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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith

@darkhuel.bsky.social
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Reader📓; Writer✍🏾; lover of logic🧲, food🥡,& fun; Him/Master/Zaddy🙄; Bear-Dragon🐾. Goal(s): publish my stories📢; The most evil being👿 (knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption=evil) Writing genres: Fantasy (sword & sorcery), erotica (comedic & smut)

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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Whoa! Seems I missed the ticker😢. This quiet account, documenting my #journey to #authorship, a #motivator towards #writing #dedication, has reached 🎉over 100 #Followers🎉! My most monumentally moist and stunningly sincere #gratitude is offered to each of you who've made this happen. #Thankyou
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
20 days 20 books. #1book/day. 1 book that means something to you. 1 book that lives in your #soul No order/description/fanfare. This #quest hits me in my #feels Day 20/20 #writingcommunity #Books #Twilight #authors #BlueskyBookClub #writing #amwriting #writers #quest #lol #🤣 #NoContext #vomit
The book shown is "Twilight" by Stephanie Meyer. 

Black backdrop two caucasianoid hands gently offering an organic red apple towards the viewer. Author's name and title in white lettering.
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Pre-pillow ponderance my mental-mind managed: Should my pants be ablaze🤔😞 I've stood, sat, and've laid asleep. Never have I fallen to such; yet I continually confess to do so😢. #writers #writersky #booksky #showerthoughts #sleepisspecial #bvm #WhyAmILikeThis #PPP #oops #liar #PantsOnFire
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I've experienced this often enough to consider it a rule 🤠. This is why, #Ibelieve, #writing, #literature, history, #anthropology, and preserving and allowing free access to #libraries is such a crucial requisite to #society. Without the study of #history, we are doomed to repeat it 😑. #reading
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
20 days 20 books. #1book/day. 1 book that means something to you. 1 book that lives in your #soul No order/description/fanfare. This #quest hits me in my #feels Day 19/20 #writingcommunity #Books #philosophy #authors #BlueskyBookClub #amreading #writing #amwriting #writers #quest #Jokes #lol #🤣
Title: totally gross jokes volume 2. Red background with burnished silver lettering.
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
20 days 20 books. #1book/day. 1 book that means something to you. 1 book that lives in your #soul No order/description/fanfare. This #quest hits me in my feels Day 18/20 #writingcommunity #Books #philosophy #BlueskyBookClub #amreading #writing #amwriting #writers #quest #KnowledgeIsPower
Power/Knowledge by Michel Foucault
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
20 days 20 books. #1book/day. 1 book that means something to you. 1 book that lives in your #soul No order/description/fanfare. This #quest hits me in my feels Day 17/20 #writingcommunity #Books #Fantasy #BlueskyBookClub #amreading #writing #amwriting #writers #childrensbook #quest #fiction #love
Book title is "if you give a mouse a cookie". 
Green backdrop with white paper sporting red crayon title. Picture of an anthropomorphic mouse in overalls cheerfully holding a cookie. Written by Laura Numeroff. Illustrated by Felicia Bond.
