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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What's the most popular Eldritch streaming service? CtHulu
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And our hearts have been cut in Twain.
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hello. Hello? Hello! Hello...
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I ended up hitching a ride with these guys when my cousin got busted for a DUI outside of Plymouth Harbor. What a night that was.
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hi. XO. Also xo.
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I am so handsome and smart that it's beneath me to finish this se
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
do your homework > do your own research
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Hi.
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Street carts and Crystal Geyser bottles help. n_n
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
the worst thing a pet does is pass away
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
twss
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
mental health is a joke and my life is a punchline #end
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This popped back into my mind earlier and I had to go back and watch it like 20 times. The genuine surprise on Reginald VelJohnson's face when James Avery walks in is so wonderful.
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James Avery (Uncle Phil) on Family Matters R.i.p. James Avery
YouTube video by ZUnit
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Ellen Rose @icklenellierose.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
PROOF. I took a close up picture of my sofa for a plain background, and then used the basic pen tools in my default photo app. It took 2 minutes but it should be fairly clear who it is. Stop melting the planet to “own” or “slam dunk” a dude who LOVES AI and will probably never see your post.
A crudely drawn stick figure with yellow hair, orange face, red tie, blue clothes, puckered mouth, and tiny hands and feet, is drawn on a blurry yellow background (aka a close up of a yellow sofa)
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Ellen Rose @icklenellierose.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’m absolutely done with seeing AI slop anti-Trump cartoons spammed on this bloody app. I report and block/mute the accounts but there are SO MANY. Please just go draw a stick figure instead, we will know who it is if you just use the right colours. I PROMISE you. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Hi. Take care. Be well.
mid white male twerp in car looking to left scruffy dumb
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
palm and moon #palm #moon #tree #losangeles
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Thanks to Beck.
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
She is the model of a big... Leg. Ledge. Lej? LEGEND! Dammit, Jules. It's easier when spoken. 💚 🤍 🧡 / ♥️ 🤍 💙 @psywhite.bsky.social @retr0j.bsky.social
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
134 years ago this cartoon was drawn, and in 134 years the problem has only gotten worse.
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Trump should repost a depiction of himself as The Prophet Muhammad as his next act. #presidential #PraiseAllah #Trump #patriotism #unity
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Goodbye, Virgil Avenue. tuning: CFxCGC (g snapped between takes) #SkateAndCreate #skateboard #skateboarding #Martin #acousticguitar
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Artemis II 🌙 ❤️ 🚀
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The tuning is defeat. I cannot afford to have this repaired. I cannot afford to even ship it to you back in PA. I still love you folks. #MartinGuitar #defeat #tuning #acousticguitar #acoustic
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Why would he? One cannot serve both God and Mammon; Trump's god IS Mammon. I've said this for years and I know nobody cares. Have a good weekend.
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Take care of yourself. You and the team make life spangle a bit more.
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
no reason to live
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meλody [Δ label] @taxisalad.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
¿ gei ?
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
xoxoxo
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I do not claim her as my kin. FTS
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Ahoy Nobody cares here Nobody cares online Nobody cares in real life Nobody cares mentally Nobody cares nearby Ahoy xo xo xo xo ox ox ox ox xoxoxoxoxo oxoxoxoxox
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
— > hugs please < —
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Set a record? For walking without falling? I mean, if Trump wants to compete with 3-year-old children, he has a hard task to accomplish and blame Biden/Obama. We all know how he fares with preteens and teens.
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
xoxoxo
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Please be glad, at least a little and in this context, to not be a United Statesian. You rock, Psy, and your fashion sense is radxcore.
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Have you seen the Mr. Show with Bob and David skit about Worthington's Law? MORE MONEY = BETTER THAN Jisatsu wa hoshii desu.
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
jokester starring in a one man go on with no one in the first twenty rows smokers in the back and even with that where is the goddamned show wit ain't shit wit ain't it clever boy you think to think enough open mics you ain't worth the glib fart of a pity shit in the general admissions binch
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
But there was an ad on X from Israel saying they have ample stocks of food and distribute it regularly. I'm so... Whatever the opposite of confused is. Dejectedly frustrated?
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Hey. In case it isn't clear... I am a nobody with nothing to contribute to anyone! My life is a waste of potential! I haven't done anything substantial in my 40 years! Aggressive cancer would be my best partner! There is no justification for my continued existence! 😘
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Hey. In case it isn't clear... I am a nobody with nothing to contribute to anyone! My life is a waste of potential! I haven't done anything substantial in my 40 years! Aggressive cancer would be my best partner! There is no justification for my continued existence! 😘
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
this is me at 40 hug those you appreciate #whatever #selfportrait
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
hugs
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Pet tennis! Penni—NOPE.
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Good boy!
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
nobody cares
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
patrem meum honorans #father #padrepio #catholic #agnostic #cathnostic #tinychanges nobody cares
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Hugs I guess.
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Let me know if you want a high five from a supporter here.
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danthehobbit.bsky.social @danthehobbit.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
ahoy dad fcfcac chorus delay i am a failure of artistry and potential honors student international teacher grad assistant coulda/shittered/won't now wish we had more time won't now coulda but i shittered about my own life #music #insomnia #baddreams #shitter
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