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Daphne Starcrash ✨

@daphnestar.com
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Writer, parent, software engineer, aspiring game developer. My goal here is to follow other creators and post my own work; I'm more active on Mastodon. You can find my work linked from or published on my website: daphnestar.com

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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 19/09/2026
From now on "full sized pizzas" is the only unit of volume I recognize
The "slaps roof of car" meme, featuring a car salesman trying to sell a mid-sized sedan to an unusually engaged buyer. The caption reads:

Car Salesman: *slaps roof of car*
this bad boy can fit so much FULL SIZED PIZZAS in it
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 23/08/2026
Beware the pipeline
A version of the domino effect meme where a person is about to use the force of a tiny domino to topple progressively larger dominoes. The smallest domino is labeled "I WANTED TO NAVIGATE PLATFORMS, NOT FEELINGS!" The largest domino bears the colors of the trans flag.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 08/08/2026
On a related note, according to a French language blog pot, BK's baby burgers debuted in July of last year! The same blog just published an article about BK's new Boomer King meal, so apparently other countries get better Burger King than we do. www.club-sandwich.net/breves/le-me...
The Boomer King, a Burger King meal that comes in a box with 80s/90s styling. The meal shown includes a burger, fries, soft serve, and a Canada Dry.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 08/08/2026
Baby burgers, presumably
Three tiny Burger King burgers in a box labeled "Baby Burgers." Each of the three burgers is also labeled: Baby Whopper, Baby Big King, and Baby Steakhouse.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 26/07/2026
A still image from the intro of Bunny Must Die / Chelsea And The 7 Devils, depicting a thermomewcular explosion (the game's inciting incident).
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 24/06/2026
No AI was used in the creation of this comic #makeaterriblecomicday2026
An eight-panel pixel art comic for Make A Terrible Comic Day.

Panel 1: Daphne is working on her laptop. A trash can is conspicuously in frame behind her.
Panel 2: A possum leaps from the trans can, yelling "HEY!" to which Daphne responds "AAAH!" The lid is thrown clear off the can.
Panel 3: The possum is sitting on Daphne's laptop now. "Make a terrible comic!" he demands.
Panel 4: Daphne responds "Okay? I just do lo-res pixels so it'll be bad..."
Panel 5: Sam Altman suddenly appears, saying "Not so fast!" Daphne, shocked, reacts "Sam Altman!"
Panel 6: Sam Altman starts rambling about how you can make a comic instantly with AI. His text fills the panel behind the subjects.
Panel 7: Sam is still talking. Daphne comments "He won't stop." to which the possum replies "I have an idea."
Panel 8: Daphne is working on her laptop with the possum perched on her shoulder. Muffled words like "future," "AI," and "now" are coming from the trash can with the lid replaced.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 23/06/2026
Hey there! I only feel like I have value if I'm creating things and refuse to engage on a personal level on this platform so check out this pixel art I made.
My pixel art reproduction of the cover image for the "Electrostatics" Wikipedia page. It features a cat completely covered in packing peanuts staring incredulously at the viewer.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 29/05/2026
Sure, I could use some ChatGPT [C]heese [h]am [a]vocado [t]oast [G]ravy [P]eppermint [T]oast (a second slice, on top)
Pixel art of the "ChatGPT" sandwich. It's a hunk of ham topped with a slathering of cheese, a layer of avocado, and a generous dousing of gravy topped with a generous helping of peppermint leaves all on toasted bread. There's a toothpick stabbed through the top to hold this monstrosity together.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 08/05/2026
Abi Thorn's Amnesty win came up in a Discord yesterday, leading someone to watch her conversion practices video for the first time and then comment "thats weird, I seem to have broken my mouse in a rage." Anyway I edited a comic about it; enjoy
An edit of Stupid Twink's "weed that makes you gay" comic. 
Panel 1: (green person) "my mouse is broken"
Panel 2: (blue person) "is it because of that video? 
Panel 3: (green) "oh yeah, lemme check if I accidentally watched the fucking video that breaks your mouse"
Panel 4: (green, looking at the thumbnail for Abi's video) "oh fuck"
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 05/04/2026
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation
A photo of two cards. On the bottom, an outline of an egg with the caption "Some day you will fly." On the top, a picture of a mantis decapitating another mantis with the caption "Girls will be Girls"
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 29/03/2026
Amen
A variation on the Drake girl meme. "Motorboating" is out; "Listening to The Word Of Our Lord" is in.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 16/03/2026
HyperQbe's final skill (Surprise Ending) is aptly named! As soon as I saw it, I was pretty sure it would get me to Novice more-or-less on its own... And sure enough, my next winning flip was worth over 5 trillion Q. #q-up
A screenshot of the match results of the match that got me to Novice on HyperQbe. Despite being a 1 win 3 loss match, that one winning flip netted me over 5 trillion Q, more than enough to reach Novice (and win the match handily).
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 09/03/2026
The meme of a monkey puppet looking uneasy. The text has been altered to read as follows:

