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Dapper Cardinal

@dappercardinal.bsky.social
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Jazz, Utah 🏈 and 🏀, Seahawks, Mariners, Cardinals, Mammoth. AroAce. He/Him. You know me from the bird app. Free Palestine! Capitalism fucking sucks yo.

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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 13h
This is why women pick the bear
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 14h
Crazy how if it wasn't for a bullshit call Michigan would be 1-3 right now.
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm still upset I heard Jimmy Wat World's The Middle on the classic rock station yesterday
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Couldn't pay me enough to listen to this garbage
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dont want the nasty man to win this football game. But I also love seeing Aaron Rodgers take hit after hit
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nobody cares what this naked mole rat says
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just heard Jimmy Eat World on the classic rock station. No. Please stop. I'm not old yet.
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This, among other reasons, is why i will never go back to that app. And I'm incredibly disappointed in anyone that has.
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay so i legitimately didnt know what this song was. Like its the most boring, cookie cutter bottom of the barrel pop song. But then i realized it played 3 times at work today and once I actually hear it? I actually despise it. Like my the third time it started to play again I was ready to 💀
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh man New York is going to eat JJ McCarthy alive
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Should have kept Drew Lock as the starter ig
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
God how do you look this bad against the Falcons?
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Idk how Falcons fans do it man. This QB situation is legitimately painful
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Football is such a dumb sport lmao
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have two roster spots i need to fill today. Drake London (Cooper Rush as QB terrifies me) Jayden Reed (Seems to have taken a back seat to Watson and Golden) BTJ (Denver defense scary, also still dont know if he connects with Lawrence) Mack Hollins (AJ Brown out, Doubs has bricks for hands)
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's downright embarrassing we allowed a punter with such a big ego become so popular.
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So with the Keyonte George extension it feels like Lauri is gone sooner rather than later right? This roster is about to get expensive and I doubt we traded what we did for JJJ to not keep him around a decent amount.
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm stuck between being happy for Kenneth Walker and being disgusted (again) that he's on the Chiefs.
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Rams are in last place in the NFC West
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah that's not gonna go the way he thinks it will
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Maybe waiting til the last day to fly to Australia wasnt a good idea...
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We take those!
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh yeah our defense has woken up and has Drake Maye in hell again
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bro come ooooooon
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bro the Seahawks game was supposed to keep my mind off of the Mariners.
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Its still funny to me there's the small possibility the Michigan result gets reversed and they still end up with the L
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Man the party when he finally fucking 💀 is gonna hit so fucking hard
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Whitt should still be embarrassed by that game. What a bailout
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
More like Kyle Shittingham
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Got hired as a deli clerk at Maceys like 3 weeks ago and i feel this in my bones.
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Bro they banned Uncle Dennis from the NBA for 5 years too oh my god 💀💀
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
5 first round picks? Sweet lord the Clippers are fucked lmao. They shouldn't have even been allowed the 5th pick this year
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Trump hasn't worked a day in his life
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Are we really surprised that state leaders would shoot this down?
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm just glad the Seahawks got another Super Bowl before the Avengers assembled
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Future Louisville King
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Is there at the very least, a serviceable Philly cheesesteak in Utah? Listen I'm poor. I'd love to be able to make enough where I can go to Philadelphia and get a real one. But is there a place in Utah where I can at least get a small taste of it?
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Why cant mormons just let people be? Let those rules apply to you. Not everyone has to follow your shit
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Chalk Cody Williams up as one of the players I was very wrong about. Still have faith in him but would suck more if he showed out after the trade.
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Listen i hate Milo but if this doesn't prove to you that ICE is straight up an enemy to the people then I dont know what will. Milo is as right wing as they come
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Bad move releasing a lunar eclipse the same night the GTA VI reveal drops.
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mendoza throws another terrible interception yikes
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We lost one of the best. Whoever brings Sarah on will get a gem. This suuuucks
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Spencer Cox is a baby back bitch
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Dapper Cardinal @dappercardinal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Less church is always a better thing
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