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Dan Simpson

@dantsge.bsky.social
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Support lawmakers with morals and spines Nonvoters and Dumpty fans need to suffer the consequences

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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 33m
Suit and tie photoshopped over flannel and bib overalls
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Bimbo Barbiie
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shame “they” won’t let you tour the orange empire
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It really grinds my gears to send in estimated quarterly fed taxes into a corrupt incompetent government (Notice I kept the profanity laced rants to myself)
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why are almost 2 groups always out from left field
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Weird test?
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Good
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
3
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Seething sack of shit in wings just waiting to be served
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Bad look making wife Stand behind you
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Elon Your actual flag
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a blue white and orange flag with the letters ii and iii on it
ALT: a blue white and orange flag with the letters ii and iii on it
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
A complete and total asshole, especially when sober
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Feeding worms, both sitting and in one guys head. Need to root for coronary disease here
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Cupid ‘poots’
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
50? Well, you have to include potentials like Greenland, Canada and Panama Gaza still up in the air
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Class vs Crass
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Remodeling will include the new ‘Lowbrow Lounge’ with complementary lap dances for premium members
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
After no naps
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
So Elon, to carry the analogy further, your an asshole because you were dropped on the floor multiple times during birth. Something I heard about being a very slimy baby
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Leech stocks will soar!
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Death bed confession coming up
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
And very probable terrorist atttacks
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
And yet…..
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
And no more pennies!
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
They look infected with bird flu
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
A ba da ba da ba aaah
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Show your wife how a man is supposed to handle being bitch slapped
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
You pay to play
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
To the tune of $10+ million to have security
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Boo Fcking Hoo
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
At least ‘Jimmy Baseball’ won’t be doing Cards
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Hoping for a repeat
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Thought you weren’t watching?
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Die State Farm commercials DIE
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Really hope Eagles win (even though we live in St Lou)
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Worm motivation
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I’ll check in occasionally But I agree Eventually probably be renamed for orange rollypolly like Kennedy Center Awards
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Best ever
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Incredibly beautiful
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Pointing to his …. Boots?
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Rethink foreign aid cuts to anyone who looks pretty close to Caucasian
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Elon’s boy has a weird tat Neo Nazi crayonish?
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Will be twice in a century Posted and pulled by CDC 2 cases in NW of humans getting bird flu from cats
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Grand daughter?
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Ugghh
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Amen Arab Trump voters better recheck their citizenship status
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
BALLS!!! I love it
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Great movie!
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Of all the Democrats, wet blanket messaging Hold a press conference while he’s napping
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Dan Simpson @dantsge.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
How subscribe?
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