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Dani Daly

@danooli.bsky.social
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She/Her Gen-X & Middle Child, Semi-Human / Semi-Feral Cozy Gamer. Lover of Catbellies. Reader of stories into a microphone. Prairie Punk is my aesthetic. Watching democracy die in real time SUCKS.

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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have reached pinnacle TTRPG gaming last night. I ROLLED NAT 20 FIVE TIMES IN A ROW! #shadowdark #osrgaming
Screenshot of redacted text message from Ro stating "Btw chances of rolling five Bat 20s in a row is 1 in 3.2 million" with a shocked face reaction.

And a second message from Ro "Nat. Wild. Great time as always" with a red heart reaction.
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cleaning up some old files and I found these Little League pictures from 1981, 1982 and 1983. Good times.
Photo of a team of two rows of children dressed in blue t-shirts that say Northern Brookhaven LL flanked by two coaches.  There is a small sign on the ground in front that shows these are 7 year old T-Ball players, and the photo was taken in 1981.A team of young girls dressed in softball uniforms with maroon shirts, white pants and maroon ball caps.  The shirts say Sag Harbor Savings, and the players are flanked by two lady coaches with hairstyles showing this was from the early 1980s.  There are two softball bats crossed in front of the bottom row, who are all on one knee.  A softball team of young girls in yellow shirts, white baseball pants, and yellow and white ball caps are arrayed in two row with a male coach on each side and a lady on the right as well. The clothing indicates this was taken in the early 1980s.
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As if store bought ranch wasn't scary enough...
An advertisement for Hidden Valley Ranch dressing but its been dyed black. It's called Spooky Ranch & has a jack o lantern on the label. There's a serving suggestion showing it slathered on pizza. there's a purple background to the entire advertisement. And of course it's available at Walmart exclusively.
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me and a snake friend - circa 1976. I do like that dress, but not the hair.
Photo from the late 1970s shows a young girl with a Dorothy Hamill hairstyle wearing a dress with a denim bottom and red patterned top with embroidery at the waist.  She is standing on a lawn with a brown car in the background.  There's an older child standing between her and the car.  This girl is holding a snake, and she is grinning wildly.
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm so lucky that the author of Final Torch is my GM.
Photo shows a hex map for A tabletop roll playing game called Shadowdark covered in places of a dungeon with some green water bits. There are various gaming paraphernalia such as dice, minis, and a Final Torch zine.
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm in my 50's and have just recently realized I love having my fingernails painted.
Photo of a left hand, palm up with fingers bent to show green sparkly nails. There's a multi color striped rug shown on the floor
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sir Albert, Knight of Sploot
This image shows a standard issue cat laying in the shade on a short lawn. His green eyes look up at the camera while he is in a sploot position. His front paws are forward, and his back paws are splayed out to either side with his tail up and curved.
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Did anyone else want to be Kezia Horn from Little House on the Prairie when they grew up?
An older woman with a devilish grin and a bucket hat has a raven on her head.
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A photo of the legendary Dolly Parton and Tom Curry together. They both died within hours of each other.
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rest in peace, dear Dolly. Thank you for the music, the kindness, the laughs and the BOOKS. You're loved, and will be missed tremendously.
Dolly Parton's best of Dolly Parton record in a now playing stand with a record player to the left
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Albert has decided that sitting on my feet is the most comfortable
A standard issue cat sits on a foot on a tile floor A standard issue cat sits on a foot on a grassy lawnA standard issue sits on a foot on a wooden floor
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is a weird time to be alive, so here's a cute cardinal with a fabulous crest for your feed. Hopefully he makes you smile.
A young male Northern Cardinal with two crest feathers sticking out from the top of his head perches on a bird feeder with a camera.
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
That claw.
A cat claws at a frame on the wall
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
He's a menace, but he's my menace.
A cat is on top of a printer on a high shelf and is trying to knock a framed print off the wall
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Um...I don't think that's a lizard. How I wish that was a lizard.
A screenshot of a porch camera with a large hornet crawling on the lens. The alert says "A lizard walks on the porch railing"
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Cat fishing with Albert
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Ha! Such ego indeed. He has cute murder mittens too.
An outstretched tabby cat paw on a rug that needs to be vacuumed
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
We have catnip growing in the yard This is why Albert decided to stay here last October when we were visited by the cat distribution system He found the catnip and decided he wasn't going anywhere. He was home Now that it is regrowing for the season, he realizes that he made a very good choice
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I am back in my sophomore year of highschool. Don't bother me for a while. #poidogpondering #thereslotsoftoastandjelly
A record player spinning an album with a green label on the left, and on the right side is the cover of the self titled LP by the band Poi Dog Pondering.
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This is the sexiest picture I've ever taken. Foreplay at its finest.
Thick yellow onion slices broken up, in the early stages of being caramelized in a cast iron pot
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Glo-worm was a toy from childhood
a photo of the 1970s tow doll, Gloworm
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Now I'm going to be thinking about this poor cow all day. moo.
A calendar page for Monday March 30th 2026, it's got a cartoon picture of a cow jumping over the moon. The words "hey diddle diddle" at the top. Under the picture is the poem:

