that make you think you have to work yourself to death. Also, if you're not creating for your own happiness then wtf is the point? These are my own opinions i guess.
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puff 🐇🌈🎀 @puffilee.com · 01/09/2026
how it feels to draw nsfw
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aquila 🍉 most normal frankenstein enjoyer @belllmonts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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kidd🔞 @ (D:)>SAI>🌶️🍜 @prismpngs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
erose is thinking about a certain someone /or/ maybe they're talking dirty to him via linkpearl, but either way... #nsfwart #nsfwoc #ffxivnsfw #prismpngs_nsfw #prismpngs_oc
an erotic sketch of the artist's final fantasy 14 character, a miqo'te/cat boy named erose (pronounced as "arrows").

inside a dark inn room, erose is in bed on his hands and knees, completely nude save for his signature danburite earrings. he's straddling a pillow, with his hard cock resting in the folds between its plush mounds. arching his back, he rolls his body as he moves his hips slowly up and down, gently humping and grinding against the soft fabric, his tail and earrings swaying back and forth with each movement. erose's face is flushed, eyes closed, brow furrowed and he's biting his lower lip exposing his sharp canines. as he thrusts into the pillow, he lets out a handful of small, hushed breaths, "Hh... nnfh... nnfh... hh..." his shoulders are tensed as he's leaning forward on his hands gripping the sheets beneath him, tail and toes curling in pleasure. a small bit of cum squirts from the tip of his dick in light spurts, dripping onto the pillow case.
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The Dark Lord Give-No-Fucks @darklordjordan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ok not commenting on the FB post that started this because I have self respect but "why does the evil run in bg3 have no content" is the stupidest fucking question ever it's because YOU KILLED EVERYONE. There are no sidequests BECAUSE YOU KILLED THE QUEST GIVERS. duuuhhhhhh
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amy 🩷🩸✧ COMMS CLOSED @sthormiiii.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
🦉🔥 #bg3 #karlach #baldursgate3 #art
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Mal [filth edition] @draxoplasm.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Bad dog 😳 whole sequence is out on patreon!
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Mal @malacandrax.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Spaghetti - (Cliff & Eugene are invited to a family meal) 1/3
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Mal [filth edition] @draxoplasm.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
En route to the shadowlands --- Halsin's judgement is unbalanced by the looming shadow curse, and Astarion wants to secure a reliable ally. After all, the druid looked like he could use a good time, and Astarion can be very persuasive. 🙃#halstarion
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Mal @malacandrax.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Father Cliff & Sister Eugene >:) From Valentines day! He's very proud of his tall girlfriend.
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Aislinn Voyniche @aislinnvoyniche.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Inktober Day 1: Shadowheart #inktober #bg3 #art
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HymnToBeauty @hymntobeauty.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Wyll's deceit #bg3 #Wyll #digitalart #fanart
Older sketch I did of Wyll for BG3 fan art.
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Mal [filth edition] @draxoplasm.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Distracting 😳. Full page is up on patreon now, Eugene struggles to control his daydreaming...
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Mal [filth edition] @draxoplasm.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Sacristy ✝️ God can still see you in there, Father Eugene...
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Jim Caddick @caddicarus.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
But what about nerd’s heads
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Ellen Rose @icklenellierose.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Yeah, basically this
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Mal [filth edition] @draxoplasm.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Also just saying now is an excellent time to support adult creators on patreon while it's still giving us money. www.patreon.com/c/malacandrax If you like Cliff and Father Eugene there is a lot there😳.
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Ellen Rose @icklenellierose.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
🎉 NEW AND IMPROVED VERSION NOW LIVE 🎉 YouTube tricked me into using generative AI ✨twice✨, so I made a video on my personal channel to complain about it Enjoy! youtu.be/8kW8wb94TMI?...
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YouTube Tricked Me Into Using AI, and It Sucked
YouTube video by icklenellierose
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SquidInAJar 🦑 Commissions Open! <3 @squidinajar.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Well hey there Daddy Halsin >:3 (Not gonna lie I'm real proud of that hand sketch) #bg3 #baldursgate3 #halsin #artwip #sketch #characterart
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SquidInAJar 🦑 Commissions Open! <3 @squidinajar.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
My pen pressure broke while making this post- Minthara is shaping out! I think she might be even ready to print soon! #bg3 #artwip #characterart #minthara #mintharabg3
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Mal [filth edition] @draxoplasm.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Oh Father Eugene, you shouldn't be enjoying this so much 😳have a little shame!
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Crow @crowinat0r.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
The character VS how I drew them I offer my own Astarion #bg3 #artmoots #astarion
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MEANBOSSART @meanbossart.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
DARLING.... Put some pants on! #art #astarion #bg3
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Mal [filth edition] @draxoplasm.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Father Eugene & Cliff comic! I expanded on the first sharing a bath picture 😈. See patreon for full pages! www.patreon.com/c/malacandrax
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Day 3 of STRIP FOR STRIPE! (and all the rest) Comment below with your experience calling! Each call earns points, and they must be NEW calls! If I liked the reply, it's been counted and can't be used again! Here's a clickable link to yellat.money, check there for numbers, information, and scripts!
STRIP FOR STRIPE
(and all the rest)
Find phone numbers at yellat.money!
Comment below with your experience calling a payment processor, earn points with each call you've made today!
1 point
Visa, Mastercard, Your Bank, Representative/Senator/MP
2 points
Strip, Paypal
3 points
Physical Letter (Anywhere)
THIRD GOAL
150 POINTS
STOCKINGS
"W-wait, I'd have to put my arms down to take those off!"
Eveline stands embarrassed in just her panties and stockings, covering her breasts with her hands.
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Mal [filth edition] @draxoplasm.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Eugene prays for the strength to help him resist temptation and God grants him a horny dream instead 😇💦
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Mal [filth edition] @draxoplasm.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Luck is too horny to function, as usual 🍆
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Scarfulhu @scarfulhu.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I never feel like I'm in enemy territory more than when people say they hate Clara during a Doctor Who discussion.
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Ellen Rose @icklenellierose.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
A few people on my game announcements red flag vid are like “yeah and if they say the team is DIVERSE, it’ll be full of LGBT propaganda!” Do you really think the gaming lady with purple hair critiquing capitalism is going to agree with you on that one? Lol. Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💜
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