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Dark Bird of the Universe

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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
What kind of pocsicle? I’m betting it was… fudge 😜
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Angus King isn’t a Democrat. He just caucuses with them like Bernie.
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I’ll believe it when I see it.
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Seems like elections matter afterall 🤯
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Well, it 2.8 IS lower…. 😜
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I was told there would be no math
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Raising Arizona
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Irregardless
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
So he actually has 2 fake accounts he talks to….
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
So why did she contact you first? Hmmn 😜
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
They will sing song of your deed this day!
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Then I know you’ll never be jealous of me….
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Well, obviously 🤯
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
What gave it away?
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Maybe getting a third asterisk next to his name will really be meaningful to him…. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Its binary….
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Hey… take it easy
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
She’s clearly… HIGH.
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
A nice idea… but no.
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
But enough about Hialeah….
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
They know. They’re just fucking hypocrites.
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
You seem like a globalist 🤷🏻‍♂️😜
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
You’re just too conspicuous. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Comedy gold ahead!
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
GET THE POPCORN!!!
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I can literally hear “utterly preposterous” in DWS voice 🤯 #killmenow
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I think there’s probably more important wrongs here than the age difference.
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I hope they cry us a river.
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
You’re a real Killjoy…. 😜
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Is it a cause for concern that I’m often directed to try again? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
What gave it away? 😜
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Just when I thought it was safe to go outside again….
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
What gave it away? 😜
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
WTF?!?!
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
But enough about Hialeah….
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The three spirits:
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
George Santos is still… on Earth?
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Alfaba is green! WTF?!?!
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
“What the hell was that noise?”
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
But falconry….
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Well, not yet anyway.
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Medical advances….
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
And his dad is back in the state senate. So we got that going for us.
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
We also need voters that pay attention.
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Your writing is my happy place.
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
That, or he just wants it because he thinks it’s closer to Santa’s workshop
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
He also is unaware that the Danish named it that so potential colonists wouldn’t know it’s actually an iceball
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
It’s technically an autonomous territory of Denmark. But I guess Trump thinks they should give it to us for strategic… sheep purposes 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Let’s not get bogged down in details.
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