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Daniel Hansen

@danrhan.bsky.social
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(they/he) PhD candidate in anthropology @ the University of Chicago. Picts, "heritage," identity, early medieval Scotland. Otherwise: motorsport, baseball, mandolin, and birds. All views my own. Website: danrhan.com

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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me last week: Oh no it's already September! I'm not ready for summer to end! Me this week: oh hell yeah it's soup time
Screenshot of 10-day forecast for Hyde Park Chicago showing sub-70s weather all week
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"A cool thing"
From the NY Times: "The American president said he still believed it would “be a cool thing” if Northern Ireland broke away from the United Kingdom, but joked that half the room would clear out after hearing his remarks."
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh BROTHER
Text of email that reads: 

"Dear Transit Rider,

Starting September 1, CTA, Metra and Pace teamed up in a whole new way: the Northern Illinois Transit Authority (NITA—pronounced NEE-duh—as in, “if you need a ride, we've got you.”) NITA officially replaces the RTA, providing greater investments in and oversight to create a more seamless experience for you on CTA, Metra, and Pace!  Read the full announcement in our official press release."
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Can anyone from Toab confirm?
Excerpt from Wikipedia page on Toab, Orkney suggesting that people from Toab are called "Toaboggans" (citation needed).
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
My watch (cheap battery powered Timex with no kind of Internet connection) has ended up exactly one hour behind the real time. This is freaking me out. Anyone know how this would have happened? Besides some kind of wormhole event?
Wristwatch showing 2:25.
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Estamos aquí
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
On one of my last days in Bosnia, I got the chance to hike up to the Donji Močioci stećak necropolis. I'm having a lot of thoughts, most still percolating, but one thing I'm noticing is the slight convex curve of the peak of the 'sarcophagus' type of stećak.
Group of chest- and sarcophagus-type stećci, showing geometric designs and sword carvings.Standing stećak with bow (?) designStećak featuring arm and hand carved in relief.View of necropolis overlooking valley covered in fog.
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Any chance I get, I will. I present to you the glorious flag of Chicago. Everywhere else take notes.
Flag of Chicago. Four six-pointed red stars on a white field, framed above and below by two horizontal sky-blue bands.
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
ChatGPT is down and the world is healing.
Screenshot from reddit.
User 1: "Cloudflare rn is down globally i think thats why you are unable to access it.
User 2: This is bad..
User 3: HOW AM I GONNA DO MY ARABIC HOMEWORK
User 4: im arab i can help LMFAO?
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Daydreaming, as always, about the Museu Calouste Gulbenkian in Lisbon. I have been to this museum once in my life, but the interiors are so often the settings for my dreams.
Interior--modernist, minimalist. Carpeted floor with low table surrounded by four chairs. Glass wall/windows reveal courtyard with greenery.Other location in same styled interior, with stairway descending. Ceiling lights are soft orange and diffuse. Lots of strong, straight lines. Wood dominates.Exterior: concrete, angled, square. Low profile. Umbrellas with tables suggest the outdoor seating of a cafe.
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Every language on this flashcards app is represented by a national or regional flag, except for Scottish Gaelic. A much better way to do things, imo.
Drop-down menu with language names (e.g. Russian, Samoan, etc.) next to a flag emoji. Scots Gaelic, however, is next to an image of a glass of whisky.
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Back at turn 1 for race day!
Me--wearing Ferrari hat, white Ferrari shirt, and red bandana, standing at turn 1 at cota
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Why do we need another American team in F1?
Haas F1 car being lifted by crane while a big American flag waves in the background.
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Howdy from Fast Carland
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Fresh reminder that AI still sucks.
Google AI summary for a query about Pope Leo and Gaza, claiming that "As of October 2025, there is no Pope Leo. The current Pope is Francis."
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
The Lord's Supper celebrated at Broadview ICE facility. The request to bring communion to those detained inside was denied. We are the Body of Christ. The Body of Christ will be free.
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
The only Steinbrenner I recognize.
Screen cap from Seinfeld: Back of the head of a grey-haired man (George Steinbrenner) sitting at his desk talking in the phone in a plush office, Yankees logo visible on the far wall.
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
They were literally directing traffic so that ICE vehicles could enter and exit. They kept protesters off public streets to do this. This officer removed his name badge and would not answer when I asked for his name.
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Glad the @ilstatepolice.bsky.social were there to wave this armored car through. Those heavily armed ICE officers could have got hurt! @govpritzker.illinois.gov what the actual fuck
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Village of Broadview officer having a friendly conversation with a fed
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Illinois State Police without name badge. I asked him his name multiple times. He did not respond. @govpritzker.illinois.gov @ilstatepolice.bsky.social
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Nice thoughts gov. Are these your orders?
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Tear gas, pepper balls, and other projectiles being deployed against protesters this morning at Broadview ICE facility. The protests were peaceful. Chanting, singing. Then every few minutes, federal agents would shoot stuff at us. You really can't believe how blatant this is until you see it.
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
ICE vehicle with "Fuck ICE" bumper sticker, leaving the gate at Broadview detention facility. They're luring people with a false sense of security. Don't fall for it. Stay vigilant and warn your neighbors.
ICE vehicle (black Dodge SUV) leaving the gate at Broadview detention facility. Rear of ICE vehicle with "Fuck ICE" bumper sticker and plate GF 3568, leaving the gate at Broadview detention facility.
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
How do I know which ones are friendly?
Ask a friendly Amtrak employee for more information. Thank you once again for choosing Amtrak, we look forward to your visit.
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I really hope ModerateWill keeps popping up in my life with his moderate takes. I hope I sit next to him on the Red Line and he says something about how he'd feel a lot safer taking the train with more police around. He knows what he's about and I respect that.
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Here's the email re: UChicago anthropology
Dear Anthropology faculty and student colleagues,

