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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s time
Image of a Halloween season store display of a sign in the style of skulls and bones that spells out “SPOOPY."
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Still image from the “Handcuffed" comedy skit where a cop kisses a robber he had been pursuing, showing a woman watching intently with a smile.
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It boggles my mind that @patagonia.com are being jerks when they could have been like JanSport and did a collab with a like-named queen.
Screenshot of Pride.com article titled “Jan Sport launches official collection with JanSport & it’s ADORABLE”, followed by an instagram post with drag queen Jan Sport on a purple background with JanSport logo and bags.
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
So weird that I see your post just a couple hours after seeing this little April Fools joke from a company that makes upgrades for consumer 3D printers.
An image of a post from X user Bondtech, who manufactures 3D printer upgrade parts. The text says, "Bondtech goes multicolor pasta, After years of perfecting flow control, it was only a matter of time.
Introducing the Bondtech PastaDriver™ – precision extrusion for spaghetti, tagliatelle, and penne. Clean layers, perfect texture, zero over-extrusion. Pasta. Engineered.” An image follows showing a 3D printer toolhead and nozzles with a “benchy” test object made of pasta.
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Ben Affleck smoking a cigarette while looking exasperated.
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Post a ship that's not #StarTrek or #StarWars
Starship Nell from “Battle Beyond the Stars."
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Reminds me of this meme...
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Hood ornament.
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Without saying Bohemian Rhapsody, fav Queen Song? Oh, this is hard, because I’ve been fortunate enough to perform a bunch of them as an Atlanta Gay Men’s Chorus member along with Yacht Rock Schooner, one of our local bands, on a few occasions. Don’t Stop Me Now, maybe?
Yacht Rock Schooner and Members of the Atlanta Gay Men’s Chorus perform “The Best Damn Queen Show Ever” at Variety Playhouse in 2024. The stage is illuminated with blue and purple lights, and the chorus is behind the band.
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
My timeline here...
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I took a couple of pics while I marched in the Atlanta #HandsOff rally yesterday.
A view from the vantage point of a marcher of Peachtree Street in Atlanta, Georgia, filled with protestors carrying signs in the Hands Off rally on April 5, 2025.A picture of protesters holding signs in front of the Georgia State Capitol in Atlanta, during the Hands Off rally on April 5, 2025.A view of the Georgia State MARTA station filled with protestors waiting for the train during the Hands Off rally on April 5, 2025.
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
She really said not to turn on each other, after she said we need to throw the LGBTQ+ community under the bus. Nah, sis.
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
It’s Tumblr Pasta night!
Pasta sauce and pasta cooking on a stove, with an empty can of Cento crushed tomatoes nearby.A bowl of pasta with parmesan, and a glass of of red wine on a white table with a placemat of a butterly pattern fabric.Tumblr pasta recipe text: "hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?” with comments “one sec imma try this” followed by “HOLY SHIIIITTTTT”.
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Snow again.
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I’m old LOL
An Atari 2600 console with joystick.
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? Yaaaaaaasss!
The cast of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds on the bridge of the Enterprise, in the finale of the episode “Subspace Rhapsody.”
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Sorry, can’t work.
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Dude… you just told them how to circumvent your systems.
The current controversies reveal weaknesses in the clarity of our Community Guidelines and failures in our communications. This has led to understandable confusion about how we interpret our guidelines. We need to be more transparent - without revealing to bad actors how to circumvent our systems.We do not currently take action on accounts that share Bluesky screenshots with commentary, unless that commentary violates our Guidelines. We will take action when someone's private information is shared without their consent, but only when it is personally identifiable and verifiable in-app.
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Looks like they’re hiding the counts now since they were being pummeled.
Screenshot of UnitedHealth Group Facebook post regarding death of its CEO, showing that counts for reactions are now hidden.
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Lilith Fair gay also! That reminds me that I need to get all this art on the wall...
Photo of a stack of unhung artwork leaning against a wall, with a poster for the Lilith Fair festival featured.
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Basic spread but good. Not shown: pie! (NYT Maple Nutmeg Cream pie)
Thanksgiving dinner plate with roast chicken, collard greens, three bean salad, green bean casserole, dressing gravy, and cranberry sauce.
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
A screencap from Tumbler with the text, “If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?” Below that is an image post of Philomena Cunk, with a speech bubble extending upwards as if the previous post was her speech. Finally, a third post says, “Yeah ok that’s fair."
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Screen cap from Twitter user @mitskileaks, with the text “l used to rebel by destroying myself, but realized that's awfully convenient to the world. for some of us our best revolt is self-preservation"
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
*poof* Infowars is now down.
Screenshot of the Infowars.com site with “Site unavailable till further notice” being the only text on a blank white background.
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,106,511!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,106,511, DapperElf ‪@dapperelf.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 19, 2023"
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
The behbeh
A young gray and yellow tabby cat sitting on a chair.
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