Darion Perry @darionperry07.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Yeah, because Dad would kill us if we raided his liquor cabinet... 100
Darion Perry @darionperry07.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Apparently, we're just "nobodies" that her latest unhealthy obsession can bulldoze on their way to the NextGen title... She's gonna find out the hard way that crow isn't as tasty as catnip... 100
Darion Perry @darionperry07.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Wow, sis... We haven't even had our first matches, and already you're getting under peoples' skins... Mom and Dad would probably say... good job. 100
Darion Perry @darionperry07.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Wait a minute.... I remember that story. Ohhh, boy. 000
Darion Perry @darionperry07.bsky.social · 19/04/2026And if Dad played WoW, he'd probably have something to say about that... 100
Darion Perry @darionperry07.bsky.social · 13/04/2026She also mentioned something about douchenozzle clowns... 110
Darion Perry @darionperry07.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Not a lot. Sorry about not getting back to you sooner, but it's been a whirlwind for my sister and me getting ready to make our debuts... 010
Darion Perry @darionperry07.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Right back atcha...media.tenor.coma man in a green shirt stands in a dark roomALT: a man in a green shirt stands in a dark room 000
Darion Perry @darionperry07.bsky.social · 11/04/2026You, innocent?media.tenor.coma man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie .ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie . 100
Darion Perry @darionperry07.bsky.social · 11/04/2026If people thought are parents were trouble, wait until they get a load of us! #NextGenerationDevastation 341
Darion Perry @darionperry07.bsky.social · 10/04/2026He wouldn't even let us LOOK at it for a month after that... 100
Darion Perry @darionperry07.bsky.social · 10/04/2026That would probably be best. You KNOW how he gets about us "borrowing" things without asking... 100
Darion Perry @darionperry07.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Suitable for peacocks and circus clowns, though... 100
Darion Perry @darionperry07.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I'm not sure whether to take that as a compliment or an insult... 100