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Caliban Darklock

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Professor of badass, world's smartest juggalo, and enormous turbo weeb. He/him. Read my SubscribeStar - subscribestar.adult/cdarklock Follow me on Tumblr - www.tumblr.com/cdarklock Jump up my Discord - discord.gg/wgQrgzkw2A

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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 30/09/2026
Like it's a fairly constant bit
An old woman laughs as the subtitles read "I'll give you some herbs to help her conceive, too."
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 29/09/2026
You know, I have bought Pinball Storm: Lokanta before and refunded it, but this sale price is worth it. I would pay $0.75 for this.
A Steam sale price of $0.75 cents marked down from $5.39 next to an "Add to Cart" button
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 29/09/2026
I was thinking this guy because I am old
The counter attendant from the early 1980s Wendy's commercial that included the iconic line "parts is parts."
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 29/09/2026
It could be worse. They could have given you Grubhub face
That horrible 3D rendered Grubhub mascot leering like a moron
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 27/09/2026
MIa Rodriguez is the most honest person ever
Part of me wanna to do stupid shit; gotta admit, I'm a hypocrite; I like it way better than being on the side of it -- I'm a psycho, loving it.
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 27/09/2026
Lilith spattered with blood and adorned with Harmonia's necklace
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 27/09/2026
THE STARS PREDICT DISASTER IN HER BASTARD WAYS
The Lament configuration opening
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 27/09/2026
The Dutch angle is subtly introduced here but does its job well
Carl tries to reach Kat through the wall, the image canted about 30 degrees to the right for added tension
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 27/09/2026
This movie keeps reminding me of Hellraiser II: Hellbound. I feel like at the centre of it all is Leviathan.
The mazes of hell under Leviathan in Hellraiser II
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 27/09/2026
This was a great example of the movie being incredibly good, I was freaked out and fucked up from what I saw in the tree room but also when he came in here I could SMELL the chlorine and the mildew on top of looking at this obscene and impossible face molded into the tile. Masterful. Absolute peak.
A tiled shower room or bathroom or pool room or something with a face sculpted into the corner. A black square of missing tile leads into blackness next to it. The individual tiles are sculpted to the shape of the face, impossibly, that is not how tiles work at all. It is very very wrong on a fundamental level
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 27/09/2026
That long blood trail telling you just how bad it's going to be. But you won't see it. They won't show you. They know better. They HIDE THE SHARK.
A long trail of blood on the floor of the backrooms
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 27/09/2026
This scene is SO FUCKING TENSE. I want COMMENTARY. I want to know MORE. I want to know about how this was scripted and how this was shot and who made which decisions and why.
Bobby is trying to avoid being pulled down the shaft in the backrooms as Carl and Kat try to hold him
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 27/09/2026
I love this. I love it so much. So many "what the FUCK" moments and you never actually find out what the fuck. Like what the fuck is going on here. What the entire fuck is this. What does it mean. We never dig any deeper into it, we just see this shit and then it's gone and never mentioned again
A doorframe in the floor of the backrooms, filled with concrete, with dry dead grass sticking up through the edge
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 27/09/2026
There is a PERSON in the laundry and we just NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT
The pile of laundry in the backrooms, with a person's head half protruding from it
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 27/09/2026
Really appreciate how Bobby calls out the smell in the laundry room to make you think about it. Like I don't know about everyone else but once he said "it fucking stinks down here" I didn't just immediately get what it would smell like, I never STOPPED thinking about the smell wherever they went
A pile of laundry in the backrooms
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 27/09/2026
I am not sure whether Kat is hot. I mean she's not NOT hot. But... am I just seeing the resenmblance to Huong Le? There certainly IS some, and I simp hard for Huong Le.
Lukita Maxwell as Kat in Backrooms, a pretty young Southeast Asian woman with black hair and dark brown eyes.Huong Le, a strikingly gorgeous young Chinese woman with black hair and almost luminous light brown eyes
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 27/09/2026
I do not think enough people have distinctly and deliberately appreciated the passage of Kat into the backrooms at about 47:25
Lukita Maxwell as Kat in Backrooms, walking through the wall into the backrooms for the first time
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 27/09/2026
Well I mean
A man in a pink, short-sleeved button up shirt, unbuttoned, over a white t-shirt. He is wearing headphones and singing into a large microphone with one hand raised
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 25/09/2026
Well you know what I am doing this morning
An HBOMax banner over the entry for "Backrooms," labeled as "Streaming Premiere - R 2026 Drama"
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 25/09/2026
Nick Beggs does not get enough love, the man could PLAY
Nick Beggs of Kajagoogoo with his insane smile under his insane floofy blonde hair
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 25/09/2026
Darth Vader lamenting his fate as the infamous subtitle reads "Do not want"
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 23/09/2026
Tommy Tuberville be like
Phil Hartman in his "Unfrozen Cavemen Lawyer" guise, reminding a jury "Your world frightens and confuses me"
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 23/09/2026
Hey YouTube why the FUCK are hour-plus preroll ads even a thing in the first place
A "sponsored" ad for "Master Digital Printing" -- 2 of 2 -- showing the ad 37 seconds into a 1:01:57 runtime
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 22/09/2026
"24 skills people over 40 learned that nobody uses anymore" -- I think people still use this one
A screen clipping, "7. I can make a pipe out of a soda can (to smoke weed)."
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 22/09/2026