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Not sure why the book image didn't post, but it's this one. #writingcommunity #books #rlstine #blueskybookclub #amreading #authors #authorsky #writing #amwriting #writers #quest #fiction
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
📢 #Announcement I've decided on the #firstbook of my 20 book goal for this year! I'll be producing a collection of my #poetry!🎉 My goal isn't to 🤮 #20books in 12 months, but to polish #WiPs I've #curated, & take that step to being #published🥹 Updates and release notes to come. #bvm #author #writers
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
20 days 20 books. #1book/day. 1 book that means something to you. 1 book that lives in your #soul. No order/description/fanfare. This #quest has me in my feels Day 16/20 #writingcommunity #Books #Fantasy #BlueskyBookClub #amreading #AuthorSky #writing #amwriting #writers #urban #quest #fiction
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
20 days 20 books. #1book/day. 1 book that means something to you. 1 book that lives in your #soul. No order/description/fanfare. This #quest has me in my feels Day 15/20 #writingcommunity #Books #rlstine #BlueskyBookClub #amreading #AuthorSky #writing #amwriting #writers #gaming #quest #fiction
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
An interesting idea to make prerequisite for adulthood. I speak with certainty; had I entombed the development of this world, & myriad stories within, during my adolescence, there'd be a different man before you now. #inspirational #witty #writersky #Booksky #fiction #BookLovers #WritingCommunity
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
20 days 20 books. 1 book/day. 1 book that means something to you. 1 book that lives in your soul. No order/description/fanfare. Mem. Ln. is an nice stroll Day 14/20 #writingcommunity #Books #l.a.r.p #BlueskyBookClub #amreading #AuthorSky #writing #amwriting #writers #gaming #larp #quest #fiction
The book is "Mind's Eye Theater's — Werewolf: the Apocalypse" 
The book is a mottled purple and dark blue, which splatters of gold, black, and gray. In the lower right quadrant there is a third-dimensional image of a wolf's-head mask, carved from what appears to be cherry wood, which has been burnished and stained with a chocolate brown tint. Accenting the mask is a red ragged claw scratch over the left eye
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
20 days 20 books. 1 book/day. 1 book that means something to you. 1 book that lives in your soul. No order/description/fanfare. May just continue pass 20! Day 13/20 #writingcommunity #Books #Romance #BlueskyBookClub #amreading #AuthorSky #writing #amwriting #writers #blueskyblackwriters #fiction
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Ha!
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
20 days 20 books. 1 book/day. 1 book that means something to you. 1 book that lives in your soul. No order/description/fanfare. This is an awesome quest!! Day 12/20 #writingcommunity #Books #BookSky #BlueskyBookClub #amreading #AuthorSky #writing #amwriting #writers #blueskyblackwriters #fiction
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
This nugget, as with others he's offered from his repository, is exceedingly sound. Aside from the beloved😑 #cliffhanger, one must not give away everything in every chapter. Give yourself a reason to keep #writing, and your audience a reason to #KeepReading. #writingtips #advice #sageadvice #authors
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
20 days 20 books. 1 book/day. 1 book that means something to you. 1 book that lives in your soul. No order/description/fanfare. This is an awesome quest!! Day 11/20 #writingcommunity #Books #BookSky #BlueskyBookClub #amreading #AuthorSky #writing #amwriting #writers #blueskyblackwriters #fiction
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
*Read the quoted poem*, then follow these instructions: Picture Morgan Freeman and read the following in his voice. "And no truer thing was said that day." #poems #writers #amwriting #blueskypoetry #writingtips #lifehack #writercommunity #writingcommunity #inspiratoinal #goodvibes #quotes
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Pre-pillow ponderance my mental-mind managed: Am I alone in suffering—having a story rooted in my heart, composed of dissatisfied experiences—to find a story that covers what I'd constructed? #writers #writersky #booksky #showerthoughts #sleepisspecial #alliteration #bvm #whyamilikethis #PPP #oops
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
A thought engaging read. While tailored toward advertising, it's wisdom incarnate—a premise I take to heart. The right words matter, so much so I've found myself pausing during conversations to find that one which. . .encapsulates the needed concept. #amwriting #writingtip #author #writers #bvm
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Once I make it to #querying phase— which I intend this year—I'd like to do the same. Not necessarily for #transparency, but to inform and incite others new to #theprocess. Stay true to yourself. #Goals #writercommunity #writersky #authorsky #authorcommunity #amwriting #bvm #writers #blueskywriters
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Pre-pillow ponderance my mental-mind managed: Did Oscar Meyer's jiggle, "My bologna has a first name", kickstart Jeffrey Dhamer's fascination for fresh-fleeced flesh? #writers #writersky #cannibal #booksky #realcrime #showerthoughts #sleepisspecial #alliteration #bvm #whyamilikethis #trending #oops
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Isn't that the Roseanne Barr defense? Haha, I fully understand what you mean though. I'm sure we've all put out a few sleep deprived texts or posts. Hope you get your rest, friend. #writers #writersky #authors #authorsky #amwritting #bvm #beautyineverything #sleepisspecial #insomnia #lifesux
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
20 days 20 books. 1 book/day. 1 book that means something to you. 1 book that lives in your soul. No order/description/fanfare. I'm loving this quest! Day 10/20 #writingcommunity #Books #BookSky #BskyBookClub #amreading #AuthorSky #writing #amwriting #blueskywriters #blueskyblackwriters #fiction
"The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires" 

Two peaches in a branch, with one sporting typical vampire bite which has what appears to be blood seeping from it. 
