Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Jaguars 9 penalties in first half is most in franchise history per Tru Media database (back to 2000). There's 4 minutes left in the first half. 0252
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This might be the first thing ever posted on the internet everyone agrees on 7410
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Settle a debate: if these ducks were a basketball team, which of these ducks is the point guard? 128625
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hampton but I'd see about a way to get Jones in there too 110
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What are your biggest fantasy football start-sit questions today? 46130
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’d cover Davante Adams when Puka Nacua is out but what do I know 71774
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My Mom called me within 30 seconds of Jaxson Dart’s hit and she is distraught 121470
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ken Walker has more scrimmage yards in his first three quarters with the Chiefs (169) than he did in the entire Super Bowl when he was named MVP (151) 51154
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Isaiah Likely to make my father never shut up about tight ends 41110
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This guy doesn't know what to do on a walk-in touchdown 3852
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Giants might be the first NFL team to have their SNF introduction lineup be with 2 RBs and 2 TEs and 1 WR 3660
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Of course Dak immediately targets Deonte Banks 0230
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026That is the fourth interception of T.J. Watt's career in Week 1 5390
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Derrick Henry will be putting up 100 yards a game until our oceans have drained to sand 71224
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) Bryce Young is ┳┻|⊂ﾉ better than Baker Mayfield ┻┳| 6672
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Deshaun might be a Nathan Fielder reality show. This is performance art. 112511
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Buccaneers have fumbled twice on their first two possessions. Bucky fumbling a 3rd-and-14 checkdown. incredibly sloppy 3240
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Good for Deshaun Watson. Almost made it 5 plays without an interception. 3972
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026reminder to move injured players like Malik Nabers to flex spots 1275
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Mark Andrews. I don't wanna deal with ATL today 020
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026your best start to a season since back in '83, Joe 020
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Dobbins, TBH. When he plays, he does well. Odunze hurt, and we need to see the titans offense. 120
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I am probably benching Nabers. If Nabers isn't sure about playing, he is not 100% (and maybe won't play well). If you can move Nabers to an IR spot once he is ruled "out" (some on Sleeper/Yahoo) you could add like, Ryan Flournoy, or a NYG WR. That makes it easier. If you can't , I'd bench him. 0161
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026What are your biggest start-sit questions for Week 1? 38122
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026That was one of the best drives of Brock Purdy's career. 11 plays, 99 yards, and a touchdown. Two different scrambles for a first down. Multiple scrambles to extend + find a receiver downfield, including for the touchdown. Really impressive. 41072
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It turns out the immediate reaction everyone had was, in fact, correct 1842
Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Not only is Kaelon Black outsnapping Christian McCaffrey, he’s looked better than Christian McCaffrey 5390