Doctor: Are you obsessing over Utena?
Me: Only the normal amount
Doctor: The normal amount is zero
Me:
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 03/03/2026
Counterpoint
A pair of orange tabby cats laying (loafing) on a pair of loafers (shoes).
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 26/02/2026
I'm finished with everything in my "juice file," which means my jam game is close to release! All that's left is to finalize a couple of audio tracks and then it's ready to test. Sadly, "Arm?" didn't make it into the final product, but here's some game art as a consolation prize #PixelArt #IndieDev
A pixel art rendition of a doctor's office. Cabinets and a sink are on one side, some trees are visible through a window, and a chair and doctor's stool are resting on the floor. A poster reading "HRT & YOU" is up on the wall.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 24/02/2026
I was blocking out a poster for the last screen of my jam game, but I might just go with this WIP... It's kind of a vibe #IndieDev #PixelArt
A wall poster featuring a circle, square, and several "words" consisting entirely of the letter B
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 17/02/2026
I finished the menus for this jam game and now it looks like Dragon Quest #IndieDev
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 15/02/2026
At least my game jam development has been going well! It feels like most of my time has been going to art, though perhaps that's because the mechanics are already pretty solid. Speaking of art, behold: The saddest protagonist #GameDev #IndieDev #PixelArt
Pixel art of a masc presenting person looking at the camera with a somewhat sad, blank expression. They're have messy brown hair and are wearing a baggy gray hoodie.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 07/02/2026
"Background Player." More experimentation.
A portrait of a woman staring blankly into the middle distance, using the same muted color palette.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 07/02/2026
Me: I feel like I'm getting over my cold! Maybe I'll feel up to adding more sounds into my game! Also Me: *developing color palettes* #FinalStagePrototype #IndieDev
A color palette test consisting of a small scene using three washed-out grays and three washed-out reds. These are intended as background colors so fully saturated game sprites will stand out on top of them.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 31/01/2026
I've gotten the rest of the danmaku in for #FinalStagePrototype, I've got the options menu squared away, I've filed off a few rough edges, what's left? A public alpha! You can play Final Stage Prototype right now on its Itch page: daphnestar.itch.io/final-stage-... Enjoy! #GameDev #IndieDev
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 29/01/2026
face reveal, wrong answers only
Star Sapphire from Great Fairy Wars (Touhou 12.8)
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 29/01/2026
And voilà! I've finally finished the feature that I undertook the Options Menu refactor for in the first place: Remapping inputs! You can now customize your inputs to your heart's content, including joypad inputs. #FinalStagePrototype #GameDev #IndieDev
The options menu of Final Stage Prototype, showing to the remap controls page.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 27/01/2026
The options refactor is done! Not only can it handle multiple pages of options now, but the entire menu is built dynamically from an external resource file, so changing it is a breeze. Now I just need to add the functionality that led me to take on this refactor... #FinalStagePrototype #IndieDev
The Gameplay page of the Final Stage Profile options menu. A variety of game options are displayed onscreen.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 24/01/2026
RIP your "friend"'s animation graph
A still image of the Pepe Silvia meme
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 23/01/2026
*Final Stage Prototype* is getting close to an alpha release! It feels like the feel of the game is starting to come together. #FinalStagePrototype #GameDev #IndieDev
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 22/01/2026
Did I spend three days futzing with the UI instead of tweaking the gameplay like I'd planned? Maybe #FinalStagePrototype #GameDev
A screenshot of Final Stage Prototype, a vertical rail shooter. The field has a functional UI now, showing various key stats in a futuristic, stylized HUD.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 19/01/2026
I'm thinking of moving the UI into the field of play instead of keeping it on the sides. I feel like the mockup looks pretty good #FinalStagePrototype
A screenshot from Final Stage Prototype, a vertical rail shooter. A stylized semi-transparent UI frames the bottom part of the play area.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 15/01/2026
The script for this options screen is 280 lines long. It works exactly as designed but just feels so janky #FinalStagePrototype #GameDev
The options menu for Final Stage Prototype. It looks similar to the options menu of many other games.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 12/01/2026
Yeah midboss time! Um... Okay so the danmaku might be bugged #FinalStagePrototype #GameDev
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 09/01/2026
Final Stage Prototype is coming along! It's nearly feature complete now; the next big task will be adding the rest of the enemy waves and refining them.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 09/01/2026
This was my reference image... How did I do?
A brown turtle shell.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 09/01/2026
