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Danny Fearns

@dannyfearns.bsky.social
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Scouser emigrated to W. Lancashire, piano player, can't dance, so don't ask me, grandad to 4 wonderful people, dad to 2 lovely daughters, parkrun fan, never let the Tories near the levers of power ever again, used to be a lifelong Labour supporter 🌹

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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 3h
Probably headline of the year: Reform investigates Reform and finds Reform did nothing wrong www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
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Reform investigates Reform and finds Reform did nothing wrong
Reform UK has been accused of producing a 'whitewash' internal investigation into allegations senior party figures tried to disguise foreign donations
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RSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 1h
The Wigeon whistles into today’s Autumn Arrival Spotlight! 🦆 Numbers swell come autumn as visitors from northern Europe join the UK’s resident birds, creating large flocks on wetlands and lakes.
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 15m
My collection of Tory power stances has gone missing. They're mostly excruciating and will haunt them forever 🤞
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 17m
I wonder how they spend their evenings 🤔
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 26m
Setting aside the reason for his departure, how the f%^k do you defect from the Greens to the TORIES?! Even if he had only the mildest leanings towards a Green agenda, how can he suddenly switch to "drill baby drill", "net stupid zero" and "slash welfare"? W ⚓️ www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Suffolk councillor quits Greens for Tories over Zionism vote
He says the vote about Zionism "has left many in the party feeling politically homeless".
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 47m
You might remember the Tories had an obsession with doing weird power stances. I had a collection of them which I will post if I can figure out what I did with it! 
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 1h
Billionaire David Ruebens says he quit his London mansion to live in Monaco in response to Labour's punitive tax regime. Only problem with his story, he's been resident in Monaco since 2014. A true patriot, who just happens to have an aversion to paying tax.  www.theguardian.com/news/2026/oc...
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‘I reside in Monaco’: billionaire said to have quit UK over potential wealth tax had already left
TaxWatch contradicts claims about David Reuben’s departure and questions stories of super-rich exodus
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 1h
I know, kids are just kids. Is it so wrong though to hand out dog biscuits instead of Haribo?
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 1h
Good morning Bluesky ☀️ This is a very rare picture capturing the moments immediately before the birth of Jonathan Gullis.
Anne Widecombe on a London Street in a very unusual stance with a young Nigel Farage standing by 
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 16h
Colin from Portsmouth. The vox of the pops. www.instagram.com/reel/DeMWivp...
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 19h
Not just tax cuts for the wealthy, basically all of the Tory spending plans are based on slashing welfare. Sums up their vision of an ever widening gap between haves and have nots.
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 19h
I couldn't resist 🤷‍♂️
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 20h
😹 There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in But they're ever so small That's why the rain is thin. S. Milligan
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 20h
Maybe one of these would've been more patriotic, not sure if I can stand the pressure though ;-)
Prestige pressure cooker 
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Ciara Torres-Spelliscy @profciara.bsky.social · 21h
A+
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 21h
You surely can't mean that!He's on Trump's Board of Peace and a convert to Catholicism 😹
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 22h
Quite hard to describe the elation when a favourite pair of socks is reunited after weeks of uncertainty. 
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 22h
Talking hairdryer sounds fascinating. Would it ask where you're going on your holidays? 
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 22h
I can recommend the piano – lovely to collapse onto a nice accommodating keyboard after a long day 😊 
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
7f please. Ooh, is that blueberry jam? 🐷
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Should I get me coat?
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have a track record for discovering amazing new artists, only to find they were already discovered and doing very well thank you very much. This is Ren Gill, a singer songwriter and all round force of nature. youtu.be/iJaJyUivzVg?...
youtu.be
Ren - I Shot The Sheriff (Bob Marley Cover)
YouTube video by Ren
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Thanks for all the cash"
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Daniel Bellingradt @dbellingradt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wrong answers only. My bet: thanks for all the fish.
Newspaper headline: Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words.
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
UK water infrastructure is broken. There is endless proof that the Tory privatisation experiment has comprehensively failed. No more tinkering around the edges. Re-nationalise Water!
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At the very least, the residents of LA and San Diego.
Looney Tunes logo
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You whack a dad joke, another pops up 🤷‍♂️
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
US authorities refuse to confirm if they will have another go at killing Christa Pike. Having regained consciousness, she remains shackled to a hospital bed. Could this surreal situation lead them to rethink their Old Testament capital punishment system? It's easy. Just walk towards the light.
Woman in white dress walking out of the shadows towards very bright light. 
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good morning Bluesky ☀️ Good news today from Manchester Airport, where a woman who collapsed on the luggage carousel is slowly coming around.
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😹
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Kemi jokes just sort of make themselves don't they?
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's from "some like it hot". Billy Wilder directing, with Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon, Marilyn Monroe, nothing not to love :-)
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'll go out on a limb as a grumpy old bastard – I remember when Halloween was much more fun, any dressing up was just DIY and we had a good laugh playing duck apple. Then again, I did go to school with God 🤔
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Only the Conservatives can save us.
A giant upturned wok covering the UK
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Best comedy movie ever, and the last few lines are done to perfection.
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Mourning NAVALNY😢 @jan-readsalot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You can't put a price on national security. Although the Tories would definitely try 🤔
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm sure there must be a way to keep your digital swear box topped up with Bitcoin
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What kind of world leader? Obviously, a deranged one 🤷‍♂️
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Knitting Cat @dameknittingcat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
PPE Crimes I’ll never forgive them for the fact that so many practitioners & patients died because they weren’t protected by PPE & the huge amount of public money now ‘lost’ in mansions, yachts & other luxuries. Should be prosecutions for Tory crimes. But. Crickets.
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS:  Conservatives would commission a £10 billion Iron Dome to defend our nation against attack from our nearest neighbours. Meanwhile:
Smiling Michelle Mone holding Phone to her ear saying "hi Kemi, it's Michelle from Mone Aerospace and Security…"
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hypothetically, the Burnham government could renationalise water, rejoin the EU and grow the economy, but if Labour stands on the same side as Israel they're still damned to hell. Blue Labour needs to be sent on a fact finding trip to the dark side of the moon.
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wonder if she is at all regretful about sending that bloody big asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs. Surely they wouldn't have made such a mess of things as we did 🤔
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Clock is ticking for Don. Midterms in 4 weeks. He promised Iran war coincidentally over very soon after! 
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me too! For example, we don't need hundreds of chocolate biscuit brands when we could standardise on McVities Chocolate Hobnobs (dark choc, obviously).  @mcvitiesuk.bsky.social Tagging them in the hope I may be rewarded with a complimentary, maybe even lifetime supply of their lovely product.
Dark chocolate hobnob biscuits, one with a bite out of it alongside a cup of coffee
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Any Reform supporter: "the root cause of every single problem in this country is immigration." Any Conservative supporter: "we will fix every problem in this country, welfare cuts will fund everything." Any sane person: "...oh do fuck off."
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You can see it's unlikely to be used more than once, it would make as much sense just to drive it straight to landfill and be done with it. I feel it needs to be controlled rather than just hoping ppl will have the good sense to walk past it. 
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The sheer uselessness of said shit is baffling. I wish they could introduce legislation to quadruple the price to make it less attractive to people who have been persuaded they need it.
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