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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema)

@danpgsimpson.bsky.social
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Film lover. Video essayist. Metalhead. He/Him www.youtube.com/EyebrowCinema

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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 14h
Casino Gauntlets for some, Clockwork Carnage for others!
Bob Dole on The Simpson's giving his "Abortion for some, miniature American flags for others" speech.
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 19h
New on Patreon! The next episode of Eyebrow x Hitchcock just went live. Today I'm reviewing To Catch a Thief! And yesterday, $5 patrons got access to a new video counting down my Top 5 Best First-Time Watches for September.
Dan with a big thumbs up.
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would have been 9 so there were definitely movies and shows before this but partd of The Animatrix definitely freaked me out. "The Second Renaissance" in particular has some absurdly violent scenes and images. As an adult it's a bit desperate, as a child it was shocking.
Poster for The Animatrix (2003)
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
R.I.P Cronos. I will be blasting Venom this weekend in tribute.
Venom frontman Cronos on stage rocking the devil horns
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sy Ableman!
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jewel's infamous interview with Kurt Loder where he calls out her misunderstanding of "casualty."
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My fianceé when the newly crowned King Henry V is mean to Falstaff
Shaq making the "time out" gesture
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Public Enemy. Tom Powers standing outside in the middle of a rainstorm waiting to lay waste to his gangster enemies. It's ominous and frightening but also heartpumpingly exciting.
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I watch too much Botchamania lmao
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lots of new stuff on Patreon! My Hitchcock series just hit Strangers on a Train this week, $5 Patrons get my Top 5 Movies Watched in August video, which was STACKED. And just tonight, I ranked every Orson Welles movie. patreon.com/eyebrowcinema
Dan surrounded by Orson Welles in various film roles.
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you're a generative AI defender just remember that this guy is on your side.
YouTube comment: I will say A Fact. Who Hates Ai hates America, since ai is the only antiwoke thing remained, and if we xould return to do movies great again and the world great again if ai replace all humans and has total independence
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Watching a bunch of Orson Welles movies at the same time my weekly Hitchcock series has come to Strangers on a Train.
Smiling through it all! Can't believe this my life
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He looks pretty happy to me lmao!
Okada smiling having regained the AEW International Title
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"D.N.R (Do Not Resuscitate)" by Testament
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
To see me complain about more of our horrible modern world, here's a video I made critiquing A.I. in movies, specifically the pitch to use it for The Magnificent Ambersons. youtu.be/JfiG0Rxrwrs
George C Scott in despair in the foreground. The background shows four images: The Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz at Sphere, a two-headed A.I. clone of Joseph Cotten, the A.I. art from Late Night with the Devil, and Martin Scorsese schilling fot A.I
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This man's entire being is offensive to me.
Mr. Beast's very stupid tweet promoting his very stupid looking book.
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
(more of the gif than needed but whatever)
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
🤖NEW VIDEO!🤖 Get This A.I. Trash Out of My Cinema As A.I. worms its way into every aspect of our lives it's important to push back. youtu.be/JfiG0Rxrwrs
George C. Scott from Hardcore looking enraged/depressed. Behind him is a grid of four images: The Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz at Sphere, an A.I. mutilation of Joseph Cotten in The Magnificent Ambersons, the A.I. generated image from Late Night with the Devil, and Scorsese schilling for an A.I. company.
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Now that the Q&A is all done it's time to get back to work on the next video essay.
My cat sleeping on Robert L. Carringer's book "The Magnificent Ambersons: A Reconstruction"
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Lots of new stuff on Patreon right now! $5 patrons got my Top 5 First-Time Watches for July video, which includes modern comedies, classic Westerns, and Hong Kong action. All paid patrons also got the newest episode of my audio series Eyebrow x Hitchcock. This week, I'm talking Notorious
Still from the Top 5 Video. Me, microphone in hand, eyes shut and mouth openThe poster for Notorious (1946)
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Spider-Man: The Day of the Jackal. ...wait shit that actually kind of works.
Spider-Man villain The Jackal
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Me likey
Match graphics for the Continental Cup in AEW
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Screwed my last post up... I own 999 movies on Blu-Ray. What should my 1000th be? Full list of currently owned Blu-Rays: boxd.it/LG6ka
My Blu-Ray collection
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Lmao. Mox envy is real.