 

As you know, at the end of last week, I met with Costas Nakassis, chair of the Department of Anthropology; Kelly Pollock, SSD Dean of Students; and Paul Poast, SSD Deputy Dean of Doctoral Education. During that meeting, I informed Costas that we will pause admissions to the Anthropology PhD program for Academic Year 2026-27. Acting with direction from the president and the provost, our division made this decision in light of the University’s budget challenges as well as the current and likely future effects of external changes in resources upon which our faculty, students, and staff depend.

 

Importantly, all commitments (financial, advising, and research support)  for current and incoming students in the program will remain in place. Pausing admissions for one year will provide the department with the capacity to adapt to a reduced cohort size going forward, and to consider changes to the curriculum and program structure that a changing cohort size will require. 

 

The innumerable accomplishments of Anthropology faculty, students, and alumni illustrate the eminence of this department. Although I understand that this pause may initially cause concern and frustration, this is a short-term measure to reinforce the foundation on which future generations of Anthropology doctoral students will build.

 

With best wishes,

 

 

 With best wishes,

Amanda Woodward

Dean of the Division of the Social Sciences, University of Chicago

William S. Gray Distinguished Service Professor of Psychology
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
There's a Pictish symbol stone at Upper Manbean...
Google AI overview that reads: "The term 'upper manbean stone' likely refers to a kidney stone located in the upper part of the urinary tract, specifically in the ureter. Kidney stones can cause pain in the back, side, or groin, and the location of the pain can indicate where the stone is situated. If a stone is in the upper part of the ureter, closer to the kidney, it may cause pain in the back or side."
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Venn diagram with "University of Chicago's on-campus currency" and "Walk the Line (2005)" intersecting at "Phoenix Cash"
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Some of y'all need to be drinking more if this
Sign in diner window advertising "smart juice", $6.99 for 33.8 oz.
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Is it just me, or has the editorial quality of Wikipedia plummeted in the last year or so? Below is just one example of many I've encountered. I have some guesses as to why...
Text from Wikipedia reading: "The Sea Lamprey has become such a big problem since the Lamprey is an invasive species; they must be controlled to keep the ecosystems in check and be given the best ability for survival.[8] Sea Lamprey will be controlled by a specific lampricide known as TFM. TFM kills sea lamprey largely; as the TFM has little to no impact to fish."
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Bust of Zeno with speech bubble
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
RIP Charles Leclerc #f1
Tombstone that reads: "Charles Leclerc 1997-2025: This is so incredibly frustrating. we’ve lost all competitiveness. You just have to listen to me, I would have found a different way of managing those issues. Now it's just undriveable. undriveable. It's a miracle if we finish on the podium."
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Huh????
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Parody of the Facebook "marked safe" post that reads "Marked safe from Horner going to Ferrari (Today)"
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
AccuWeather predicts two more hours of Alex Jacques trying to fill airtime by cutting to an unwilling Alex Brundle #f1 #belgianGP
AccuWeather MinuteCast forecast for Spa-Francorchamps circuit, predicting rain for next two hours.
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Well, I've made it
Screenshot from my notifications that (unfortunately) reads "❤️RABBI DRINKS PUSSY JUICE LIKE GATORADE 💦" with a link to Discord.
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Rarely post my face on here, but happy with my summer cut! And maybe good to put a face to the handle for my new followers?
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Will Buxton interviewing Santino Ferrucci while standing in a cornfield is what IndyCar is all about.
Screenshot of Will Buxton and Santino Ferrucci standing in a cornfield somewhere.
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
The Alpine "famous ancestors" driver combo
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The Michigan Ave bucket drummers 🥹 God bless Chicago #nokings
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I for one am glad we've reclaimed revolutionary war outfit guy
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Proud to live in Chicago where we stand up for each other. #nokings
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
My dissertation would be so much more exciting if Le Mans were every day.
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I've been in Bosnia for the last month accompanying my partner on her fieldwork. Meanwhile, I've been thinking a lot about stećci, the medieval (mostly) Christian tombstones--in situ, recontextualized, and re-made.
Two stećci tombstones surrounded by a fence and historical flags.3 "abstract," modernist stećci sculptures Stećci in manicured gardenMany undecorated stećci in unmaintained park
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Chicago Pope???
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This seagull on the Sistine Chapel roof is absolutely a manifestation of the Holy Spirit and you can't convince me otherwise.
Close-up of Sistine Chapel chimney and roof, with seagull sitting on the roof.
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Flavio: Now I will turn it over to Oli, who will assure you that everything is fine. Won't you, Oli? Oli, definitely not under duress: Yes, everything is fine!
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I love humanity
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Daniel Hansen @danrhan.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
This morning, I was notified that all NSF reviewing, awarding, and payments of existing awards have been paused. This is nothing short of a disaster for ongoing research work.
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