Wow even windowed mode doesn't play nice, but at least I can do something with it. I seem to have gotten farther in this game than I remembered
A "General Information" tab showing the character at level 129
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 22/09/2026
Time to try and figure this shit out again. I should have an easier time of it now, given that I've been playing the sequel a lot lately
A Steam "Download Complete" notification for Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 22/09/2026
I feel like I have to go back and replay the original DD:DA to speak intelligently on the second one. Look I am not like a professional game reviewer or anything but I do take my opinions on games seriously
The Steam library banner for Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen, with a "PAUSE" button next to a status message saying "DOWNLOADING: 6% complete"
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 22/09/2026
I get to see my girl again ♥️
Huong Le, the homeless panhandler in the underbelly of Starfield's Neon,  a stunningly gorgeous young Chinese women with ebon hair and strikingly beautiful almost-luminous light brown eyes.
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 22/09/2026
I was thinking of a different movie, because this is totally what all those tech bros are doing every night
Sean Chapman as Frank Cotton in "Hellraiser," shirtless and sweaty in a square of candles, diligently solving the Lament Configuration
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 22/09/2026
3-6-9, THE GOOSE DRANK WINE, THE MONKEY CHEWED TOBACCO ON THE STREETCAR LINE
A Starfield level up notification for level 369
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 22/09/2026
Well Yom Kippur is over and I have eaten and had a cup of coffee so you know what else I've been starving for all day
The Starfield logo
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 20/09/2026
Joey Trebbiani from "Friends" giving his trademark line "How YOU doin'?"
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 20/09/2026
I would go on to play Zork and Advent later, which were technically earlier games, but this was the one that grabbed me.
The Scott Adams "Pirate Adventure" game box
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 19/09/2026
It's definitely not a game for EVERYONE, but
A Steam library entry for Starfield showing 5,425 hours played
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 19/09/2026
Also I think I am on the right track for the medusa's lair
The player casually regards a stone statue of a kneeling person at the side of the road
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 19/09/2026
Closing in on the end of the vocation grind, only Mystic Spearhand and Warfarer left.
A "Rank Max" notification for Jasper over the Magick Archer vocation icon
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 19/09/2026
Me when i want to play Starfield
A harlequin in festive Mardi Gras regalia, holding a flaming goblet of deep red liquor, captioned "Disappear in the heavy glare of neon"
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 19/09/2026
Belial from the classic B movie "Basket Case"
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 19/09/2026
Share a romantic horror film... 🫶🏻
The 1987 poster for Clive Barker's "Hellraiser" with Pinhead holding the Lament Configuration next to the line "Demon to some. Angel to others." The tagline for the title is "He'll tear your soul apart."
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 19/09/2026
Omni-Man announces "That's the neat part, you don't."
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 18/09/2026
Now my pawn is slutty tho
A young woman wearing a witch hat and a leather bustier with a black leather coat. Beside her stands a petite elven girl wearing less than Leeloo in "The Fifth Element"
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 18/09/2026
Unfortunately I don't look as slutty now. Still slutty. But not AS slutty.
A pale-skinned man with long hair and a neatly-trummed goatee in dark eyeshadow and bright red lipstick, wearing a fairly pedestrian dark green brocade doublet
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 18/09/2026
Back to a sensible vocation at last
A Steam achievement notification for Dragon's Dogma II, "Arrows and Incantations: Changed your vocation to magick archer."
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 18/09/2026
WELL THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH OF THAT SHIT
A Dragon's Dogma II vocation status display, showing Trickster at maximum rank
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 18/09/2026
That fight took OVER TWENTY MINUTES. Most of it spent reviving my damn pawns
A post-battle status report showing +7799 XP and +414 Dcp
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 18/09/2026
This fight is TENSE. I am a trickster with no advanced skills. I can do NO DAMAGE AT ALL.
A fight with a dragon, nearly concluded: all three support pawns are at less than a quarter maximum health, well into the red, and the dragon itself is on the last quarter of its last health bar
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 18/09/2026
The dragon is casually sleeping through our fight with the cyclops, which is good news I guess
A sleeping dragon rests under a rapidly-depleting health metre for another boss monster, the player character casually standing nearby
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 17/09/2026
Every time.
A four panel comic by Alex Norris. 

A group of grey figures announce "You do not fit in here" to three pink figures

The three pink figures sit in a little yellow box, saying "okay we will make our own place"

The grey figures demand "why are you excluding us" as the three pink figures say "oh no"

The grey figures, now occupying the yellow box with the pink figures, announce "you do not fit in here"
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 17/09/2026
Gritting my teeth and getting this over with
A Steam achievement notification for Dragon's Dogma II, "Trickster of the Trade: Changed your vocation to trickster."
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 17/09/2026
I have maxed out my Sorceror vocation, without buying a single skill for it beyond the starting setup Time to start on the hybrid vocations, I'll begin with Trickster to get it out of the way because I hear it sucks
A status display for a Dragon's Dogma II character's vocation, showing the first six vocations -- Fighter, Archer, Mage, Thief, Warrior, and Sorceror -- at max level and the remaining four (Mystic Spearhand, Magick Archer, Trickster, and Warfarer) still at level 1. On the right side of the screen, the current vocation of Sorceror has only High Flagration equipped, along with the core skills of Magick Bolt, Galvanize, Magick Barrier, Quickspell, and Levitate but no augments at all.
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