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Dark Bidding on the Internet

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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 12h
When he says weird stuff like this or the shark/electrocution thing, does anyone else think there's some fucked up kernel of truth in there? Like some horrific story from his past and his addled brain is leaking out bits he's supposed to keep quiet?
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe they meant Shania Law?
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Dancing Shania Twain
Alt: Dancing Shania Twain
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump's Dick Sporting Goods
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Arrested Development: There Are Dozens Of Us
Alt: Arrested Development: There Are Dozens Of Us
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
For real, like how did this happen? Someone had to get him the dye. Did they get the wrong one and he didn't notice? Or did he decide at 80 to change up his beauty routine and no one will tell him it's weird? I'm really in weeds with this...
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Venn diagram with Dumbest Shit You've Ever Seen on the left and Most Evil Shit You've Ever Seen on the right and a line to the middle with You Are Here
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tim Curry in Legend pumpkin from many Halloweens ago. RIP you fantastic weirdo.
Tim Curry in Legend carved into a pumpkin
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Tim Curry: This makes me want to weep and then die
ALT: Tim Curry: This makes me want to weep and then die
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Brand name Adipose
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Adipose Hello
Alt: Weight loss drug Adipose from Doctor Who that was really alien babies hatching
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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South Park Satan: It's All About Me
Alt: South Park Satan: It's All About Me
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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What We Do In The Shadows Scare
Alt: What We Do In The Shadows Scare
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hey - elected dems who haven't yet commented on the passing of a man who was actively trying to overthrow democracy! There are 3 correct options here: 1. Say nothing 2. Say "my condolences to his family and friends" 3. Say "I've sent my condolensces privately"
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is all you needed to say. The 3 follow on posts are so fucking infuriating. I don't know why I keep being surprised by how feckless this brand of dems are.
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
On his way to the Nightmare Realm to run cover for a new demon...
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Bill Cipher and Gideon's Deal
Alt: Bill Cipher and Gideon's Deal
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Related question: would you want to find out first and get to share the news with everyone or find out by the 300 phone notifications of everyone you know texting?
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Footage of the conversation
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Legends Of Tomorrow: Nate Heywood's Fiery Entrance
Alt: Legends Of Tomorrow: Nate Heywood's Fiery Entrance
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
@sarajacobs.house.gov @schiff.senate.gov @padilla.senate.gov Flagging to my own CA congress people and asking - is anything like this in the works?
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If pro-democracy candidates win enough seats here's a list of prioritized actions we need to fix this bullshit (a thread): 1. End Citizens United 2. Expand SCOTUS 3. Change Voting Day to a weekend - make nat'l holiday 4. No PACs - individual donors only w/ limits 5. Single issue bills only 1/
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
When one of the two viable parties is pro-end-of-democracy, everyone else winds up on the other side. Maybe consider what these wins mean and adjust accordingly? Or keep doing the exact same thing so we end up with President Cthulhu in '28.
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Why does every side character in this hellscape look like a Dick Tracy villian?
Guy responsible for the current reflecting pool makeoverGuy responsible for terrorizing US citiesGuy responsible for shady behind the scenes dipshitteryGuy responsible for health making us all sicker
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Followed shortly by 1,000 bottles of Cool Blue Gatorade
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Baron Harkonnen from Dune graduating from 8th grade
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
BREAKING: Dr. Fünke’s 100 Percent Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution will not be performing at the Freedom 250 Great American State Fair
Dr Funke's band from Arrested Development
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
DIY Magic Potion Prop
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
DIY Haunted Mansion stretch paintings
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
DIY Ouija Board coffee table
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
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Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I'm pronouncing Bluesky a la Bluey and you can't tell me otherwise.
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