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Huey Neutron

@dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social
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40+ Teflon Teddy Bear. Navy vet. Former poor righteous comedian. Pansexual polymathic libertine. Atheistic afropunk samurai. Palooka Gawd. ✌🏿🫶🏿✊🏿 linktr.ee/danteekks

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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Manifesting a timeline where we can tease each other without somebody taking a running start into anti-Black self-hate. By the spirit of Huey P. Newton’s wicker throne… amen, asé, and whatever superstitious folks whisper into the universe #Blacksky
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I got smoke for all of America, not just Florida...
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Youre welcome. I'm amazed you were tempted to overcome the massive hurdles of it being in Florida. Yuck. 😂
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Hey, Universal Orlando Studios… go fuck yourself. In the ear. With a sandpaper condom. To the soundtrack of Nina Simone’s original brilliance, which you sanitized, had sung by Random Hywte Singer #6, and are now using to sell tickets to Florida of all places.
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I bet you won't yell when he drag his ass across the carpet again....
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Facts.
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Justin Of Brooklyn🇰🇳🇵🇸 @neohxc.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
This is a story of Trump, Money laundering, and the mob. #trump #moneylaundering @newyorkstateag.bsky.social @joyannreid.bsky.social @jimmykimmel.com @maddow.bsky.social @amandaseales.bsky.social @rokhanna.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
New holiday: Slutsgiving - the New Orleans pre-cuffing season cleanse of our hoe-ish tendencies. A sacred weekend of philanthropic genital outreach across New Orleans, the same way Mardi Gras season precedes Lent. Instead of throwing out beads we’re throwing out backs #BetweenTheSkeets
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
We’ve reached the point where you can’t even blame Dave Matthews anymore. You’ve gotta blame the people still playing Dave Matthews. When do they start taking personal responsibility?
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I don't watch cable TV, so I dont have a provider. I tried the NFL app because they have an option to log in if you have Sunday Ticket, but while you can "log in" you can't watch the game.
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Eat a dick, #NFL. I knew I shouldn't have sprung for Sunday Ticket. I can't even watch the game this morning. WTF is Sunday Ticket even for if there are games you can't watch?
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Let's stop funding fascism together.... bigbeautifulboycott.us
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Big Beautiful Boycott
The Big Beautiful Boycott stops funding to those funding fascism. Every dollar is a choice
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Because these fake christians and their imaginary friend usually have matching imaginary morals and ethics.... Shoutout to the mosque that was actually willing to help. (Yall friend still imaginary too, tho.) youtube.com/shorts/B3RLR...
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Go Follow Nikalie on TikTok @nikalie.monroe #duet #food #christian #church #snap #snapbenefits #baby
YouTube video by Hawk's Podcasts / mdg650hawk
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I just realized that, while I was trying to be a good sportsman when I played football, it could be perceived as me being a dick. Me after a tackle & falling hard on the player: "My fault. You alright?" Player: "No, I ain't alright. YOU JUST HIT ME! FUCK YOU!"
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
If you see this, quote with a selfie/video of you when you felt cute
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
youtube.com/watch?v=4Yx6...
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Black People In The Ice Age
YouTube video by The Yarbros
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
"He's only punching diiiiicks!" #Dispatch
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
😂😂😂😂😂
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Period.
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Every time I see this dude, all I can think of.....
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Funny how “body count” only matters to people who’ve probably never given an orgasm. You want a “low mileage” partner? Cool. Just make sure your own emotional engine ain’t leaking insecurity all over the place.
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Liberation means we stop defining people by what they’ve done and start asking who they are. The rest is just recycled purity propaganda with a new coat of dumbass.
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
“Marry the slut” is a step forward, sure. But the goal ain’t rebranding purity, it’s burying it. Just say, “marry someone who actually likes sex.” Then go to therapy. If your ego can’t handle your partner’s past, you’re the one who’s not relationship material.
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Shoutout to my guy Loki from Silver Fox Tattoo in Atlanta, Georgia but he was in New Orleans for Halloween and made time to tattoo an old friend!
Me and Loki!!!!🤘🏿New shit!!! New shit!!!
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
AI got people fucked up. I’m in a bar, the Australian tourism commercial comes on, and this dude says, “That animated kangaroo? She thicc!” What in the off-duty-furry hell?!
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Yep. The Falcons Falcon'd all over the place. I don't know what's worse, getting blown out by teams they should beat or barely losing late to teams that should bust them up
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I remember being a real football player, watching the game my team and I bled for get pissed away by a…ugh…kicker. #DefundKickers
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Where do I apply to downgrade from Falcons fan to distant well-wisher with limited emotional liability?
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
No one can convince me that JD Vance has ever fucked. Ever.
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Huey Neutron @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Check on your sober Falcons fan friends. Fuck a relapse, this team could make a nun mainline heroin before halftime.
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