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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller

@danstabb.com
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Voice actor | Educator | Improviser | Storyteller | a/k/a Carlton P. Hightower www.danstabb.com

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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 05/07/2026
The Password rewatch party was well worth the wait. One of the best moments of my life made even better.
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 17/06/2026
It’s official: my Password episode airs Tuesday, June 23! I’ll be playing with The Miz and @jimmyfallon.bsky.social, which still feels so crazy to say out loud. I’m so excited and grateful to share this surreal, amazing journey with everyone. Hope to see y’all on Tuesday on NBC! #password #nbc
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 03/06/2026
I stared at this logo on my Echo for 30 seconds this morning before realizing it wasn’t condemning potty-mouthed Gerber babies.
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 28/05/2026
“You can be any Bond you want to be.” This. This is the Bond I want to be. #007FirstLight
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 22/05/2026
Um...what? I have no interest in turning this into a political thread. Just...um...what?
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 12/05/2026
Been waiting a crazy long time to say this: I’m going to be on Password this season on NBC. A lifelong bucket list dream come true for a kid who said, “I’m going to be a on a game show someday.” Dream big, friends. Sometimes the 6-year-old version of you knows what he’s saying. #Password #nbc
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 24/04/2026
In any public restroom, I will invariably choose the one dispenser that’s out of soap.
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 17/04/2026
Proof that ChatGPT was around in the 90s...
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 28/03/2026
Oh no, the feature that mistook my wife’s lunchbox for a small dog? Whatever will I do?
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 25/03/2026
I love when Alexa gaslights me into thinking I didn’t set a timer.
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 21/03/2026
I had a dream that I was on an Olympic three-legged speed skating team. Dear IOC, I have an idea for the 2030 Winter Olympics....
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 20/03/2026
A. Ring’s AI feature is dumb. B. It was a ball, not a lemon. C. What would I do it it actually was a lemon? Protect my family from Vitamin C? Prepare for an unprovoked citrus attack?
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 11/03/2026
Why is CNN making me feel like I'll be shot point blank by a gas pump?
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 10/03/2026
Sung like Whitney Houston
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 27/02/2026
Wife, trying to schedule an oil change: Do I have 4-cylinders or 6-cylinders? Me, who knows zero about cars: Just split the difference and say 5.
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 10/02/2026
Anyone else misspell their own last name today?
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 30/01/2026
Pretty cool he took time away from tormenting Dick Tracy to grant an interview.
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 27/01/2026
Just played everyone’s favorite game: “Find Your AirPod in 10 Inches of Snow.”
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 21/01/2026
#WWEUnreal
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 30/12/2025
Just took such a hard nap that I'm not sure I wasn't clinically dead for a half hour.
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 29/12/2025
Smooth #arcraiders
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 23/12/2025
My gift wrapping ability is a lot like my improv shows... Sometimes hilarious and no two experiences are ever the same.
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 22/12/2025
I move to officially declare December 22 “Christmas Threeve.”
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 10/12/2025
Calling my shot on this one. #voiceover #IYKYK
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 30/11/2025
I didn’t realize missing bedtime was an obstacle to overcome.
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 27/11/2025
I mean with such a personalized outreach, how can I possibly say no?
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 22/11/2025
“I’m not trying to criticize him, but there’s student driver, and this guy was like a…”
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 21/11/2025
Last I checked, burning is painful.
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 15/11/2025
Oh this last name of mine…
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 06/11/2025
Let me think about this one…
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 06/11/2025
Rockstar should probably just not announce a date until the date. #GTAVI
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 31/10/2025
(Uncle Dan and Niece play their own version of Rock Paper Scissors where they make up whatever they want. Uncle Dan: Shark Niece: Straw. I win. Uncle Dan: Why do you win?? Niece: Pollution. My niece is five years old.
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 26/10/2025
C'mon phish-bot, don't beat yourself up like that.
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 22/10/2025
“Sir, this is an Apple Vacations kiosk.”
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 17/10/2025
Meeting your comedic hero in your own hometown is pretty damn cool. @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 17/10/2025
Narrator: The food item in question was, in fact, chicken.
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 17/10/2025
Watching Episode 9 of Change or Die like…
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 15/10/2025
I'd rather select crosswalks.
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 15/10/2025
This feels condescending.
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 13/10/2025
So hear me out...
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 12/10/2025
75-game Wordle streak is over...
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 12/10/2025
Not digging Apple’s new “I Judge The Way You Sleep” feature…
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 12/10/2025
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, once movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand: - I know it’s a condiment, but mayonnaise is the most disgusting stuff on earth - Batman vs. Superman. Crushed my comic geek soul. - Rock the Casbah
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 11/10/2025
Pfft. “New?”
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 11/10/2025
Don’t you dare judge me.
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 08/10/2025
It's a trap!
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 05/10/2025
Are Peabo Bryson fans called Peabodies?
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 03/10/2025
This season's Peacemaker, man...
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 03/10/2025
Did all the voiceover scammers get together and agree upon The Ashwood Curse as the project-of-choice? Is there a convention every year? Asking for a friend.
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 01/10/2025
I’m stuck on what to write after “Dear Mr. Last Name.” Or is that too formal? Just go with “Hi First Name?” I don’t want to blow this opportunity to work with Heidrick and Struggles!
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