"The cow jumped over the moon in a daring, reckless flight,
Yet lost in cosmic vastness she bemoaned the waning light.
For in the endless sky, she was met with silent scorn.
A spectral moo, a hollow sound, forever lost, forlorn."
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Not exactly waves but I took this photo of the north shore of Long Island (New York) from the Long Island Sound last summer. I'm a real person!
Photo of the north shore of Long Island, NY from the Long Island Sound
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Someone is happy the weather is getting nice.
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I found a bunch of pokemon coins and stuff on my walk today. I know nothing about any of this, but couldn't leave them on the ground.
An array of pokémon coins and other things on a window sill
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
This was on my desk at work. I don't eat fish, and am not the greatest fan of eggs. I'm not sure yet who left it for me, but thanks?
A bag of Golden Duck brand Salted Egg Fish Skin crunchy crisps on the corner of a desk.
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Sad lunch
A grey lunch bag with brown trim sits on a table in front of a window with a snowy scene. The bag has a zippered pocket that looks like a frown, and the trim (handle with grommets and a tag) make it look like a sad face.
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
If I were a lady cardinal, I'd probably fall for this dude.
A male northern cardinal perched on a white ledge with a snowy backyard in the background. His feathers are all wet. And he has a big old belly
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Minding my business, eating lunch and watching videos...all of a sudden I hear a THUD on the glass door. I was being watched! There's audio, but also loud cursing, so NSFW...
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This was a great halftime show. Bad Bunny was incredible.
Image shows a football with the words "Together, We are America" held aloft by Bad Bunny during the Super Bowl 2026 halftime show.
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
This is my grandmothers handwritten recipe of her mothers Escarole Soup. My Grandma was a child of immigrants from the Abruzzo region of Italy and made this every Christmas for us to enjoy. (Recipe is transcribed in Alt Text)
Escarole Soup (Regional) 
1/2lb lean veal cut into little pieces
Pour enough olive oil to cover bottom of a large sauce pan and place the pan over medium heat. When oil becomes hot, add the veal pieces and stir a few times then remove pan from fire. Add enough water to make a good soup base, then add black pepper and salt and boil until the meat is tender.

