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Dan Valko

@danvalko.bsky.social
62 followers 2 following 431 posts

Radar ET, worked in defense industry, compete in Scottish games (don't have to be Scottish) Fan of science fiction, fiction in general, history, biography, genealogy, travel, theater (both kinds - musical and not), hoping to be around for first contact

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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 1h
He always had that weird little smile at the end of each show.
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 7h
Yours avoid?
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 8h
I personally know it keeps him awake at night.....
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 10h
But are they truly great? Or do they just have good PR.
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 10h
When I am president, hot dogs and buns will be available as a set.
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 10h
I wonder how many senators voted to confirm thinking Tillis was going to sink it. Oops.
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 11h
According to Republicans, your middle statement is incorrect.
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 23h
I believe that ICE greatly overestimates the respect they are due and they are hugely offended when they don't get it.
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 23h
Rebel
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Straight egg and mayo or do you fancy it up?
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And one of those times was the 84 Padres
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And the Republican congress just sat there and let him...
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Are we talking tex-mex or some kind of lesbian oral sex game?
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Would that involve a situation in which I was opposing two motherfuckers or is one an innocent bystander? But still a motherfucker..
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Apparently considered to be quite attractive...not by me or anyone in this millennium but at the time they thought that was classy.
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
23, a good year, a little oaky..
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Or Ghengis Cantina..
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
En masse or individually?
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Never done it - is it rhythmic, random or cyclic?
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stand away from the frying pan!
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I read this and realized I qualified for all three....
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Looks great-bon appetit!
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don't forget the sequel hook...
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And Ghengis Conquistador didn't occur to you?
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I myself am a family of four. Six on a good day.
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chunk-chunk
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You know what? I'm not going there...
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You need to choke up on that crowbar.....
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A difference exists between there, their, and they're.
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So, pedophilia is forgivable, but not abortion?
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The only appropriate amount...
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And I can't stop giggling...
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I see a scenario where I lie awake envisioning his arrival in hell...
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How much to shit?
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How much cheese?
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shouldn't that be in the back?
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pre code
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm reasonably certain you have to miss more than a single payment before they can auction your unit.
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That was it. Time spent.
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was invited, too, but I seem to have fired a large caliber bullet through my amygdala and will be unable to attend.
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's situational....
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And Obama!
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fuck, I hope so you ineffectual wanker...
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because you were ignorant and content to be so.
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Raspberry!
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cause corn flakes make so much sense...
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Add a pile of shredded cheese, and you're in Cincinnati.
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The people behind him are practically glowing , they're so excited.
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So peaceful........
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Dan Valko @danvalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And, if he is doing it, he doing his usual half-ass job. But we can't count on his incompetence.
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