The image sits on a foundation of the author's name, Grady Hendrix. 

Overall it is a colorfully striking image with the vibrant orange red and yellow of the peaches, with the bright green of the leaves, on an 11:59 black background. In the opper right corner, in less bold print, it mentions that the book is a New York Times Best Seller.
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
20 days 20 books. 1 book/day. 1 book that means something to you. 1 book that lives in your soul. No order/description/fanfare. I'm loving this quest! Day 9/20 #writingcommunity #Books #BookSky #BskyBookClub #amreading #AuthorSky #writing #amwriting #blueskywriters #blueskyblackwriters #fiction
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
📢To those who've shown interest in this account, I apologize for not being fruitful the past few days, 😞. Life's been lifing, work hours extended and morale depleted. That said, I'll endeavor to uphold this social contract we've made, and be back in the ball. #writers #writersblock #writersky #bvm
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
20 days 20 books. 1 book/day. 1 book that means something to you. 1 book that lives in your soul. No order/description/fanfare. I'm loving this quest! Day 8/20 #writingcommunity #Books #BookSky #BskyBookClub #amreading #AuthorSky #writing #amwriting #blueskywriters #blueskyblackwriters #fiction
DC, green lantern, the power of ion.
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I keep forgetting Socrates is the source of this wonderfully inspirational, and easily implemented quote. Kudos to @klkchristensen.bsky.social for the apt visual. #booksky #books #inspiration #quotes #writers #writercommunity #writersky #blueskywriters #profound #WIP #youcandoit #writersblock
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Thought-blossoms jostled by fae-wing-crafted eddies, provokes potent pollen which waltz with notably deprived—near destitute—now dilated imagination. The challenge/quest caught my eye. The excerpt, my imagination. #writers #writingcommunity #writingprompt #amwriting #poetry #blueskywriters #fantasy
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I can, will, and do! My foray into commissioned writing was just that. Lonely housewives who felt they weren't in a loving relationship with their spouse working/traveling abroad. Many paid to have shorts crafted where their spouse met some demise, and themselves true love. . .with smut. #writers
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
20 days 20 books. 1 book/day. 1 book that means something to you. 1 book that lives in your soul. No order/description/fanfare. I'm loving this quest! Day 7/20 #writingcommunity #Books #BookSky #BskyBookClub #amreading #AuthorSky #writing #amwriting #blueskywriters #blueskyblackwriters #fiction
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I find this so true. A lot of my time, working on my BIG novel, is spent collating different aspects of the worldbuilding. A shopkeep mentioned a snippet of backstory, so,of course I have to flesh that out in case the story heads that direction,🤣 #amwriting #writersky #bvm #indie #authors #writers
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Re:Nato2303 @akanato2303.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
#writingcommunity A friendly reminder to save your work reglur... regural... reglurar... relugarl... AS OFTEN AS YOU CAN !!! #writershumor 😏
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
20 days 20 books. 1 book/day. 1 book that means something to you. 1 book that lives in your soul. No order/description/fanfare. Not fanfare—explanation! "Avatar Series"=5📚; they've to be viewed as a whole! Day 6/20 #writingcommunity #Books #BookSky #BskyBookClub #amreading #AuthorSky #writing
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Saw this & ventured to do the same. The "idea" doc/folder/note we have on our phones. . .mine has little under 1,500 words; all comprised of one or two sentence entries. #writers #writing #WIP #writercommuniy #authors #writingprompt #phonegarage #writersky #authorsky #booksky #blueskywriters
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
20 days 20 books. 1 book/day. 1 book that means something to you. 1 book that lives in your soul. No order/description/fanfare. I'm loving this quest; Refreshing my memory with books that changed my life. Day 5/20 #writingcommunity #Books #BookSky #BskyBookClub #amreading #AuthorSky #writing
JLA- JUSTICE LEAGUE of America. Graphic novel. The Batman stands amidst his fallen allies.
