Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 4hYour numbers here are incorrect. bsky.app/profile/danu... 000
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Almost certainly not. bsky.app/profile/danu... 000
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 06/10/2026No one is instructing principals to commit fraud for rounding errors. The District might be tightening screws. And it might be tightening them too hard. But principals are not experts on how state funding works, and so we should be careful about ascribing them the ability to divine intent. 010
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If Philly lost 720 kids for the entire year, half of which were ELL, what would be the percentage change in its two largest sources of general education funding? Its Basic Education Funding? Down six one thousands of one percent. Its adequacy funding? Zero point zero. 110
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 06/10/2026But ALSO, the vast majority of Philadelphia's funding is not dependent on this year's enrollment AT ALL. It is in a "base" that will never change. I did the math for last year. 100
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 06/10/2026State funding is through a three year average of average daily membership, a tally that is taken monthly, and then averaged. There is nothing special about October 1. It is not like if you have a kid enrolled on October 1, you magically get to keep funding. 110
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Principals know many things. They are heroes. But they generally don't get how the state funding system works, including here. October 1 enrollment has essentially no impact on state funding. 110
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 06/10/2026But even if every single child should actually be dis-enrolled, does having them on the books before October 1 (the first time we report on school enrollment) get the district more funding? No, not in any meaningful way at all. 100
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Is some subset of that 720 kids who had to flee the United States? Very possible. I have sadly seen the impact of ICE enforcement in my own child's class. But is that all of them? Of course not -- kids get lost in the shuffle in a giant city, and a school must -- must -- try to find them. 100
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 06/10/2026To start, the premise is that the District is forcing schools to reenroll 720 kids who were dis-enrolled without proper documentation. Is that wrong? Generally, not at all. Schools have a legal responsibility to find out why a kid is not coming to school. 100
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Inquirer reported that the Philly School District is juking enrollment stats, including this quote from a principal: "They’re doing this so we don’t lose the funding." That statement is almost certainly wrong. 264
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 06/10/2026There has to be more to it. If they are juking the stats for funding, they are doing so for *exceedingly* small amounts of money. 120
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hard to win while paying $80 million to Realmutto, Nola, Keller, and Desi Relaford. 120
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It is both profoundly sad and also just big loser shit. Big cities should have institutions - but we have watched as Atwater Kent, University of the Arts, and now the Academy have been allowed to wither without any seeming civic energy to stop it from happening. 050
Reposted by Dan Urevick-AckelsbergNoah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"We want our children to think about others, to share, to tell the truth, to chase their passions. We want that in spite of the evidence it’s not how the world works. The new Golden Rule: Do unto others as would most increase shareholder value." 054
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Afterwards you can get a slice at Argento’s, a bat from Gold Medal Sports, and catch a movie at the AMC. (If you know, you know.) 000
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I still remember the Daily News headline after game 8: Seven and Onederful. It was a joyous year. (Of course in retrospect, Dykstra was an awful human being and there was obvious roid use.) But it was joy. And they *were* very good, and should have had a game 7, with Schilling lined up to go. 120
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Plus the Eagles had the worst owner in sports, who just lost the best defensive end in the history of the sport. The Sixers and their own terrible owner were entering a post-Charles wilderness. And along came the last-place Phillies. They swept their opening series. It was manna from heaven. 110
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I loved 2022. It made my seven year old a permanent baseball fan. And yes—they were bad for the years around 1993. The ownership was awful. The farm system had essentially abandoned/ignored Latin America. Bonds and Bonilla ended our hope by week two of the season. 100
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m not sure why you are angry! It was a special year. Part of it was surely lightning in a bottle. Part of it was guys new to the team in 93. And a huge part of it was that aging guys were all healthy. Dykstra and Daulton, in particular. But there was serious offensive talent on the team. 140
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Only one of them was chunky. He was also insanely talented. The others were, in fact, jacked, because… In any case, the lineup was incredibly deep. And they beat Maddux/Glavine/Smoltz, then lost in game 6 of the WS because their manager refused to put in Tommy Greene over a closer with a shot arm. 130
Reposted by Dan Urevick-Ackelsbergryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...themomoftheyear.substack.comI’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night. 12252971370
