Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 14/03/2025What kind of pocsicle? I’m betting it was… fudge 😜 010
Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Angus King isn’t a Democrat. He just caucuses with them like Bernie. 000
Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Seems like elections matter afterall 🤯 020
Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 01/01/2025I was told there would be no math 010
Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 30/12/2024So he actually has 2 fake accounts he talks to…. 000
Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 30/12/2024So why did she contact you first? Hmmn 😜 000
Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 30/12/2024They will sing song of your deed this day! 000
Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Then I know you’ll never be jealous of me…. 110
Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Maybe getting a third asterisk next to his name will really be meaningful to him…. 🤷🏻♂️ 000
Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024They know. They’re just fucking hypocrites. 000
Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024You’re just too conspicuous. 🤷🏻♂️ 010
Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024I can literally hear “utterly preposterous” in DWS voice 🤯 #killmenow 010
Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024I think there’s probably more important wrongs here than the age difference. 000
Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Is it a cause for concern that I’m often directed to try again? 🤷🏻♂️ 010
Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Just when I thought it was safe to go outside again…. 000
Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 24/12/2024George Santos is still… on Earth? 000
Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 23/12/2024And his dad is back in the state senate. So we got that going for us. 010
Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 23/12/2024We also need voters that pay attention. 000
Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 23/12/2024That, or he just wants it because he thinks it’s closer to Santa’s workshop 010
Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 23/12/2024He also is unaware that the Danish named it that so potential colonists wouldn’t know it’s actually an iceball 020
Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 23/12/2024It’s technically an autonomous territory of Denmark. But I guess Trump thinks they should give it to us for strategic… sheep purposes 🤷🏻♂️ 130
Dark Bird of the Universe @darkbirduniv.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Let’s not get bogged down in details. 010