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Dan Hartman

@danosaurusrex82.bsky.social
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A devops/platform engineer focused on the humans in tech

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Dan Hartman @danosaurusrex82.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I have a feeling that the Charlie Kirk crowd won’t have much to say about him celebrating death
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Dan Hartman @danosaurusrex82.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Couldn’t think of a better way to describe my career
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Dan Hartman @danosaurusrex82.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
There’s a creeper in my van
A 2007 Honda Odyssey minivanA 2007 Honda Odyssey minivan but a little bit closerA 2007 Honda Odyssey minivan but a little bit now it’s getting real closeA 2007 Honda Odyssey minivan zoomed in far enough to see the side of the middle row chair through the open door. The cutout shapes in the plastic trim resemble the face of the Minecraft Creeper mob. A green outline of the Creeper’s body is drawn on top of the picture.
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Dan Hartman @danosaurusrex82.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Oh no I became the meme. Someone remind me to put a pan under my pizza the next time
A smattering of melted cheese covering an 18 square inch area of the bottom of an electric ovenAn entire cheese pizza folded like a taco with the cheese side out
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Dan Hartman @danosaurusrex82.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Shout out to Rhodes Bake ‘n’ Serv Anytime! Cinnamon Rolls Set the oven to 300 and start with aluminum foil on top, they rise even higher!
Two icing laden cinnamon rolls side by side on a plate
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Dan Hartman @danosaurusrex82.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Big day. I couldn’t have done it without @courtenlow.bsky.social
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Dan Hartman @danosaurusrex82.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
This game still feels like the warmest blanket
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Dan Hartman @danosaurusrex82.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Don’t sleep on Starbucks Single-Origin Sumatra. This is worth waking up for
A 12 oz bag of Starbucks sing-origin sumatra. It features a rascally looking tiger crawling through foliage
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Dan Hartman @danosaurusrex82.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Let’s do chemo correctly
A young boy wearing a green tunic and holding a sword above his head
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Dan Hartman @danosaurusrex82.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Time to make all the social media faux pas on a new platform!
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