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Daniel

@dannytron.bsky.social
429 followers 440 following 71 posts

With every iteration of social media I just get drunker and sluttier. I promise, I do exist outside my shower. But also willing to exist in yours. 😜

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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The closest I ever got to twink 🤣 Post yourself in your twink era ✨
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Just an FYI, I’m not dead. Ike just trying to get my life organized 🤓
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
She knows exactly what she’s doing. 🤣
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
But do you love me as much as the place where I got my first glasses when I was 24 and never returned? They still text me on my birthday. Real yearning vibes. 🤔 (Also this is clearly a joke and I love you dearly, you are perfection and I wonder everyday how I charmed a mythical creature like you 🦄)
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Deinonykiss @deinonykiss.northsky.social · 13/11/2024
have you seen the Jepsen edit youtu.be/3Dffy6CP3-A?...
youtu.be
tfw michelle yeoh cuts 2 the feeling
YouTube video by Sophie Bee
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses 🤓
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I have spent so much time I. The hot tub this weekend
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son. @roamingdruid.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
One is about me, and one is ME! lol
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
There’s actually a secret third scenario he’s not telling you about. And it’s later on we’ll tell him about it while he is getting laid.🤣
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I feel like I only ever post pics of my haircut now. I need to fix my shower lighting set up so I can go back to being a slut.
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Happy birthday @personguypal.bsky.social. After almost a decade of knowing eachother you’re still one of my favorite people. Hopefully this year is as awesome as you are. 🤟🏼
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I cannot be held responsible for the jokes that pop into my head while I experienced contact high 💁🏻‍♂️
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Depression? I don’t know her. Or at least I’m walking around with my earphones in and pretending I don’t hear her saying hello in the grocery store. 💁🏻‍♂️
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
“ I’m tired of this grandpa“ Me, after every single workout ever.
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Sorry I disappeared for a bit. I’ve been being hella fucking gay. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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PupBuddy 🧡 Dexter @dexterbear97.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
NYC, you better be ready! I don’t come soft. 😈 Just dropped a new vid to hold you over on justfor.fans/DexterBear97
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
reskeet for spectacles, nerd 💁🏻‍♂️
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I have been restored.
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
🤤
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I’m sunburnt and need aloe rubbed on me. Send help.
Me, sunburnt in bed with no pants Sunburst, but with underwear
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I’m clearly too drunk to type. The was supposed to say “I’m gonna try to take some good pictures since I don’t vacation often” 🥴
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Me: I am gonna try to take some. I’ve pictures since I do t vacation often. Also me:
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I’ve done nothing but be intoxicated and lay around all day.
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I’m a little bit sick, but the fact that I heard this sound for the first time today means that I have to post something. So this is what you get.
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I probably like my dog more than I like most people. It in my defense she’s so great.
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I have exactly one joke that I make. 🤣
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Instagram Tarot Lady: there are signs all around you girlie pop, you just need to be open to them! The signs around me:
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Someone asked me what kind of boxers I was wearing. When I told him I was in a jock today, he asked to see. I’m lazy so I’m using this as my Hump Day post also 😝
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Exhausted Bear @exhaustedbear.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Some of the cutest guys I know. @hairytxdude.bsky.social @cyberboar.bsky.social @dannytron.bsky.social
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Careful. It’s slippery. Who know what could slip where. 😜
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
The final tummy Tuesday of 2025. Will I ever venture out of my shower? Only time will tell.
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
You’re on the list🤤
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Repost with your shower pic 💦 Finally my time to shine 😜
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Gorgeous 🤤
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas 🎄
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
🙋🏻‍♂️
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I’m looking for a couple of volunteers 😇
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
😘
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
😍
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Just a reminder, I’m still so fucking adorable in case any of you wife me up quick before Christmas.
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Need that. 🤤
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Post a picture of yourself from December of last year After the Great Choppening of my hair
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
You in water (It was a struggle to find a picture that was not in the shower. So you get this instead. 🤣)
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I don’t think your ass gets nearly enough screen time 😝
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Also, since I forgot to post yesterday, here a Tummy / Hump day double feature. 😘
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Damn Spotify. Just call me a slur and move on.
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Daniel @dannytron.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I think this quiz called me boring 🤣
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