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danrockit.bsky.social

@danrockit.bsky.social
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 6h
Let’s play.
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dad. What are you doing here?!?
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m experiencing side effects from a slip and fall. Send help.
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Monday was a great day.
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well that’s no fun. 🤣
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Umm, I think you have enough to feed a country. I identify as a country.
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You get it!
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Um any chance you have a long lost son because you may be my daddy.
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And I just wanna dance with you.
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Breakfast?
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You heard correctly.
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Come for a swim.
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The perfect view.
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve been trying to reach you about your unpaid balance.
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you build me one next?
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can I still be happy about it on a Sunday?
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
May your feet never have to touch the floor again King. This is a gift.
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is there room for two in there Sparky?
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Please let me know what else I can do to make your stay more enjoyable. 😉
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Promise?
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Inserts Jurassic Park: “Clever girl.”
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Umm, I just know you have a good credit score. 🤣👍🏼
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And I went to sleep looking at it. The world goes round and round.
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Solid logic. Now repeat every day, forever.
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What is the name of this fetish I now have? 😍
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your balls look bigger than my fists. Let’s find out.
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I watched a few times before I noticed the tattoos.
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And we appreciate it just the same.
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am ready to explore the jungle. “Dora, get the map, we’re going on an adventure!”
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is the start of a music video, I just know it.
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was asked what “my type” is, so I assembled a top 5. What’s the verdict?
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m too tired to do anything. This could work. Now’s your chance! Hehe
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Foot rubs are essential in this house. Giving and receiving.
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Come trace the outline with your tongue. 👅
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well if you make the trip. Let me know. And if I head to Seattle I’ll do the same. 👍🏼
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You tease. I love it. 10/10.
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Which day? Which bed? Done.
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Um sir. Dont look at me like that. I’m shy. 🫣
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can’t I tempt you to visit Florida? ☀️🌊
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just won both games in my kickball league double header. I’m exhausted. Help me celebrate. 📸🏅
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need friends like these.
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m fighting a cold, but it’s October 3, so I guess I’m having cheese fries. #MeanGirlsDay
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The early bird gets the worm. Come find me. 🏋️
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have been looking for a new chew toy!
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Come get a closer view
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These are heavy bikes Mr. Banks.
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🧱
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s funny. All of a sudden I’m wide awake.
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your whole vibe is just so cool. 😘
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danrockit.bsky.social @danrockit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I identify as everyone…
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