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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺)

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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
airlines, stop being greedy and make NORMAL distances between the seats. I do believe people should be able to recline on long-haul flights but not to the point that it heavily impedes on a passenger behind. wishing the dude who was in front of me a very pleasant fucking jet lag. hate air travel.
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hot take which shouldn't be hot: men should be taking women's surnames instead of the other way round. y'all don't even understand the sheer crazy of bureaucracy when it comes to changing your surname. or at least it shouldn't be considered weird that the woman doesn't want to change her surname.
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
people of all nations - if you feel the dire need to travel while sick, please wear a mask and sanitize your hands after you cough into them and blow your nose if you are going to touch things other people will touch right after you - like the fucking fingerprint scanner at the border control.
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
me going completely off topic in private chats to casually drop fun facts about snakes (or some other animals of interest) is kinda weird and I'm sorry anyway, we should stop demonizing creatures based on their leg quantity🐍
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a German: talking about the dangers of AfD and how they are a far-right party Americans in the comments: 'no you are wrong your country is currently governed by the far-left, AfD is a moderate party' of course AfD are a moderate political party for Americans. trump is moderate for you pillocks.
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm gonna test positive for heroin if I keep eating this many poppy seed pastries. as a side note, this is the only appropriate poppy seed to dough ratio.
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(to preface, am leftist, am pro-Palestine, just not a hypocrite): why are (a lot of but thankfully not all) Western leftists so hypocritical? for people who preach about empathy, your empathy towards war victims certainly seems to depend on something and I can't pin down - what exactly?
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UNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 24/09/2026
🤯 An unexploded Russian missile landed directly in the courtyard of a residential area during the latest attack on Kyiv.
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
fucker will blame everyone for his own failures and disasters. Biden, Ukraine, EU - anyone. aside from his own dumb self.
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
people who call 2 minutes before call center closes - fuck you. you've had the entire fucking day to call. if it was up to me, I would just set the queues to close at least 5 min before call center closes but it's 'bAd cUsToMeR sErViCe'. agents shouldn't have to stay later cos your ass was too lazy.
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
can we normalize people getting straight to the point instead of messaging 'hi' and waiting for my 'hi, how can I help?' to tell me what they want from me? I know you are not messaging me to ask how I'm doing today (poorly), so get straight to the point, or I'm ignoring you until you do.
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
з Днем Незалежності, ненько 🥹
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Margo Gontar @margogontar.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Already 3 killed, 20 wounded by Russian missile attack on Kyiv
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
why do I find it incredibly cute when animals chew food loudly but want to do bad things to humans who do that?
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
it always makes me laugh when I see Americans claim that Ukraine is massively corrupt, that US shouldn't help Ukraine cos of corruption in Ukraine. it makes me laugh cos it just shows their sheer stupidity. US is one of the most corrupt countries in the world - you are up there with Russia.
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Russia killed or injured more civilians in Ukraine in July 2026 than in any month since March 2022. We need air defense, it is not a whim. We need it to save lives.
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
oh geez, this is legitimately the most sub zero temperature IQ take I've seen in a while and that's saying something. not even going to censor the username cos he obviously is not ashamed, he typed it with his own hands.
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
me watching the plumbers pull my overflowing toilet to access the sewer line to clear the blockage caused by a tree root because there is no sewer line clean out in this building. as if having my neighbours' shit going up my bathtub drain was not insulting enough.
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UNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 04/08/2026
🚨BREAKING: Kyiv comes under heavy air assault as Russia launches over 30 ballistic missiles. united24media.com/war-in-ukrai...
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Kyiv Under Heavy Air Assault Following Launch of Over 30 Ballistic Missiles
Kyiv came under a massive ballistic strike as over 30 missiles were launched. Emergency teams responded to a hit in the Obolonskyi district.
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Margo Gontar @margogontar.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
AMMONIA LEAK IN KYIV CAUSED BY RUSSIAN MISSILE AND DRONE ATTACK emergency services going to the site ,
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
feeling total fear, emptiness, despair.
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UNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 01/08/2026
🔴 BREAKING: Russian forces struck a minibus in the Dnipro region with an FPV drone, injuring seven people, including a 16-year-old boy. Rescue workers and police evacuated the victims to a hospital. Two people are reported to be in critical condition.
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Painful footage of a fire at a book warehouse in Kharkiv. After a Russian strike, rescuers are still fighting the fire. ​Up to half a million textbooks for 4th to 9th grades were stored there, intended to be distributed across the country, along with over a million books from the "KnyhoLand"
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
the sound of microslop teams notifications is going to come to my nightmares, I'm pretty sure. as if having dreams about processing tickets was not enough.
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
There was an awful russian missile attack on Kyiv tonight. There are photos and videos of a burning apartment building, cars on fire, and dead bodies in the street...
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Kyiv right now after russian missile attack ‼️
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
fucking hate microslop teams
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
my spectrum of emotions this week.
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
'we are proud to not use seed oils at this establishment so we deep fry our fries in beef tallow' *cries in vegetarian* please, do not demonize seed oils.
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
thank you microslop teams for making this case of Monday terminal. no, thanks to the person who decided to transition to this wonder of work communication without taking into account our entire division and needs.
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
corporate America, why are you like this
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Reviewbrah's Immeasurable Disappointment Meme
ALT: Reviewbrah's Immeasurable Disappointment Meme
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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Guys there’s an important fundraiser for FPV drones for the 80th brigade. They’re quite pricey but I believe in our collective power and invite all of you to join to make more ruski equipment go boom. There’s 20k left to collect!! dzygaspaw.com/thread-of-fi...
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
England, you can't lose to France, I'm counting on you.
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
so we can't eat raw veggies without an increased risk of shitting our souls out for weeks now, huh. is that what 'Make America Healthy Again' means? damn, I think the current administration and ordinary folk have different definitions of healthy.
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
really wanted to chat with someone but everyone is either already asleep or has not woken up yet. decided to chat with myself. it was a good chat, I'm a good conversationist.
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
literally every day for like a month at this point
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
my chinchilla when begging for treats: '🥺mother, I am but skin and bones🥺'
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
2nd night in a row that I have strange dreams about air travel.
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UNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 02/07/2026
🚨 UPD: At least 27 killed and 91 injured in Russian attack on Kyiv.
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Oksii ✚ 🇺🇦 @oksii33.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Fellas, urgent fundraiser👉👈
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I wonder... all these people who hated on (sometimes annoying but otherwise endearing) Clippy back in the day, are y'all happily using Copilot now?
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
not even the liarest liar in the whole world can come up with a lie more lying than this.
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I have a crippling addiction to castelvetrano olives.
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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Pantsir is an emotional support air defense system
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Yoshiko Herrera @yoshikoherrera.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The bombing of the refinery in Moscow is really important as much for the massive smoke as the underlying damage. It is a highly visible symbol to the people in Moscow, which cannot be hidden by propaganda, that the war is costly to Russia and it’s coming to even to the them.
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
абсолютлі б'ютіфул
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
now most flights in the US look like this - delay after delay after delay after delay. prolly because there's like 2.5 people doing air traffic control at this point. made America great.
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
this is so beautiful
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
was so excited about TSA lifting the shoe rule just to find out that you still need to take doc martens off
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temna elphiyka ( ͡🇺🇦 ͜ʖ ͡🇪🇺) @darkelphiyka.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
(thoughts of someone who's had 3 sazeracs and a weed edible) civic is spelled the same backwards
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