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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 3h

Jigsaw (established as my roommate 5 years ago on a different app) says he’s torturing the guy who drank all the beer in our fridge but I know for a fact he’s just sitting in the torture room and scrolling on his phone

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 5h

Jigsaw: your tenacity is admirable Jonathan. you’ve beaten my game Johnny Knoxville (bleeding from his skull): gimme the next one Jigsaw: Jigsaw: what Knoxville (wearing a bear trap like a diaper): I’m ready for the next one man!

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 11h

Monkberry Moon Delight is a Halloween song

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

[at the bar] yeah that’s my boy over there. he’s a little evil but he’s cool [sees him making hand signs while muttering an incantation to himself] excuse me for a second

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Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social · 17h

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 17h

doesn’t help that there’s also Davos, a character who has stubs for fingers on one hand

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 17h

season 1 Littlefinger: We only make peace with our enemies…that's why it's called making peace. season 7 Littlefinger: My lady, whenever I’m faced with a decision I think to myself “What would an evil person do?” and then I do it. Because I’m evil.

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 19h

UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF LOVE youtu.be/HNy_retSME0?...

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The Concept of Love

YouTube video by HIDEKI NAGANUMA - Topic

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 19h

Hideki Naganuma sampling Kwame Ture in Jet Set Radio Future son? or Hideki Naganuma sampling Malcolm X in Sonic Rush daughter?

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 28/03/2024

Tolkien: just got done working on a new language to cope with the ol' Pee-Tee-Ess-Dee. how was your weekend, Clive? CS Lewis, hiding a picture of Jesus holding hands with a lion: don't worry about it

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I’ve seen enough. let her run the military

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

IN COMMUNIST NEW YORK THE HORSES ARE ALL UNEMPLOYED

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

the line is even better now having the context that Tywin Lannister is actually deeply concerned about sheep’s opinions. it’s like “brevity is the soul of wit” coming from Polonius in Hamlet. Tywin cared so much about legacy he fucked up his kids over it. the man had a hit song written about him

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I knew “my sweet summer child” came from Game of Thrones but what really knocked me on my ass watching the show for the first time this year was hearing this come out of Tywin Lannister’s mouth. Charles Dance should be getting royalties every time someone says it

Charles Dance as Tywin Lannister: “The lion does not concern himself with the opinions of a sheep.”

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

they should get real faithful with it and adapt the sequel where the government sends the kid back into the wilderness to study him and also adapt the “Brian’s Winter” alternate timeline trilogy that explores what would happen if he didn’t get rescued at the end of the first book

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

the best punishment for rich freaks is always labor. force them to do the productive, meaningful unappreciated work they’ve destroyed the world trying to avoid. he should be laying train tracks for the rest of his life

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Stark plotline: As time passes my family and my home grow more distant. Winter is coming, but my heart shall not grow cold. I must fight to change the world as it changes me. Theon Greyjoy plotline:

wolverine screaming while chained to a nuke

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🪨 Geop! 🪨 @mrgeop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

As is usual with Square titles, I question quality of this port

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

freaking out because my new-ish Keychron keyboard stopped working in the tail-end of my podcast edit hahaaaaaaa

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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manuclearb0mb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Proof that this is indeed me. Gendry and Cheeni demand you help me find my friends

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

you think America is tearing itself apart and then you see a news article from the UK come across the timeline that says some shit like “Labour considers legally classifying people with ADHD as ‘children’ to exclude them from collecting benefits or securing work”

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

nice of them to give the show a little bit of steak before they take it out back to shoot it

Diana Rigg as Olenna Tyrell in Game of Thrones: “Tell Cersei.”

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

but do you condemn the brotherhood without banners???

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

got to the Ed Sheeran cameo in Game of Thrones and it’s so fucking funny his role is to humanize the soldiers who serve the house that slaughtered half of Arya’s family

Ed Sheeran (wearing House Lannister armor) sharing a meal with Arya Stark in Game of Thrones

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

imagine how different life would be if Qui-Gon Jinn didn’t go to the track and bet it all on Hitler

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

that child was force sensitive! how was he supposed to win against someone juiced up on midichlorians?

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

They punished Sebulba for being right too quickly

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I’m glad time has vindicated Sebulba. Everyone was so cruel to him because he “tried to kill a child” during the Boonta Eve Classic even though he was literally Darth Vader

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MonotoneGent @monotonegent.fineti.me · 08/10/2026

Found a portrait

New Futurama warning us about AI awhile ago

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

David Ellison just dragged the animaniacs out of the water tower and shot them dead right there in the middle of the street

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Bran I’ve spent years searching for someone to take my place in the most uncomfortable chair in all the realms. this chair sucks absolute shit Bran. when I saw a vision of you getting paralyzed by that fall my first thought was “here’s my fucking chance”

Max Von Sydow as the Three Eyed Raven, surrounded by branches in a cavern

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026

sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

a lot of people are saying Game of Thrones because it fell from such great heights but many of you underestimate just how many great shows that started before 2020 were compromised by the seasons that came out after 2020

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i know a lot of people really, really want gaza to be a two-sides issue that maps cleanly onto US electoral politics, but it isn't. the mainstream of both parties supports the genocide, because the US as an institution supports the genocide. i know that's uncomfortable but you can't run away from it

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

remembering when Theon goes to 11 year old Bran Stark demanding that he surrender Winterfell and Bran says “no” and Theon’s just like “bro PLEASE I need this”

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

isn’t he best friends with Chris Hardwick

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Daniel Ostrowski @froakiebloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The all time classic

Ye @kanyewest tweets ‘I will never a make a diss record’. Ryan Pequin quote tweets: ‘When Mario starts to doubt himself during a speed run’

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

season 6 Game of Thrones will have a scene where it suddenly locks in and you think “wait maybe the show’s still got it” and then it cuts to Tyrion asking Grey Worm and Missandei if they know any good jokes

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Rob Dunson, Collateral Beautician @wormsgreenrealm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

already a killer fucking episode about debatably the best game ever made and then Kiefer dedicates time to a whole bit about Pannenkoek...

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

They just created a million Macklemores

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m asking for post-2016 examples!

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Since P.T. and Resident Evil 7, what were some video game demos that felt like appointment viewing? like “everyone’s talking about this?” genuinely can’t recall a moment since those two where demos were so in the zeitgeist

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

anyone else find The Woman Who Was Also A Mongoose by The Dead Milkmen oddly moving? yes I’ve been tested they said it’s just ADHD

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

if I had to pick a game that reflected the sensibilities of 2012 it’d be that one I suppose

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Me: and I want the mug to say “Don’t talk to Mr. Me until I’ve listened to Mr. Me by They Might Be Giants” Designer: that’s not even one of the better known They Might Be Giants songs Me: listen buddy I’m not selling these

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Alcohol is a substance that makes Temporary Secretary by Paul McCartney sound like a normal song people listen to and they sell it in many stores

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