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Travel trip: If you’re at the Portland airport and see someone carrying a box of Voodoo Donuts they are a member of the Nation Guard. Spit on them and scream baby-killer and you will receive free drink tickets and be able to board your flight first.

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Danny Fuckin’ Bland @dannybland.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Rest in peace, Charlie Kirk. Another senseless loss to autoerotic asphyxiation.

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Danny Fuckin’ Bland @dannybland.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Rest in peace, James Dobson. Another senseless loss to autoerotic asphyxiation.

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Danny Fuckin’ Bland @dannybland.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Happy birthday to Charlie Watts’ singer.

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Danny Fuckin’ Bland @dannybland.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

To be honest I’d be more embarrassed about being caught at a Coldplay show than having an affair.

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Danny Fuckin’ Bland @dannybland.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

I’m just glad American flag bikini season is over.

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Danny Fuckin’ Bland @dannybland.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

The only thing I like about the 4th of July is the song 4th of July by Dave Alvin.

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Danny Fuckin’ Bland @dannybland.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

I’m in Pittsburgh. For lunch I had a sandwich that came with french fries on top of it. For dinner I had a salad that came with french fries on top of it. I mean, these motherfuckers know how to live.

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Danny Fuckin’ Bland @dannybland.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Rest in peace, Jimmy Swaggart. Another senseless loss to autoerotic asphyxiation.

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Danny Fuckin’ Bland @dannybland.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

I’m tired of all these AI/computer generated sing-songy pop songs. I declare the Monster Mash to be the feel good hit of Summer 2025. Eat shit, Sabrina Carpenter

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Danny Fuckin’ Bland @dannybland.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

I don’t mean to get all political on here but when I eat Belgian chocolate I am ashamed to be an American.

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Danny Fuckin’ Bland @dannybland.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

House of Blues is the Cracker Barrel of rock clubs. fight me

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Danny Fuckin’ Bland @dannybland.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

HBO’s True Blood lead me to believe there would be a ton of hot vampire guys in this part of Louisiana but nope, just me.

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Danny Fuckin’ Bland @dannybland.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Rest in peace, Pope Francis. Another senseless loss to autoerotic asphyxiation. 🙏🏻

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Danny Fuckin’ Bland @dannybland.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

I want to meet the man who was stuck with an entire warehouse full of extra large Hawaiian shirts in 1980 and decided that instead of burning it to the ground for the insurance he would convince fans of blues rock that this would be part of their uniform for the next 45 years plus. Pure evil genius

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Danny Fuckin’ Bland @dannybland.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Remember that time Nick Cave was mean to the Red Hot Chili Peppers? I miss that.

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Danny Fuckin’ Bland @dannybland.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Everyone on this Keeping the Blues Alive at Sea Cruise needs to know that if we get shipwrecked I will cannibalize them - and I don’t mean after starving for a month I mean as soon as I can get a good fire started. You’ve been warned.

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Danny Fuckin’ Bland @dannybland.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

On this International Women’s Day if you see a bunch of ladies in black robes with 500 year old books and ceremonial knives go off into the woods - no you didn’t.

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Danny Fuckin’ Bland @dannybland.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

I’m 33 today. Now let me pet your dog and play backgammon with me. You, not your dog. Unless your dog knows how to play backgammon then that’s even better. Thank you for all your help. xx