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Likely, quite obviously, the post I deleted was intended for a different conversation. I apologize for the mix up and Any feelings they may have inspired.
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
. . .something with a sweet smell of cinnamon, basil, and the faint scent of yeast. *END* Yes, Lesson learned. Next time I'll just add a link to a free hosted text file.
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
pearls that spanned the spectrum of color ranging from crystal-clear water, to iridescent midnight. However, what flummoxed her the most was ten minutes into her petrification, the door reappeared, opened, shut and left behind a baby-size loaf. A baby-size berry-studded loaf of...
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Rihneis stood transfixed as the door closed, and faded from sight. A terrifying aberration that hops worlds, to asks for sugar. . .like a timid neighbor; and leaves behind a bucket. A big bucket. A veritable dumpster-sized bucket, overflowing with alien Sand dollars, and pearls; (...)
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Its armtrills—three of them—lowered, put the five 20lbs sacks of raw, brown, and processed granulated sugar in its much-too large-for-a-human bowl. It cavitated again, turned, and slurked inside the giant door, the swirling seafloor colors dissolved all but the beign's silhouette of filtered shadow.
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
the fault and benefit of compassion versus debt settlement. She reached the bowl. The aberration. . .stood? She pointed to the bowl. Pointed to the alien. To the cart. The alien. Door. The bulk that surrounded the nodules. . .cavitated? (...)
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
for what would happen, if it stayed. Rihneis returned pushing a cart. She bit big chunks of breath from the air before her, to keep her brain from spoiling, and consciousness firmly in grasp. Her mind and heart continued their deplorable debate. They deceived. Declared and decried(...)
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
No more time had passed than it took the aberration to inflate and discharge it's side-mounted breath pods four times, than the fast wikle-whack of a shopping cart with at least one mechadivergent wheel, pimpslapped silence, kicked it from it's soapbox, and instilled a visceral fear in it, (...)
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
The alien's nodules pulled forward as the woman's fast fleeing form faltered from view. A leaf-rustling vibration rumbled from its agreeably not-dry body. A sigh. It's bowl was placed on the ground before it, and it's mass shrank, a couple folds in its form made apparent. (...)
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
her finger pushed pass her plump-pressed-flat sound-hole-flaps. Her eyes unsheathed. Her elbows bent, her palms faced forward and emphatically pressed the air. She had gambled. She has won. She unpawned her abilities, and she ran. (...)
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
A finger—a possible sacrifice—moistened itself in her mouth. . .and stretched out to the fist-sized diamonds that shook, rattled, and rolled before her. They touched. First contact. Before reason, which she'd just plucked from the ground where it had been resting, could convey counter conduct, (...)
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
It's armtrill drew closer to Rihneis and the bowl—that she could bathe in—shook like an old tin can in the hand of the homeless. A ball of air climbed it's way up Rihneis' diaphragm, rushed past her throat, and escaped through her nose as a bemusedly exasperated sigh.
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Woefully Whimsical Wordsmith @darkhuel.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Her half-sheathed eyes climbed the armtrill, up the alien's viscous-coated, mayhaps viscus-armored abdomen, to it's drip-plopping nodules. Her chin left center several times. The shoulders of the aberration rose and dropped a foot, settling a little lower than they once were. (...)
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