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Richard

@darklighter.bsky.social
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Code monkey. Padres baseball sufferer. Comic book lover.

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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 12h
matt shaw feeling comfortable doing this while playing in chicago is wild. would be cool to see him get the treatment the giants media and fans gave to their bigots for far less.
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 13h
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Singing Billy Bass Animatronic Fish
ALT: Singing Billy Bass Animatronic Fish
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 14h
have stammen and Preller been fired yet
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Even if there’s a ninth inning miracle, you’ve gotta fire Preller and Stammen. Nothing about this roster or management has made a lick of sense.
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Manfred with a gun to Wainwright’s head making him say there will be baseball next year
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Padres showing members of the ‘98 team during the stretch because the next time there’s baseball here will be in two years when they celebrate the 30 years of mediocrity since then
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why are Musgrove and Morgan even on this roster?
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We just not gonna talk about the umps gifting the Brewers a lead off triple on a foul ball?
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She’s good luck!
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love doing this
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@booksandbows.bsky.social Melany Jumbotron appearance mid inning
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
6 pitches. Give it up for the living antithesis of nominative determinism, Walker Buehler.
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Some idiots, sure
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Alex Morgan throwing the first pitch has got to be good mojo, right?
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm having a good experience and they've been really receptive to feedback. But I get it.
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Neon Ichiban is pretty good
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rantmo (he/him) @rantmo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
PROFESSOR XAVIER IS A JERK!
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just played it for the first time recently and I was already ten hours in as a femme V when I found out Panam is straight?!
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We don’t deserve her
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Baseball is bad for your health
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t understand these bullpen moves at all
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
FS1 crew talking about this being a big moment for Tom deLonge when he’s literally led the stadium in the singalong during the playoffs before
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Even PCA thinks he went.
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Because AJ Preller is either insane or stupid or both
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We’ve replaced Dustin Harris with a mannequin. Let’s see if anyone notices.
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fucking Harris
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank god for the Brewers defense
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Harris has been nothing but dead weight this series
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pulling a pitcher mid count feels like it should be illegal
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, I’m wearing a Padres cap, jersey, shirt, socks, and shoes despite watching at home, so… not great on the normal front
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Manny clutch?!
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trying to stay calm and be normal.
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Contreras wasting a challenge on the first pitch is incredible
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is good but fails to acknowledge Enya’s impact on crossword puzzles. Enya walked so Rita Ora could run.
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jd for Safe Streets 🎃🚸 @thedirte.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
With all the money you save by not owning a car, you can literally rent a car whenever you want. It's a very inexpensive and easy thing to do.
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You say this like that’s not on brand
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bluesky will suspend you just for saying Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg are monsters who deserve the death penalty for their crimes
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Christ. Some sloppy ass baseball today and yesterday. Can’t really say this team deserves to advance.
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fire Stammen
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NO.
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THAT’S TWO
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just over here hyperventilating
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trust the pen
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tatis fast!
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean, if they come true there’s gonna be some pain
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Read that in this cadence.
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Chris Trager: Stop Pooping!
ALT: Chris Trager: Stop Pooping!
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Richard @darklighter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh hell yes. Give King more breathing room.
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