Wash and boil 3 lbs escarole. Allow water to come to a boil – add escarole and remove it as soon as it becomes limp. Remove escarole and place on a large platter.  With a sharp knife, cut into escarole to make small pieces. Add it to the soup base.  If more water is needed, use the water [in which] you boiled the escarole.
When all is cooked, add about ½ cup grated parmesan cheese, black pepper and chunks of provolone and mix well.
Before serving [the soup], beat 3 eggs with grated cheese and black pepper and pour over the boiling soup. Cover pot and allow the egg to cook.  (Ed note: stir cooked egg into soup)
Variations – lean beef, tiny meat balls, boneless chicken breasts.
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Legal Holiday season is the most wonderful time of the year
A calendar for December 2025 that lists the 8 days of Chanukah and has December 25 listed as Legal Holiday
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
New cat hates their job
A cat rests their front paws on a keyboard and looks back at the camera with a disgruntled look.
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Look at that face
A young tabby cat with green eyes on a black mat looks up lovingly. He's sitting on a black mat in a vet's office
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
We brought Albert to the vet to check for a chip and a general health assessment. He does not have a chip. We're keeping him. 😻
A young tabby cat sits on a black matt at a vet's office, looking off to the side. There's a plain white wall and a white scale in the background.
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
There are 13 wild turkeys in my yard today. Happy Halloween!
Picture of a lawn and Autumn taken from a porch. There are 13 wild turkeys on the lawn.
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
He's absolutely awesome
A tabby cat sleeps curled up on a green recliner
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Welp... Brian and I have been visited by the cat distribution system. Meet Albert. He doesn't seem to want to leave.
A young tabby cat stands on a desk in front of a computer monitor.A tabby cat curled up asleep in front of a window on top of a bunch of detritus on a filing cabinet
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Would you just look at the red on this bird's head? This is a red bellied woodpecker but obviously their scarlet head is just gorgeous.
A red bellied woodpecker eating at a bird buddy bird feeder. The sun is shining on the red feathers of the bird's head and it is extremely striking. There's a lawn and privet in the background.
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Does this chair make my rib cage look small?
A plastic skeleton in denim overalls and a white scarf, with red curly hair and a sun hat sits in a rocking chair on a porch.
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
It's a buttkin
A pumpkin in the back of a car, it's been grown with an indent making it look rather heiny like
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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A black and white close up photo of Paul Bearer of Sheet Terror with a quote that says "The whole 'Conservatism Is The New Punk' thought is a fucking travesty, and a sad joke. I don't want to hear about how you've 'grown up, and have kids and a mortgage.' You don't eat shit just because the toilet's closer than the fridge."  - Paul Bearer, Sheer Terror
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Tis the season to protect birds
A photo of a beautiful yellow bird stuck in a fake spiderweb laced in a bush with red berries with the caption "every strand of fake spiderweb stressed across bushes is a deadly trap for birds searching for food" and "Skip the fake webs- protect wildlife instead"
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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White text on a black background that reads "Autism was discovered in 1911. Tylenol was invented in 1950. Not distracted. Release the Epstein files."
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
There was an older, bald white dude behind me this morning going NUTS - making gestures, angry faces, flipping me off...and I'm pretty sure he was pissed at my sticker (given to me by my daddy) If this sentiment pisses you off...GOOD. it's working.
A sticker with a white background and green text on the back of a green car that has an image of the statue of Liberty and the words "KEEP THE IMMIGRANTS DEPORT THE RACISTS'
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
"How you die does not redeem how you lived" (Rev. Dr. Howard-John Wesley is the senior pastor at Alfred Street Baptist Church in Alexandria. )
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
It's a new week, lets not forget "old" news
photo shows a gas stove wirh the flame lit and a pot and lid on the heat.  The words "EPSTEIN SCANDAL" are written on the side of the pot. Under that is a black text block with white lettering that reads "What say we keep this on the front burner, okay"? with the word "front" in yellow
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Image shows the United States in a black silhouette on a white background with the words "WE ARE NOT DROPPING THE EPSTEIN THING" superimposed over it in white.
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
As if I didn't love Morgan Spector enough already. This is awesome
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Dani Daly @danooli.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I would totally eat this Regular, No Spiders Added, Jamaican Patty. Yum?
Photo shows a greasy waxed paper envelope from a place called Gas Station Dinner with the words "Regular Jamaican Patty written on it.
Then printed are the words "Regular, totally normal Jamaican Patty. ABSOLUTELY NO SPIDERS ADDED. Just typical, Caribbean fried dough as expected, with zero spiders nor their eggs added"
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