Jon Moxley with 2 AEW world titles
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
🙋NEW VIDEO!🙋 The Eyebrow Cinema Q&A Summer Spectacular is here! Today we're talking directors, videogame movies, The Odyssey, the danger of "soaking yourself in film", and much, much more! youtu.be/dO7ObWONCB8?...
Three Dans, each looking silly, against a cosmic backdrop.
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The Eyebrow Cinema Q&A Summer Spectacular is now available for all paid patrons at patreon.com/eyebrowcinema I continue to talk a lot.
3 ridiculous looking images of Daniel against a cosmic backdrop.
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Been cackling at this poster all weekend.
Poster for the movie "By Any Means"
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"No you don't understand. Our movies have always been bad" does not seem the best marketing strategy.
Kevin Feige saying there wasn't much build-up to Thanos either.
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
the Avengers Doomsday trailer:
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Without saying your age, what are your favourite movies that came out when you were 18?
1. The Master
2. Before Midnight
3. Cloud Atlas
4. Silver Linings Playbook
5. Django Unchained
6. Lincoln
7. Man of Steel
8. The Place Beyond the Pines
9. Life of Pi
10. Blue Jasmine
11. Frankenweenie
12. To the Wonder
13. The Past
14. Zero Dark Thirty
15. The Lords of Salem
16. Fruitvale Station
17. This is the End
18. The World's End
19. Passion
20. Upstream Color
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Shocking video of Lindsey Graham's final moments!
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You'll always be The Dud to me Pointdexter
Homer and Marge laughing with text that reads "You Got the Dud!"
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
One year ago today AEW held one of their best ppvs. Kenny and Okada crossed swords for the first time in years, Toni Storm halted Mercedes Mone's belt collector run, solidifying Toni as the most Elite women's wrestler, and the Hangman redeemed himself and AEW in maybe my favourite match ever.
Hangman triumphantly holding the AEW Men's World ChampionshipToni Storm celebrating her AEW Women's World Title victory.Okada about to blast Omega with a Rainmaker.Swerve and Ospreay facing off against The Young Bucks.
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Second, The Top 10 Westerns of the 1950s. This is the official tie-in to my video on High Noon and Rio Bravo. Both videos and a whole lot more are now available for $5 Patrons at patreon.com/eyebrowcinema
Dan in the old west flanked by Gary Cooper from High Noon on the left and John Wayne from Rio Bravo on the right.
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
TWO NEW PATREON EXCLUSIVE VIDEOS ARE NOW AVAILABLE!! First up, my Top 5 Movies Watched in June, so intense it had me pulling this face.
Dan screaming into the mic, likely dropping some death metal lyrics.
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hulk Hogan after winning the WWF title at Wrestlemania 9
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Wait a minute! I haven't participated in the Disclosure Day discourse yet!! .... ...it's good!
Four panel comic from The Simpsons. The "you didn't learn how World War II ended" joke.
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Every frame a painting
Dan mouth open surrounded by High Noon and Rio Bravo physical media
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
🤠NEW VIDEO!🤠 The Western John Wayne Hated A deep dive into why Hollywood's defining cowboy hated one of the greatest Westerns ever made - and what he did about it. youtu.be/pG_R7c1SeU8?...
Gary Cooper's Will Kane walking in the foreground while an image of a judgmental John Wayne looms on the horizon.
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
How production on the new video has me.
My face midmotion looking gnarly
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Starspawn is Blood Incantation's first album, literally the exact opposite of their latest. Love seeing Google get worse right before my eyes.
Google erroneously listing Starspawn (2016) as the latest album from Blood Incantation.
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This is how you know Blood Incantation has the juice.
Listing for a Blood Incantation t-shirtCloseup revealing the 2XLs are out of stock. Also the mediums.
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I'm doing my part.
Citizen Kane viewed 7 times
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
YOU BASTARDS!!!
Headline: "Mamdani's New York is coming to tax your private jet"
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Little Bill: "You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children." William Munny:
Smiling Homer Simpson, about to say "That's right, and who might you be?"
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Shame on Chris Nolan for desecrating Homer!
Homer with his back bent by the fire hydrant, having been attacked by Christopher Nolan
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Dr. Dan Ken Stein (Eyebrow Cinema) @danpgsimpson.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
These eggs are gonna rule
Receit order 666
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