Entry 86 in "nimi pi musi leko": selo. I kind of like how this one turned out! I couldn't reproduce all of the detail in the reference image, but I'm happy with the details I kept. #TokiPona #PixelArt
A pixel art image on a 64x64 canvas of the toki pona word "selo" and its associated glyph on top. On the bottom is a rough English translation; the word "skin" and a picture of a turtle shell.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 08/01/2026
This day in Final Stage Prototype development
Text in a file reading "Implement difficulty"
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 03/01/2026
Entry 85 in "nimi pi musi leko": palisa. Palisa can refer to any firm thin object, such as a pole, a staff, or this stick. #TokiPona #PixelArt
A pixel art image on a 64x64 canvas of the toki pona word "palisa" and its associated glyph on top. On the bottom is a rough English translation; the word "rod" and a picture of a stick.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 02/01/2026
Entry 84 in "nimi pi musi leko": linja. Linja can refer to any long flexible object, such as string (as in the caption), hair, or this jump rope here. #TokiPona #PixelArt
A pixel art image on a 64x64 canvas of the toki pona word "linja" and its associated glyph on top. On the bottom is a rough English translation; the word "string" and a picture of a jump rope.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 01/01/2026
In the absence of "foxy" this is acceptable.
According to Merriam-Webster, my word of 2026 is "wolfish."
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 31/12/2025
Final Stage Prototype is coming along. It still lacks "game" but the player's capabilities are mostly implemented. Here's a quick little player showcase~ #GameDev
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 30/12/2025
Hopefully it tastes like a wagon wheel! (photo courtesy of bushcooking.com/recipes/choc...)
A photo of a wagon wheel; a sweet consisting of two round cookies with jam and marshmallow fluff sandwiched between. The entire sandwich is then surrounded by a layer of chocolate.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 27/12/2025
Entry 83 in "nimi pi musi leko": luka. I'm still doing these! I'm on a sort of break during the holidays though, so I'm producing them a lot less often. #TokiPona #PixelArt
A pixel art image on a 64x64 canvas of the toki pona word "luka" and its associated glyph on top. On the bottom is a rough English translation; the word "hand" and a picture of a hand.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 26/12/2025
Final Stage Prototype exists! I wouldn't call it *good* at this stage, but it is vaguely game-shaped
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 25/12/2025
Merry Gender~
A Nanoblock sylveon, lovingly assembled this morningThe same Nanoblock sylveon from behind
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 24/12/2025
Oh, and my little architecture experiment worked! Enemy behavior and weapons are modular now, which will make fleshing out enemy waves much faster.
A scene tree in Godot for a node named EnemyHoverAndDrift. Of note are the child nodes BehaviorQueue and WeaponLoadout, each with several child nodes of their own implementing various enemy behaviors and fire patterns.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 24/12/2025
Placeholder assets are fun! #PixelArt #GameDev
Placeholder assets for a rail shooter in development: A small, medium, and large sized enemy ship, and the player's "heartship."
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 22/12/2025
Would AI have generated this adorable heartship I'm using as a placeholder? I think not~
A placeholder ship graphic. It has a little blue heart on the aft bit of the fuselage.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 21/12/2025
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? ... Honestly I think this'll work out for me.
A photo of Leslie Knope from Parks and Recreation pointing off camera.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 19/12/2025
Entry 82 in "nimi pi musi leko": la. This took forever and I still don't like the image I came up with very much! It gets an asterisk because la is another untranslatable particle; it indicates that the previous sentence is context for the current one. #TokiPona #PixelArt
A pixel art image on a 64x64 canvas of the toki pona word "la" and its associated glyph on top. On the bottom is a rough English translation; the word "context" and a picture of a document with a Politifact-style meter pointing at "FALSE" providing context on the document.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 15/12/2025
DEVELOPMENT BEGINS I would like one Game Awards please
A rail shooter, very early in development. A player ship fires upward at an approaching enemy ship.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 05/12/2025
And because I already have Aseprite open, here's pixel art commemorating #3YearsOfMIS: Chiaki, to scale (reposted to remove blur from the image)
A very small (8x8) pixel art image of Chiaki waving the "3 YEARS OF MIS" flag.
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Daphne Starcrash ✨ @daphnestar.com · 05/12/2025
Entry 81 in "nimi pi musi leko": pi. This one gets an asterisk because it's another particle without a clear translation. "pi" groups modifiers, like in the title of this series. Instead of being "artistic, square words", it's "words that are square art (pixel art)." #TokiPona #PixelArt
A pixel art image on a 64x64 canvas of the toki pona word "pi" and its associated glyph on top. On the bottom is a rough English translation; the word "group" and a picture of an equation with the parenthesis highlighted.
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