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Dan Regan

@danregancomedy.bsky.social

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Comedian/Comedy Writer ⏬️ For Collab & Business ⏬️ danregancomedy@gmail.com Cameo.com/danregancomedy

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Dan Regan @danregancomedy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

My dog thinks she owns the couch. I wrote this while not sitting in my spot because she looks really comfortable.

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Dan Regan @danregancomedy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

People the age I am now seemed a lot older when I was a kid.

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Dan Regan @danregancomedy.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

To the gift wrap companies who put the squares on the back of the paper for easier cutting: Thank you! To the gift wrap companies who don't do that yet: Get on that!

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Dan Regan @danregancomedy.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Every year for Christmas I buy my niece and nephew something that has to be assembled, because watching my brother struggle to put it together is my Christmas.

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Dan Regan @danregancomedy.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

My wife is wrapping Christmas gifts, so our dog and I have to go in the other room because "we don't know how to act around gift wrap rolls."

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Dan Regan @danregancomedy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

In my 20's I just wanted a nice car. In my 30's I just wanted a good job. Today I just want mashed potatoes.

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Dan Regan @danregancomedy.bsky.social · 20/11/2023

If you've never seen a cooked turkey before you're in luck because there's going to be 4,375,913 million photos of them on social media soon.

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