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Or Sharone Wright. Or Mike Mimbs. Or Bobby Hoying. 000
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Or Jerome Brown killing himself and his nephew. Or Lenny Dykstra nearly killing himself and Darren Daulton. 110
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“He’s back scrambling.” “It is basically a choking situation” 110
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Before my mom died, our big goal was simple: bump out the horizon until the miracle came. May it come soon enough for others. 0101
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“Our country’s shameful turn against vulnerable children will be made temporary. UPMC’s stain on its reputation, however, will last forever.”triblive.comUPMC to pay Justice Department to resolve probe into gender-affirming care for minorsUPMC has agreed to pay nearly $1 million as part of an agreement with the U.S. Department of Justice to end its investigation into the hospital system’s use of gender-affirming care for minors a... 150
Reposted by Dan Urevick-Ackelsbergjennifer kates @jenniferkates.bsky.social · 16/09/2026How many falling apart schools could we have modernized? 1264
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This year we are honoring the families of trans kids who stood up to the Trump Administration's attempts to snoop their children's medical records, won, and in doing so, protected kids on both sides of the state and set an example for other suits around the country. pubintlaw.org/2026-annual-...pubintlaw.org2026 Annual Celebration • A Night of Impact | The Public Interest Law CenterJoin us Thursday, October 8, 2026, for our annual celebration, A Night of Impact 020
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Bluesky (aka Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) if you like civil rights -- a kid's right to public education, a voter's right to a free and fair election, or a renter's right to a safe home, please consider coming to @pubintlawctr.bsky.social's annual event: pubintlaw.org/2026-annual-...pubintlaw.org2026 Annual Celebration • A Night of Impact | The Public Interest Law CenterJoin us Thursday, October 8, 2026, for our annual celebration, A Night of Impact 270
Reposted by Dan Urevick-AckelsbergBrian Barrish @brianbarrish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026MALALA SAYS GO BIRDS 242170306
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Next play. Every coordinator in the league will target him. 010
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 13/09/2026His dad, a Philly Rec Center leader, started the Anderson Monarchs, an amazing youth sports program in Philadelphia, with teammates like Mo’ne Davis. He is now about to make his MLb debut! sfstandard.com/2026/09/12/s...sfstandard.comGiants outfield prospect Scott Bandura to join team in San FranciscoThe Princeton product has hit 13 home runs and stolen 34 bases across two levels this season. 000
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My ten year old, at dinner: Pablo Torre found out. 050
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 22/08/2026One time my daughter threw up before we were even off Mt Desert Island. We rode with a faint vomit smell from there to home. 000
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Have done the Saturday Acadia-to-Philly a few times with the kids. The New Jersey turnpike feels like the real slog. 210
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 16/08/2026And also the author of super sweet pre-teen sports stories. 010
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Representing these families has been a real honor, and this is a real victory on their behalf... And also, we know the broader context of what could be going on. www.advocate.com/health/trans...advocate.comTrump administration abandons legal appeal for trans kids’ medical recordsThe DOJ asked a federal appeals court to dismiss its challenge after a judge blocked subpoenas seeking sensitive records from young patients at UPMC Children’s Hospital of Pittsburgh. 1225
Reposted by Dan Urevick-AckelsbergChris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026BREAKING: DOJ moves to dismiss another appeal of its district court losses on the trans care administrative subpoenas. This case involves the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center; the appeal is at the Third Circuit. DOJ's opening brief was due today. Background: www.lawdork.com/p/breaking-f... 720874
Reposted by Dan Urevick-AckelsbergChris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Today's DOJ motion: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...storage.courtlistener.comMotion(s) – #29 in In re: 2025 UPMC Subpoena (3rd Cir., 26-1401) – CourtListener.comECF FILER: UNOPPOSED Motion filed by Appellant USA in 26-1401, 26-1545 for Dismissal of Case pursuant to Fed. R. App. P. 42(b). Certificate of Service dated 08/10/2026. Service made by ECF. [26-1401, ... 2438
Reposted by Dan Urevick-AckelsbergChris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Comment from Mimi McKenzie, lawyer for the patients who brought the challenge to the administrative subpoena: substack.com/@chrisgeidne... 35722
Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg @danua.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Why do Philadelphia's criteria-based schools (the "magnets," if you are old like me) have so few students with disabilities in them? One reason might be that our school district punished them for seeking reasonable accommodations in their applications. No longer. www.inquirer.com/education/sp...inquirer.comPhilly just shifted its rules for how kids with disabilities can get into special admissions schools. A lawsuit threat prompted the change.“The district should want to have engaged and talented students with disabilities in our top schools, not push them out," said a parent whose child was affected by the now-changed policy. 160